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Alert!!! Instructables HQ attacked by Zombies! Mass Casualties Reported! Answered

A horde of zombies just broke into our office and attacked!

Many, if not all, members of Instructables are seriously injured. Bilal and the Robot have been taken captive, and are presumed to be infected with the zombie virus. We are too afraid to attempt a rescue at this time.

We bravely fought them off using marshmallow guns and pirate swords, but the tide only turned in our favor when one of the zombies hooked up some speakers and played "Thriller," at which point the rest of the zombies joined in the dance.

We recognized many of the members of Three Rings and think they may have been experimenting with something more sinister than Puzzling Pirates. Perhaps our recent swashbuckling raid on their fortress led them right back to our HQ?

It appears the zombie apocalypse has started. Prepare as best you can.

Update: Maybe we should have warned the zombies they really didn't want Bilal?

Update 2: We got Bilal back! Unforuntely, he returned in zombie-form, so I had to cut his head off.

Update 3: The zombies sent pictures of the robot in captivity! More pictures of the zombie lair and robot here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/grow_power/sets/72157606960332823/

Update 4: Live action video from the event was found and uploaded to youtube... what a horrific day:


Update 5: The zombies have sent their reply video. Dancing, carousels, and brains. This video exposes it all. Here it is: Three Rings Zombie Attack on Instructables

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wizzywoo
wizzywoo

10 years ago

The Robot ... He's ...He's ... gone ... SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING IM TO LAZY !

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Derin
Derin

12 years ago

THE ROBOT!??? *runs to military airbase,knocks out soldiers,gets in F-16,heads toward zombies*

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Derin
Derin

Reply 11 years ago

*fires missiles and guides them with cheap logitech joystick*
*missile lops off tv antenna from ibles hq as it flies down the block*
*missile stops in front of three rings hq and kicks itself*
*robot lands in front of the ibles crew,unharmed*
*flies back to airbase*
HELP!!!!!!SOLDIERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
*gets shot in where it hurts the most*
RUN RUN RUN!!!!!!!!
HELP IM STUCK BETWEEN ZOMBIES AND SOLDIERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Berkin
Berkin

12 years ago

LOL... did they do this without you knowing, or were you a zombie, too?

I do not see you in the pictures...

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ewilhelm
ewilhelm

Reply 12 years ago

We didn't know they were coming. It was a complete surprise.

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Berkin
Berkin

Reply 12 years ago

Yeah, I would be surprised too, if twenty-some zombies burst into the room all of the sudden! LOL, nice vid!

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Goodhart
Goodhart

12 years ago

Hmm, keep them away from the main computer.....no sense having THAT become a zombie emailer :-)

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Derin
Derin

Reply 12 years ago

yep...*sets up main pc to be mine thus protecting the system*

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=SMART=
=SMART=

12 years ago

Has the robot been retrieved yet ???

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ewilhelm
ewilhelm

Reply 12 years ago

I challenge you to try and get work done when 20 zombies pile into your office! It's a good thing they didn't reach the servers...

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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

Reply 12 years ago

Apparently not.

jk...

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Kaiven
Kaiven

12 years ago

THEY BROKE OFF HIS ANTENNA! WHY?!?!

the zombies will pay...

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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

Reply 12 years ago

Yes, they must!

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Kaiven
Kaiven

Reply 12 years ago

pay.. with uh... pain of marshmellows! filled with LEAD and uh... URANIUM!!

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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

Reply 12 years ago

Would we really want radioactive robot-stealing zombies running around?

but who cares. Let's do it anyways!

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Kaiven
Kaiven

Reply 12 years ago

No, not if we kill them when we shoot them. If they don't die, who cares?! it'll be a challenge to live :P

and fun...

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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

Reply 12 years ago

So true, so true.

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Kaiven
Kaiven

Reply 12 years ago

bte, i think that would be cool if i could be there :D i have a powerful airgun, which might shoot marshmellows...

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=SMART=
=SMART=

12 years ago

I am deeply sorry for your loss :P

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YummyPancakes
YummyPancakes

12 years ago

Ungh... oh... ah... Feeling... terrible... turning... into...

ah... Run... before... they get you... like they did... *gasp*... to me...

Mars Pancakes.BMPMars Pancakes.BMPMars Pancakes.BMPMars Pancakes.BMPMars Pancakes.BMPMars Pancakes.BMPMars Pancakes.BMPMars Pancakes.BMPMars Pancakes.BMP
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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

Reply 12 years ago

Yes. Very sexy. Sexy indeed.

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shammallamaman
shammallamaman

Reply 12 years ago

Yes, it is, all yellowy with those metal hard abs
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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

Reply 12 years ago

Quite. Hot and sexy.

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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

Reply 12 years ago

Hey, me too!

once again, jk jk.

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radiobath
radiobath

12 years ago

Ideas for next attack: - Ninjas - Dinosaurs - Aliens I hate to say it, Instructables, but they kinda owned you with the zombie thing. They even brought food. Their attack was very well organized and downright frightening. You gotta STEP IT UP.

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cormac3050
cormac3050

Reply 12 years ago

Another idea: -Monkies

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puffyfluff
puffyfluff

12 years ago

"playing rock band!! Robot says: This beats the instructable office hands down." You guys haven't been torturing it, have you? It seems like it would be able to play rock band...

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Bran
Bran

12 years ago

Whatever you do, don't re-open the Hive!

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hyrulianshinobi333
hyrulianshinobi333

Reply 12 years ago

it would have been cool if they had followed the game for the story of the first on and apocolypse

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Dr.No
Dr.No

12 years ago

Shite! if the zombies danced, the robots just sat there making sad faces?

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

12 years ago

Blast! See this is why you need me as an intern, I could have eliminated the zombie threat in a very shirt time...

But no worries! I'm on my way

*grabs flamethrower, collection of large dangerous knives, sword, and bow. legs it to highway and sticks thumb out. is promptly arrested*

Erm uhh... maybe later chaps...

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

short, not shirt...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

it wasn't a short shirt? ;-)

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Bran
Bran

Reply 12 years ago

Hehe, I thought you were trying to put a subliminal message for a prize or something in there.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

My advice? Regroup and attack... as NINJAS!!!!

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littletom34
littletom34

Reply 12 years ago

They already did. But nobody saw them. DAMN those leet ninja skills!

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 12 years ago

I thought you were going to find an atomic pimple to pop, well at least threaten to...

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

That's plan B

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Thursday Next
Thursday Next

12 years ago

They all look slightly embarrassed to be zombies.

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JellyWoo
JellyWoo

12 years ago

wtf, was this like a zombie costume party or something? who r these people? who's three rings? did i miss something?