Protect Your Eyes From Onions - With Goggles
Intro: Protect Your Eyes From Onions - With Goggles
I've heard a million ways to stay safe from onions.
Breathe through your mouth. Hold a match in your teeth. And plenty of others that work just as badly...
The fact is, a pungent yellow cooking onion appears to attack the eyeballs directly, and the easiest way to avoid the pain is simply to wear a pair of goggles.
However, ordinary safety goggles don't cut it - they are ventilated, and that onion gas streams right in. You need a pair of unventilated goggles. Brazing goggles are perfect, and of course they are much better if you do them up in steampunk style.
Surprisingly, with goggles on, I can take a huge hoot of onion vapor right up the nose, with no pain or effect other than "that smells very oniony." It appears onions, or at least cheap yellow onions, directly attack the eyes from the outside.
Breathe through your mouth. Hold a match in your teeth. And plenty of others that work just as badly...
The fact is, a pungent yellow cooking onion appears to attack the eyeballs directly, and the easiest way to avoid the pain is simply to wear a pair of goggles.
However, ordinary safety goggles don't cut it - they are ventilated, and that onion gas streams right in. You need a pair of unventilated goggles. Brazing goggles are perfect, and of course they are much better if you do them up in steampunk style.
Surprisingly, with goggles on, I can take a huge hoot of onion vapor right up the nose, with no pain or effect other than "that smells very oniony." It appears onions, or at least cheap yellow onions, directly attack the eyes from the outside.
STEP 1: Why Not Hang Them in Your Kitchen?
With a sign, so nobody wonders why there are goggles hanging beside your counter.
You can also use them to protect your eyes against steam, in case of a pressure-cooker explosion :)
You can also use them to protect your eyes against steam, in case of a pressure-cooker explosion :)
26 Comments
DIYSHAM 7 years ago
This is the funniest snap I have seen. chopping onions with butcher's knife. hilarious.
edrK 7 years ago
I mean goggles.
edrK 7 years ago
I really, really like this goggles idea, especially if I could find some WW II aviator ones. In leather.
Because my hint, that really works, is to keep your mouth TOTALLY closed. It works on mincing/slicing dozens of onions, like for my husband's tub of potato salad.
The problem is, of course, those people around who know why you''re not talking or laughing at their jokes and I for one can't keep up the stoicism when they start.
So, glad to learn about googles, thanks.
CatTrampoline 12 years ago
CatTrampoline 12 years ago
I can get away with chopping half a small cold onion without them, but like you, seem to be extra-sensitive to the fumes.
four_eyes954 16 years ago
dragonsniper 12 years ago
neologik 13 years ago
that's a very cool way to prevent crying cooking mens
now i could enjoy the very exquisit smell of frying onions with some garlic
mhhh...
i'm hungry again...
greets
frozen squid 15 years ago
hulma 15 years ago
stephenniall 15 years ago
Bennybear 16 years ago
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techphets 15 years ago
Whatever the reasoning behind it, breathing through my mouth works.
Bennybear 15 years ago
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Bryan Smith 15 years ago
funwithfire325 16 years ago
funwithfire325 16 years ago