Awful back-of-the-magazine tat Answered
Somehow, I stumbled across this bloody-terrible piece of cack on the internet:
Flying Scotsman-Memories of Steam Cuckoo Clock
And remembering the:
Elvis Presley Dambusters Clock Plate of Tutankhamun
I could not honestly tell which was real, and which was a "piss-take".
There are more... what did you see in the back of that thing you looked at printed on cheap-paper?