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A Psychoanalysis of Dr. Seuss Answered

I got real bored in summer school, so I opened up MS Word and wrote this*. Unfortunately, when I cut&paste, it makes funny characters, so you have to download the virus word doc instead.

  • It should be noted that the inspiration for this work came from an analysis of Seuss' The Cat in the Hat, which I cannot find ATM...

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ShielaAngel
ShielaAngel

12 years ago

Wow, that was really good! You really added such depth to Green Eggs and Ham.
And it was rather entertaining to read, as well :P Sam being an annoying green eggs and ham salesman....

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 12 years ago

I always thought Sam was pretty annoying.

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 12 years ago

He sort of seem like a stalker creep also.

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ShielaAngel
ShielaAngel

Reply 12 years ago

He DID. If you think about it... Sam-I-Am just reeks of stalkerness.

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 12 years ago

And also why would he want the person to eat green eggs and ham with a goat? Maybe Sam was trying to get the guy close enough to the goat and distract him with the green eggs and ham so the goat could kill him.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Or maybe it is some cult infested rite, eating green eggs and PIG with a Goat LOL

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 12 years ago

At least the name of the book isn't "Green Eggs and Goat" Then it'd be weird eating the goat with a goat.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Just the green eggs has me not wanting any part of it :-)

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 12 years ago

I definitely wouldn't want to eat green eggs O_o

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

12 years ago

Wow....Labot.....You wrote that all by yourself? Reeeally?

In all seriousness, great job! It's really fun to read, yet actually says something worthwhile.....

Great Job! Ya crazy hobo....

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

Yeah, I wrote it.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

12 years ago

Just read it, you are an excellent writer. I mean it.

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

Aww, shucks... ;-)

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xACIDITYx
xACIDITYx

12 years ago

and the antagonist, carrying him far away to the city’s sewer, were he
where

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xACIDITYx
xACIDITYx

Reply 12 years ago

Totally dropped the ball.

Just kidding. It's a great psychoanalysis. one of the best I've ever seen

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

Hooray! :D

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xACIDITYx
xACIDITYx

Reply 12 years ago

It was a joke because I've never read a psychoanalysis. But my Psychoanalysis reading future is off to a good start!

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

>I've never read a psychoanalysis.

Really?? Because I've never written one!!!11!!!1! *muscle spasm*

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jakee117
jakee117

12 years ago

hmmm... interesting.. a bit psychotic.. but interesting.. and your psychoanalysis closes with enough meaning to not be completely useless! amazing!!!!

lol jk

it was funny and sort of made sense

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Goodhart
Goodhart

12 years ago

Only one comment (other then you have a vivid imagination), and that is, near the end, the antagonist is put off by a chlorophyll loaded pig, thus making green ham, but this does not help us understand why green EGGS would be a problem :-)

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

Perhaps he is vegan?

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LinuxH4x0r
LinuxH4x0r

Reply 12 years ago

No, he just doesn't like GorillazMiko

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

12 years ago

Quite an amusing little psycho-analysis... I like the theories about the antagonists reasons for not eating the eggs and ham, the farm one being a little more imaginative but reasonable...

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

Ta-da!

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Tanks :-)

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Goodhart
Goodhart

12 years ago

*waving* Yoo hoo ! did you forget the Doc. or delete it ? :-)

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

I forgot... :P