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Ahh! Its the Instructapocalypse! Answered

I went to check my emails, and what do I see!? 666 Unread emails from the robot!!
Ahh! The Instructables server will crash! Ahh! Its the Instructapocalypse!

(That isn't all at once, I barely read them)

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Kiteman
Kiteman

13 years ago

The four modern Horsemen:

Politics, Religion, Wilful Ignorance and The Man Who Invented The Disposable Razor.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

Hehe, thats REALLY funny, permission to quote?

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 13 years ago

Feel free. It wasn't meant to be pure comedy, though - the disposable razor blade, invented by Gillette, was the first object ever designed to be thrown away after limited use. It is my opinion that a class action ought to be brought against Gillette for directly inspiring the modern throw-away culture that has contributed so much to pollution, resource-depletion and global warming.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

Let me load up there blades before you sue them, the fusion razor is awesome...

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whatsisface
whatsisface

Reply 13 years ago

Hell yeah, smooth as anything :-D

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

Yup, the absolute most kissable mouth possible..

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

It certainly beats the ole original "safety" razor LOL That device has been responsible for more blood letting the an 18th century doctor LOL

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

Hmm, I wonder which of those is the one to come with an "arm mighty to save||" ;-)

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its a lion
its a lion

Reply 13 years ago

i should probably add that its kind of crude, and ummm parents may not want their children reading it.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 13 years ago

Somebody must have edited the article since yesterday - it reads fairly normally now.

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its a lion
its a lion

Reply 13 years ago

yeah its been fixed since then.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 13 years ago

Checks history - yes, it has been edited twice. Checks past versions... Yikes! Definitely not "family reading"!

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Danny
Danny

Reply 13 years ago

oh my all that stuff 'bout sex and vibrators, is that a joke or what?

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whatsisface
whatsisface

Reply 13 years ago

xD That made me laugh. Don't read it kiddies.

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zachninme
zachninme

Reply 13 years ago

Ha! I litterally just wrote a paper on them for Western Civ. on Tuesday!
I explained how they all showed up during the High Middle Ages.
(We didn't learn about them at all, in school, but its a nice annoyingly clever way of making us talk about almost everything we learned about the HMA's)

The irony is, after the HMA's, there was the Renaissance, the opposite of an apocalypse!

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zachninme
zachninme

Reply 13 years ago

(They told us that they were Famine, Death, War, and Disease, which is slightly different than wik's interpretation)

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NachoMahma
NachoMahma

13 years ago

. ROFLMAO! The End is near!

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

Ah, it is always near.....something almost never acknowledge by most.....I could die tomorrow (the ole beer truck as I cross the street thing, you know|?).