Introduction: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse in Style
Step 1: Have Reading Material
Anything that can entertain or help you
Step 2: Something to Entertain
Step 3: You'll Need Something to Block Out the Sounds of Undead People
Step 4: Record Your Experience
Step 5: Eat
Step 6: You'll Need a Form of Communication
Considering that cell phones will be down
Step 7: A Cup for Your Thirst of Blood or Maybe Just Water or What Ever You Can Find
Step 8: The Most Important Step
HAVE A WEAPON
3 Comments
9 years ago
It's a joke
9 years ago
Here's something to think about... Most of what you listed requires power. If zombies are taking over who is going to keep the electricity, or water flowing? Plan on hanging out in your home? How do you protect yourself without power, water, heat, ect.
9 years ago
*sigh* and here i was expecting not to laugh.