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Ash Wednesday! Answered

Hey everybody, tomorrow is Ash Wednesday! Time to celebrate!

You know what that means - it's time to make your own copy of the Necronomicon, attach a chainsaw arm and settle down to watch Evil Dead 21 and Army of Darkness. Some of my friends have been doing this for well over a decade, and it's one of the best holidays outside of Halloween!

1(Skip ED1 - it isn't very good.)

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Berkin
Berkin

12 years ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

12 years ago

BOOYAH!! Lemme break out my Z-Day kit....

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Bigev
Bigev

Reply 12 years ago

Just a question, have you read The Zombie survival guide?

Personally, I own it.

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canida
canida

Reply 12 years ago

Did you read World War Z? Much better than its dry companion manual.

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Bigev
Bigev

Reply 12 years ago

Yes. I own them both, read them both, and dip into them frequently. I enjoy them almost as much as my "Hitchhiker's" series

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

Douglas Adams FTW

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Bigev
Bigev

Reply 12 years ago

D.A. FTW indeed It was a sad day for the world when he died

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

Very much so...

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Bigev
Bigev

Reply 12 years ago

what the heck?

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

My sentiments exactly...

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corey_caffeine
corey_caffeine

Reply 12 years ago

he's like the douglas adams of the fantasy genre

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mg0930mg
mg0930mg

Reply 12 years ago

I liked this better than the other one, too...

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Bigev
Bigev

Reply 12 years ago

Awesome! Where is your last resort Zack shack? Mine is in Alaska... maybe...

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

New Zealand, more sheep than people...

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Bigev
Bigev

Reply 12 years ago

Ohhhh! And sheep would run away from the zombies! More of an early warning system!

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golddigger1559
golddigger1559

12 years ago

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DrWeird117
DrWeird117

Reply 12 years ago

They most certainly are.

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cj72396
cj72396

Reply 12 years ago

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DrWeird117
DrWeird117

Reply 12 years ago

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Bigev
Bigev

Reply 12 years ago

Why all the binary? you make me think...

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cj72396
cj72396

Reply 12 years ago

Binary is the s**t. I personally love it, but there are mixed opinions.

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Bigev
Bigev

Reply 12 years ago

easy, easy. I mean no offense. I just can not read it. that's all.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

12 years ago

Damn peculiar these Yanks, what?

(Idly plans bonfire to celebrate failed terrorist attack on government)

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

Just the ones from up north and east, they be proper Yanks. The rest of us are rather laid back and friendly, until you hit Kall-ee-forr-nee

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

Not all the East are Yanks... Georgia and the Carolinas are on the East Coast, and I'm willing to bet my soul they're not Yanks.

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 12 years ago

Seconded. Parts of Va. all the way to north Fla. are as un-yank as you get!

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

Even parts of Central FL - I've lived in S. FL and that's all just one big metro, and then there's Orlando and Tampa in Cent FL, but when you get really far inland Florida, it's all Dixies.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

The British definition of "Yank": everybody who lives west of Lizard Point.

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 12 years ago

I understand. All my Ozzie friends used to call me a yank, until I explained how offensive it was:-) For us, yanks are: A) North of Virginia B) Sympathizers of federal oppression C) Ignorant of and discriminatory towards Southern language and culture Let it be known, we will gladly adopt, with full priviledges, those who are willing to repent of the forementioned offences.

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

One thing I've always wondered: are Canadians yanks?

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 12 years ago

Hmmm. Toronto would almost qualify. But, Quebec is more like "Snow Frogs", and the western and mid northern areas are often as redneck/hillbilly/country as I am.

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 12 years ago

B) Don't you mean the Late Unpleasantness? C) West of the Mississippi you've got three groups -- those dirty cowardly sheepherders and evil ranchers, until you hit the Rockies, then you get the tree-hugging granola-eating nut cases like me :-)

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

You CAN get here by going East if you go far enough east ;-)

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

Everybody to the East of Ness Point is French. Everybody North of Carlisle is Scottish, and everybody South of the Isle of Wight is Foreign.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Ah, isolationists..... ;-)

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 12 years ago

That's true. I have family in Ocala that are definitely not yanks. Most 'true' Floridians aren't really yanks. It's just that so many yanks have retired there in the last 30 years.

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

It's just that so many yanks have retired there in the last 30 years.

My grandfather grew in two-lane road Ft. Lauderdale; I know what you mean. About 17 years ago he bought a vacation home in the Keys, back when it was way more quiet, but he sold it about 11 years ago.

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 12 years ago

The Keys were AWESOME when I was a kid. I mean really Paradise. But these days, meh, not so much.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

MY bad, I meant North by East

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gmoon
gmoon

12 years ago

Groovy! I'll put down my copy of "A Farewell to Arms" and watch ED2 again...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

ELP's version?

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gmoon
gmoon

Reply 12 years ago

Naw. I lost interest in ELP sometime after the first Works album, I but loved the stuff before... "A Farewell to Arms" is a reference to a "sight gag" in the ED2 movie, which is infused with (slightly sick) humor...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Oh, pardon me. Affairs of the Heart was from the Black Moon album iirc.