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101 (or more) ways to see a half-pint of milk Answered

Well, after seeing posts on https://www.instructables.com/community/What_is_your_winning_slogan/ that forum, and Lemonie suggesting that a book should be made, I decided to make this. All you need to do is post a comment that says:

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say (your view of a half pint of milk here.)

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Re-design
Re-design

11 years ago

I see it and say two things, this glass of milk is really old and lets see, how can I make it better, I know, Hershey's chocolate.

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kelseymh
kelseymh

11 years ago

A Republican sees half a pint and says, "Hey! Who drank my milk?"

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 11 years ago

A Democrat sees half a pint and says,"Hey! Dang Republicans taxed the other half!"

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Re-design
Re-design

Reply 11 years ago

And tried to put an excise tax on this half.

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jedi pen-gui-n
jedi pen-gui-n

11 years ago

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say who needs to finish their milk?

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

11 years ago

An average ibler sees a glass of milk and tries to make yogurt with only a magnifying glass and a corner of toast. A newbie sees a glass of milk and says "What is that white stuff?! Is it milk? How can I find out?" Kelsey sees a glass of milk and says "There are exactly 4720397373030366 atoms in this glass"

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 11 years ago

*"There are exactly 4720397373030367 atoms in this glass" kelseymh

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Oh, wait, I see. Lol.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

I know, I callz him Kelsey because I'm so 1337. :D

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 11 years ago

,a little mole or less...

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 11 years ago

Don't swallow the little mole!!!

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 11 years ago

The average I'bler sees half a glass of milk and builds a K'nex trigger-lock roller-coaster trebuchet to launch it into the next county.

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 11 years ago

....and a steampunk storage cabinet for the trebuchet.

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 11 years ago

The elite ibler sees a glass of milk and says "Hmmm, this batch of kombucha might be a bit off." A newbie sees that glass of milk and says "What is that white stuff? It is probably kombucha, I've heard about it." Kelsey sees a glass of milk and says, "The probability that the glass of whatever it is tastes good is very high, I think I'll try some..."

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n8man
n8man

11 years ago

I see a half a pint of milk and ask how big is the glass.

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Chicken2209
Chicken2209

11 years ago

I see a half pint of milk and say "Who the bloody 'ell drank my milk?!" I see a half pint of milk and say its a half pint of milk I see a half pint of milk and say I'm lactose intolerant I see a half pint of milk and say its missing the oreos I see a half pint of milk and say we didnt have any milk...

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

11 years ago

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say the optimist needs their eyes checked because the glass in the picture is more than half filled and the pessimist needs to be an optimist since the glass is less than half empty.

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n8man
n8man

11 years ago

...a pyromaniac says, "what would happen if I lit it on fire..."

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PKM
PKM

11 years ago

- I see a half pint of milk and say "has anyone got any ginger biscuits?" - I see a half pint of milk and make 8 cups of tea to go with it - i see 0.284130742 litres of milk (in a 0.568261485 litre glass)

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Spl1nt3rC3ll
Spl1nt3rC3ll

11 years ago

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say who's milk is this!?

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Spl1nt3rC3ll
Spl1nt3rC3ll

Reply 11 years ago

Or An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say how'd this get here!?

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Doctor What
Doctor What

Reply 11 years ago

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say, I put it there just to (censored) with Spl1nt3rC3ll's mind.

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Doctor What
Doctor What

11 years ago

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say I need a smaller glass.

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ChrysN
ChrysN

11 years ago

I'd say: Where are the cookies?

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Kiteman
Kiteman

11 years ago

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and reach for the straw.

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lemonie
lemonie

11 years ago

A statistician sees half a pint of milk and says 100% of the milk is contained within the glass is fit for human consumption.

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Labot2001
Labot2001

11 years ago

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say it's 2%.

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lemonie
lemonie

11 years ago

To start this off: "it is sour."