Introduction: World's Easiest Portal Gun Design

About: I am a lego and crafts enthusiast who is a major nerd. Yep. That's it.
This is a design that I came up with to make it as close to scale as possible. The clawpiece, if need be, can be replaced with a black cheeseslope piece. It may not look it, but minifigs can actually hold it.
This design is so simple that instructions are not necessary.

Step 1: There Are Two Possible Variations.