Introduction: Portable Milk Splatter
Milk, or any liquid, is THE MOST DANGEROUS nemesis to all IT products ( laptop, phones, tv, etc)
so why not give someone a heart attack with a fake milk splatter on their laptop?
you'll need:
- a piece of glass, or any smooth surface
- white glue, aka elmer's
- soap, or any lubricant (cooking spray, WD40, etc)
- knife
Step 1: Prep Your Surface
Your surface can be any smooth surface, I just had a piece of glass around.
Now take a your choice of lubricant (bar soap for me), and cover the piece of glass.
This makes the removal easier later.
I also took a piece of brown paper to spread it around more. totally optional.
Step 2: Squirt Your 'milk'
With the surface ready, take a bottle of white glue and 'draw' out your milk splatter.
You want to squirt out a nice thick layer of glue, that way it is easier to peel it off after it dries.
Step 3: Let It Dry...
Now let it dry for a good 6 to 10 hrs.
You don't want to leave it close to a warm vent or anything, you'll get wrinkles on your milk!
Step 4: Time to Peel
Once the glue dries, take a knife or anything with a sharp edge, and poke the edges around.
After the thin strips are free, it should be easy to peel off the whole thing off your surface.
Step 5: Sign Up Your Victim for Life Insurance
Now with your milk splatter in hand, you can place it on anything you want without harming anything.
Try distracting your victim to the kitchen, then place the fake milk splatter on his/her laptop, and wait for some reaction!
Enjoy!
You can add some colors to your glue for other uses, red for fake blood puddle, green for slime, etc.

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94 Comments
Question 8 months ago on Introduction
How did you do that good splat?
Can I do this in paper?
1 year ago
Incredibly awesome
2 years ago on Step 5
Lol, ive gotta try this.
Question 4 years ago on Step 1
what else can you use other than glass?
Answer 3 years ago
You could use a clear file:)
3 years ago on Step 3
Is it possible to leave it overnight?
6 years ago
He he funny site! :)
6 years ago
THIS IS TOTALLY WICKED!! I AM GOING TO DEFINITELY DO THIS TO MY ROOMMATE ON MY EIGHTH GRADE BAND FIELD TRIP TO DISNEY!!!
7 years ago
haha - funny
7 years ago
HAHAHA SWEET
7 years ago
brill
7 years ago
its awesome
7 years ago
This. Is. Super. Good.
7 years ago
Can't wait to try this with my grand kids. I'll let you know how it goes.
7 years ago
To make it even better, hide everything on their desktop and change their background picture to a faulty screen like it is broken
8 years ago on Introduction
As a crazy person i know this prank works better when you take a glass of milk and poor in nicely on someone else's laptop and let it dry for about a week.
Great second part of the prank is that this person will be looking for his laptop for about a week till the point he finaly finds his laptop with your amasing prank.
During the time it drys you can even decide to autograph your prank but in my opinion it works better to write someone else's initials in there.
Reply 8 years ago on Introduction
good idea on the last bit! i will definitely use it. i did this last year on my teacher
8 years ago on Introduction
this awesome
8 years ago on Introduction
If you want a simple computer prank
Change the colour of the font to white.
The victim will then have white letters on a white screen, so it looks as though
the keyboard does not work.
8 years ago on Introduction
Cant wait to do this on April fools day