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Laugh a Little

Greetings!      Where I use to live my local paper posted some funny stories or or sayings titled "Laugh a Little" hence the name. I decide to post some of them to see what you think. None of these are ones that I made up, they're all from the paper. If you want me to post more I will. I have lots of them.      Enjoy.                                Questions that haunt me! Can you cry underwater? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put  man on the moon before we figured out how to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every to hours? If a death person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do people pay to go up in tall buildings and pay to look through binoculars at things on the ground? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a coconut radio, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?                                 Church Bloopers  The fasting and prayer conference includes meals. The sermon this morning 'Jesus walks on water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husband. Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.  A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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Want to laugh?

Want to laugh? Well, get in! ~~

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what i the best way to make people laugh while driving. ANSWERS NOW!!!! Answered

I am doing really funny things to make people going by in there cars laugh. anything that is appropriate is good. things like I don't know, dancing! I am in my drive way while they go by  

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Motion Activated Laugh Box

I have been searching for a motion activated laugh box. I can find the standard push-the-button laugh boxes. My daughter had a doll with a motion, or it may have been an IR heat, activated talking box. I can find motion activated devices ranging from outside lites to life size mannequins for halloween. But, I have not been able to find a motion activated laugh box. Maybe, someone can post instructions on how to make one. I could build it. Thanks

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Dont you DARE laugh

Meh...i got some love problems. Well, not love, relationship... ...no...just stuff with a girl lol. But...theres this girl i like in school AND she has to come to my house every wednesday-friday of every school week cause her mom is a teacher and we gotta bring her to school. And when i get up every morning, shes there in the conservatory or living room watching tv. I want to know how to approach her, cuz i dont know anyone who is as good looking as her, except my friends half girlfriend (i wont go there...flirtatious lol). Help?

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Jokes

Well just post jokes its a bit of fun.

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Post your best jokes here!!!

Whoever posts the best damn joke there is (judged by me) will win a free patch.(not a huge prize, but I hope you still try) Note: The jokes should be appropriate, with no bad language. (8+) The comp has been won! ilpug won with his hilarious panda joke! I hope you all enjoyed each others jokes!

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Muahahaha!

I had just made another shocker - on a AA battery holder! It is very small and it can be pretty well hidden in my hand...I am going to save it for halloween and... Shock my unaware neighborhood friends... Also, I am going to try get an video of my friends screaming from a shock!Muahahahah!!!And Here is the instructable for a shocker... Build a World's Smallest Electronic Shocker!

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Evil Laugh-activated hand dryer

Http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/evil_20laugh_20activated_20hand_20dryer#1155215415Anybody up for making this? I'm a bit busy with two jobs at the moment . . . and a different project.

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Random fun

Hi guys, just talk about anything here. Also post any funny images, vids, songs etc and have fun The Jamalam

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What Do you think of these jokes

Hello, Daredevil 499 here, and I would like to introduce to you my new idea of posting 2 or 3 jokes, 2 or 3 times a week. I will post jokes almost every week, and I want You to vote For your favorite Joke. Just post a comment with a number (either 1, 2, or 3) representing which joke you like best. I'll keep posting if people like it. Here are the jokes: 1. Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! 2. What is it called when you loan money to a buffalo? A Buffa-loan! 3. What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work! Well let me know what you think, and don't forget to subscribe!   (the jokes will get better as time goes on, and I will add a link to this when I make my next post)

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What do you think the laughing mans main intentions were? and could the same interference or ideals exist and work in todays society? yea. i know is offbeat..

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How to make a toy with spring that will make people laugh?

I need to make a science toy.It has to be funny and make people laugh.Atleast one spring has to be used.It has to be creative and durable.

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Who on here is funny?!!?!!?

i need something to laugh at NOW

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More Yuri's Night Pics

Eric and Noah are internet famous once more having just been featured on the Laughing Squid blog. You should go check out all of the pictures. They are a quite nice overview of the event.Picture courtesy of Scott Beale / Laughing Squid

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A "Laughing Baby" got in my computer! How do I kill it? Answered

Ok... several days ago an audio clip with the sound of a baby laughing suddenly started on my computer. I was on my daughter's Facebook page at the time. It was kinda cute, but I have no idea how, why or where the clip was coming from. A day or so later, the same "laughing baby" audio clip began playing when I was on different websites...  and another thing began happening: My display screen began moving to the right. At first it was barely noticeable... then overnight I couldn't close a page or maximize it. They little tabs were totally missing. I tried using the keyboard right arrow, but had no access. Then the next day, the minimize tab was gone. I have a back-up laptop, which is what I'm using now, but what say ye-computer-experts about the damn laughing baby? What the hell is it and how the hell do I kill it? The picture is of the tabs that disappeared, in case I was clear as mud. ;-) Please HELP!?!  

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What do you think of these jokes?

Hello, This is Daredevil 499 and I would like to introduce to you my new idea of posting 2 or 3 jokes, 2 or 3 times a week. I will post jokes almost week, and I want You to vote For your favorite Joke. Just post a comment with a number (either 1, 2, or 3) representing which joke you like best. Also where do you think I should post these jokes? Should they be in the questions or in the forums? Here are the first three jokes: 1. Who was the greatest financier in bible times? Noah, He floated his stocks while everyone else was in liquidation! 2. What do you call A monkey in a minefield? A Baboom! 3.Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed! Now that you know the jokes please let me know which one was your favorite. And remember don't forget to subscribe. Thanks Here is my new post. please take a look. https://www.instructables.com/community/What-Do-you-think-of-these-jokes/

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What's so funny?

What are you two laughing about? MoarOK, that's enough animal cuteness for the day

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The Reaper Is Coming...(My Costume)

... for your 360 *evil laugh* Fear the Red Ring!**EDIT** Wow those pictures are darker then I thought.

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Thank you all......I don't know whether to laugh or cry......

I am totally flabbergasted....beyond belief, honestly. I have never been a part of such a close-knit group of caring individuals in my life. UPS just arrived (I think it was UPS), and so when I answered the door, there was this package. Ellen is always getting packages so I handed it to her.......but she handed it back saying it was for me. I am so awestruck that you sent me this beautiful shirt, and with the signatures on the back too. Thank you all SO much.....I really don't know what else to say. Question: since some of the signatures are a little light, is there any way that is practical that I can preserve them so that future washings do not fade them right away?Thanks SO much again....!

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Coke Can Prank video = WIN A PATCH

Since this seems to be the popular place for posting user made competitions I thought I'd post mine here!I'm offering cookie patches to the first three people to follow my instructable and make a laughing can prank.To win a patch you must make the laughing can prank, take a photo of the electronics before it goes in the can and film you using it on someone! (fake reactions won't win a prize)The instructable can be seen here.Thanks!

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HELP for using SPDT relay to turn on toy

Hello All, I'm new to physical computing and have a question that's probably very easy and yet I can't figure it out. I have a doll that cries or laughs depending on which connection you make (if you press the left side it cries, right side it laughs). I want to hook it into a bread board and then control when it cries or laughs with arduino. My teacher said I need to do this using a relay (its the big black one, I believe it is a SPDT). He gave me the schematic that I've attached here. From what I know the relay has 8 pins. according to this sketch I need to connect the 2 pins furthest away (nothing near them) to a diode and 5Volts. But- what about those other 6 pins? What do they attach to? Any help would be great! Thanks

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Darth Vader Thriller

Someone mentioned watching stumbleupon.com when they were bored. Here's what I found and cried I laughed so hard!Darth Vader Thriller

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The Billboard Liberation Front: AT&T & NSA

See if for yourself at 14th and Valencia in San Francisco.Reminds me of slambert's awesome Look Like Your Enemy: Create signs that confuse, astound and parody!via Laughing Squid

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funny song

Go to this site and check it out this is just messed uphttp://cristgaming.com/pirate.swfim still laughing from the look on thier facesalso some fun gameshttp://thecleverest.com/content/attractors.swfhttp://thecleverest.com/content/attractors_water.swf

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2 eggs walk into a fridge

This is an animated joke I made for class. I heard the joke from this 14 yo German girl and laughed so hard. Hope you enjoy it and please share if it makes you smile :)

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Classic tracks played on classic hardware

I saw this version of House of the Rising Sun blogged on Laughing Squid, and thought of you (all)... A couple of years ago, the same chap created Bohemian Rhapsody:

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Miniature oven

Please don't laugh but I am building a small working oven for my daughter and need a heating element that can heat it from 70 to 220 degrees celsius via a thermostat. I've found this heating element http://uk.rs-online.com/web/p/ceramic-heating-elements/3762795/ or http://uk.rs-online.com/web/p/ceramic-heating-elements/1988529/ and this thermostat http://uk.rs-online.com/web/p/products/7334726/ but am not sure these are suitable and would work together. The oven will measure about 15cm wide x 8cm hit x 10cm deep but I don't have to stick to this.Any help or advice would be amazing. You're laughing aren't you? :)

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Demented Robot

I'm sorry to whoever took it, but when I saw this picture...I just laughed. The robot looks a wee bit demented in this photo:http://static.fmpub.net/banners/1/35ebe8b494624b766dbd0061285de3ca/robot_store_ad6.gifMaybe he's mad he isn't getting royalties?

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What is the funniest joke you have ever heard that doesnt cuss? Answered

I dont want a joke that cusses. that's it. But it can be a yo mama joke or anything. Hopefully the community will get some laughs over the holidays

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Something to add to the site

Well i was just on here and was bored and remembered my time on uncyclopedia.com when i would just hit random to get a quick laugh. is it possible to add that to this site so that we can bring up random instrucables which we may not find otherwise.

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cb

This is for all of you who still use cbs or are looking to install one for fun or work.  come on in and share ideas for mounting get ideas or just laugh at funny mounts.  i will put up more picks as i track down cars i have put them in.

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how do i make nitrous oxide? Answered

Having seen mythbusters, i am curious how the stuff is made. during my internet searches, it is made by heating ammonium nitrate to ~250C. from watching the episode, i know there is more to it than just that. I am under the influence that everything else that was done was purifying the stuff. i am mainly curious about how this is done and whether or not the stuff is toxic, dangerous, addictive, or anything else of the sort that would make it bad to breathe. I will be honest, if the stuff is not dangerous, i will slowly and carefully attempt to make the stuff and maybe breathe a little of it in the curiosity of what it does. for those who don't know, nitrous oxide is also called "laughing gas."

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Blizzmageddon!!

How is everyone who lives in the path of the snow storm doing?  I hope everyone's okay.  We're in Oklahoma and the worst is over.  We've been having jammies/movie marathons laughing ourselves silly.  I think tomorrow might be warm enough for some snowman building.   Make soup, stay warm, be safe!

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my broken hand

I broke my left hand now get ready to laugh...i slammed it in an old '77 cadilac door (OUCH). i cracked my 1st knuckle dislocated my index finger and fractured my bone that goes from your knuckle to your wrist (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

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The best joke in an Instructable

One thing I like a lot when reading Instructables is how creators give a personal spin to their project descriptions and the instructions on how te make something. Sometimes there is even a small laugh on my face when somewhere hidden in step 9, picture 2 there is a funny joke. I can't help it that I include some silly dad jokes myself in my projects.  The idea of this topic is to create a collection that make you smile. A quest for the hidden (dad)jokes in projects. Which ones are your favorites? Since most dad jokes only work in  context I suggest you only post the link to the Instructable and how hard you laughed about it. Not the joke itself out of context. Then we can all go hunting for that silly joke. 

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Annual Stupid Robot Contest

Forget world domination, the next big thing in robotics is stupid robot tricks by useless robots. The classic rules of robotics get replaced with:1. It must be mechanical2. It must be completely useless from a societal point of view.3. It must make people laugh. Linkvia Neatorama

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Programmable fart machine like device?

I am trying to figure out a method to create a remotely trigureable speaker play a Pewee Hermann laugh during my mythology class (the teacher there is deathly afraid of him for some odd reason). Does anyone have any suggestions on how to go about this? Many thanks.

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Recrution

Anybody that has any questions just ask, you will been ranked according to how long youve been a death eater , how many members you have recruted,and how many topics or insructables you have entered,i am currenty head DE, so join the death eaters and rule over all muggles! HAHAHAH(SINISTER LAUGH)AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. thank you for joining

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Riddle - A kid walks 5 miles up hill to AND from school - How does he do it? Answered

A kid walks 5 miles up hill to AND from school.- How does he do it? I thought of some unconventional ways that this is possible. Just get creative with your answers, this should give us some laughs.

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how can i get rid of stage fear ?

 hi,       i am one of those guys who get some unknown fear when they are on the stage........the fear is about that every one would laugh at me when i say something on the mike......... so......... this is my problem...... please..,               can any one give me some advice to get rid of this.......??.. 

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Burning Man Accidentally Burns Early

Burning Man update:The Man caught (or was set) on fire early this morning during the lunar eclipse. The BRC fire crew extinguished the blaze, and they're rebuilding the structure and replacing the neon now. The fireworks and fuel hadn't been added yet, so the damage wasn't total.Story, photos, and more links from Scott Beale of Laughing Squid

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gerbils

The blue food bowl in the pics has been replaced cos she ate all the bottom so it wasn't strong and i went to fill it up when she was under it and i didn't know and as i pored it in the food was too heavy and i all collapsed on to of her and she leaped across the cage head first in to the clear plastic walls. (:P ha ha ha it still makes me laugh

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How not to make an instructable

This is the place you can share all those instructable fail moments and help new guys like me avoid them. Its also the place were all your waisted time and effort can at least be worth a laugh for someone else. So if you ever made something stupid, done something wrong or just waisted some time this is were you need to be. Please be respectful and have fun!

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I'm glad to see the referrers back

Today I noticed the 'graph' button in the sidebar of my I'bles, next to the words 'About this Instructable'. It shows some (maybe all?) of the old statistics that went missing with the latest site changeover. I'm happy to see that these have been added back and I like the current incarnation. So, thanks! It's entirely possible that I'm the last person to notice this. In that case, sorry and feel free to point and laugh.

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My ipod is jailbroken, What now? Answered

So i just jailbroke my touch (it was very easy), So i want to know different things, like how to get wallpapers on my touch, how to get free apps, games, videos, movies, and whatever. Soooo, if you don't want to tell me (laughs) then you can send me a link! Thank you whoever you are!

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The correct way to take apart your Knex gun.

Blue Mullet is proud to present's: "How to correctly take apart a knex gun". This was mostly made just for laughs and is not to be taken seriously. If you want to take a look at my youtuube account then here is a link: http://www.youtube.com/user/BlueMulletMaxDunning/videos?view=0 The gun that was used in this video was my oodammo Rambo.

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SOLAR POWERED LED

 I am trying to design a project for homeless people.  I need to attach an inexpensive solar panel to a bag.  The panel would somehow connect to a (cheap) battery, storing energy to power a waterproof LED for use in the dark.  Is this possible?  I have seen waterproof LEDs here.  But how about the solar power to battery to LED part?  I am electrically-challenged, so make this easy, okay?  Thanks a million.

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How can I change the color of a RGB LED with the push of a button (i.e., push once for red, again for green, etc.).

I have to laugh when I see the prices of flashlights that have multiple LED colors. $50 for a headlamp with 6 RGB LEDs?  Really?  I have seen "Buy It Now"s on eBay that have 50 pcs of RGB LEDs for ~$17.  Besides, the fun is in building one myself.

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