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Best Pick Up Lines Answered

Hi, Please share your funny/corny pick up lines on this forum. Thanks Joe 1.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. That one was lame but i want to here yours.

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VerendusVir
VerendusVir

9 years ago

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.

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ilpug
ilpug

9 years ago

Hey, didja know im a medical marvel? i dont have heart, you took it!

Are you a meteorologist? because i need something to talk about to keep myself distracted from your body, but all i can think of is weather.

Are you a mathemetician? lets subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and hope we don't multiply.

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kingmik
kingmik

12 years ago

i'm mad everyone have a pick up line besides me i usaully joke around with the gurl show my muscles or when she bought to by something throw a big bill at the cash register like 20 and up but l8ly dollar bills worked. usally get a corny joke like where i came from the strip club

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XValentine
XValentine

12 years ago

una fiesta en mi pantalones (i think everyone can translate that .)

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super_genius
super_genius

13 years ago

nice legs.... when do they open? (knock knock) "who's there?" (when where) "when where who?" (me, you, now)

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super_genius
super_genius

Reply 12 years ago

thanks.. i actually thought of both of those on my own. i know they might seem slightly inappropriate.. but there are such worse ones..

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Yerboogieman
Yerboogieman

13 years ago

1 i heard this from Fresh Prince man, god must have been havin a good day when he made a fine chick like you 2 i just know this one from somewhere your legs must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day those might be the other way around.

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PKM
PKM

Reply 13 years ago

I'd want to start that one with just the lead-in line from a really cliched line- so "Is your dad a thief?", or "Your legs must be tired", or "Did it hurt?", or, y'know, "Polar bear!". Just because it's fun to mess with preconceptions. I have a quick-witted friend who overheard some guy say to his female friend "I like my women the way I like my coffee", and he immediately responded "What, freshly roasted? Ground up and in the freezer? No, wait, with a spoon in? I know- bought from a bolivian farmer for £4.00 a kilogram?" By the time he finished the girl was nearly wetting herself laughing and the guy was fuming... a cautionary tale about the dangers of chat up lines.

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 13 years ago

wth...

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joejoerowley
joejoerowley

Reply 13 years ago

i know. just imagine saying that some really hot chick.

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 13 years ago

yeah... but some things are best left for imagination rather than real life. :]

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joejoerowley
joejoerowley

Reply 13 years ago

wow, thats not creepy :)

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jessyratfink
jessyratfink

Reply 13 years ago

I just snorted. I think yours warrants as many blank stares as mine does.

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Tool Using Animal
Tool Using Animal

Reply 13 years ago

You served as my muse... BTW we all seem to have forgotten the true nerd pickup line A/S/L?

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 13 years ago

LOL Amen!

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whiterice
whiterice

Reply 13 years ago

If you could be anything in the world what would it be? I would be your tear... born in your eyes... live on your cheek. and die on your lips

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jdege
jdege

13 years ago

The most unsuccessful one I ever heard tried:

Hey, Babe! I got gonnorhea! Want some?

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dsman195276
dsman195276

13 years ago

is it hot in here or is it just you? I need sunglasses because I am blinded by your beauty

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jessyratfink
jessyratfink

13 years ago

Hey baby, let's go back to my airship and pretend you're a chocobo! ...black stares ensue.

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

13 years ago

I've got a long list of strange/funny ones from various jokes made with girls im picking up, strangely they always know which one's are jokes. Oh Whammy (just walked up, and I love the word) Can I have my thoughts back, I only have you now (heard that one as a serious one to my friend, she laughed turned round and waited for him to go) Hi, Nice to meet you, I'm god and I'm afraid you'll have to come back to heaven, the angels miss you Sorry can you pick that up, what?, my jaw It took me ages to get over here, you made my knees weak I have others but those are just the dumb ones off the top of my head.

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guyfrom7up
guyfrom7up

13 years ago

lol, I was doing this in the other forum, so was astrozombie

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joejoerowley
joejoerowley

Reply 13 years ago

Yeah I know. I feel sorry for the kid. He asks for advice and all we can do is give his pick up lines that funny.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

How about: Hi ! How are you ? (maybe even add if you have seen her before) you sure look nice today. (then smile).

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Danny
Danny

13 years ago

Aren't you tired yet? youve been running through my mind all day. Did it hurt? What? When you fell from heaven...

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Juklop
Juklop

13 years ago

Hey! Nice shoes-- let's f*ck.

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zachninme
zachninme

13 years ago

"So, how do you like this pickup line?" The girls love self-reference ;-)

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joejoerowley
joejoerowley

Reply 13 years ago

good, very good and so true.

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Pat Sowers
Pat Sowers

13 years ago

Is your dad a baker because you got some sweet buns?

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Pat Sowers
Pat Sowers

Reply 13 years ago

im hungry for some sweet buns now..... yuummmmm!

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Pat Sowers
Pat Sowers

13 years ago

If i followed you home would you keep me?

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Pat Sowers
Pat Sowers

Reply 13 years ago

i have used this one before and it worked!

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Mr Slippy Fist
Mr Slippy Fist

13 years ago

me-your well fit!Got any irish in ya? some bird-No, I hav'ent me- doya want sum?(I'am half irish)

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joejoerowley
joejoerowley

Reply 13 years ago

haha! Thats a good one.

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Mr Slippy Fist
Mr Slippy Fist

Reply 13 years ago

cheers, actually worked for me(once)coz it made her laugh, thats all you gotta do, be funny.

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Jackhole
Jackhole

13 years ago

Smile if you want to sleep with me. My personal favorite, it works on anyone, unless you're quite scary looking, then they'll probably run away...

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joejoerowley
joejoerowley

Reply 13 years ago

thats funny. I like it.