Potato on a Stick

This is a very challenging Instructable that is not for the weak: physicsally or mentally.

If you are brave enough to take on the challenge and you succede you will have a very awe inspiring creation.

Step 1: Chose the Potato

This step is VERY important. Chosing the potato for the project can be very hard. You should use the potato that best puts the word "Potato" in your mind. Now that you know this go ahead and chose your potato.

Step 2: Chose the Stick

Now it is time to chose the Potato stick. I went out and got some high quality Potato sticks from Japan. (I actually went there to get them) I chose the best of the two and prepaired for the next step. You will be able to find potato sticks in the price range of FREE-$2,000.

Step 3: The Connection

Place your Potato and Stick next to each other. Touch the point of the Stick to the Potato and push. The Potato and Stick are now one.

Step 4: Finished

You now have something of great power that few people have, A Potato On A Stick (P.O.A.S.).

Use your Potato On A Stick for good and not for Evil.











(Make sure not to keep it to long or it will rot and get moldy)

Comments

[mlehane]

This item is singlehandedly one of, if not THE most powerful thing on instructables.com to this day, except for the remix of this otherworldly craft for the Remix Contest. Thank you for sharing your vast knowledge, sir. I plan to ward away the demons who keep asking for my soul with this holy object.

[lainealison]

For you: https://www.instructables.com/Potatoes-on-a-Stick/

[yournansaflange]

I love old people wettttyyyy

[nolanr]

It only took me 500 tries and bags apon bags of potatoes but i finally got it once i found out that i was using a low quality onion stick, silly me

[shauntemplet]

Total life quests fulfilled I can die now at age 315342634163426

[GinaT]

anything on a stick is good:)

[sluz]

Everytime I try to do this it bursts into flames after step 3. What am I doing wrong?

[djscott79]

instructions not clear, got penis stuck in microwave

[CharlesB123]

Thank you all for the supportive comments! Glad I could share the magic!

[shazni]

lol love your sense of humor !

[jerbear1978]

My potato on a stick looks like an onion. I think i did it wrong.

[sawfishsam]

Best Instructable ever. We have a winner right here people.

[JennFlack22]

This instructable is awesome! Potatoes on sticks are amazing and have so many uses!! :D Thank you so much for posting this instructable as it passes on the great word of potatoes on sticks and how the power can be shared! :) You rock! (My husband and I loved this instructable! Bringing comedy to the bland world of do this then this then that, etc. lol)

[tpatten-scheinost]

your posting and allof your commenters really made my night. yes my life is just that boring. thanks for the laugh. you could use a skewer like you would for shish kabob. also several potatoes on a metal skewer cook in about half the time.

[ldonaher]

If there is a couch potato in the family, a gardening stake should do the trick.

[kretzlord]

And if you get tired of POAS, you can always flip it around and have a Stick In a Potato! I love absurdity, and you made me smile lol

[wpnman99]

Thank god! All my life I have wanted to make a P.O.A.S., but until now i did not know how. Thank you so much!

[BettieKrueger]

lol!!!

[miso_soup]

arent those chopsticks?

[CharlesB123]

high quality potato sticks