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Crazy things you've done? Answered

One of the crazy things I did was take nails out of the door hinges to a shed with my friend. Not too long ago the door fell down.... One of the not so smart things I have done is when we had a storm this winter I went bike riding. We probably shouldn't have done that but oh well...

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

It's ok I won't laugh. (hehe yeah right)

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Tool Using Animal
Tool Using Animal

Reply 13 years ago

Okay, once I vomited out of a 4 story hotel window on to someone's car. In my defense, I was drunk, and I wasn't the only one, blame the Army.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

Be glad no Policemen where down there to receive your "present" LOL

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iman
iman

Reply 13 years ago

no be glad it wasnt below freezing :) yuck :P

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Doctor What
Doctor What

Reply 13 years ago

That's what happens when you drink.

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Tool Using Animal
Tool Using Animal

Reply 13 years ago

Not every time I drink ;-) On a non related note I cut the explosives out of several rolls of caps, put them in a balloon and whacked it with a hammer in a basement, couldn't hear for days.

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Doctor What
Doctor What

Reply 13 years ago

I'm gonna try that.

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Doctor What
Doctor What

Reply 13 years ago

Sorry, but as soon as I get some caps, I will. I saw a video where someone filled a bucket with matchheads too. You should try that one.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

I only ever hit a whole "roll" of caps once with a hammer.....the stones flew and one grazed me just above the eyebrow.....and I had a hard time hearing for awhile....

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

Holy ****, what sorta caps were you using? I'm always banging caps (2 strips once), never had them react so violently....

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

They came in 50's or 100's to a roll, smacking a roll of 100 caps with a hammer is just not recommended :-)

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

I'm sorry, my memory failed me there, I looked it up and the big roll had 500 caps in it. That was very much like a percussion cap for a flintlock firearm...

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

Ahh, much more powerful than my weenie little paper strips, LOL I've popped them atween my fingers (accidently) and have come to no harm...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

Well, these were paper too, but they came in a tight roll, and the big ones gave off quite the pop. They had unstable black powder in them, so that any percussion would set them off, but the ones I am familiar with, would take at least a fingernail to ignite them. But setting off that entire roll of 500 was not smart ....it litterally (if I remember correctly) lifted the (claw) hammer upwards a few inches on impact.

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

Yeah that's not a good idea.

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

At least it wasn't your car.

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Doctor What
Doctor What

Reply 13 years ago

Don't feel embarrassed, we're all open minded here, you won't be made fun of, too badly.

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

13 years ago

Well on saturday night I was at a party thing that lasted until about 9am sunday, having been watching the match in the bar earlier I had been drinking 4pm saturday. At 7am I did four shots of creme de menthe then made a silly mistake again, the same one too... I had work at 3pm sunday Today I jumped while moving and hit my head off the doorframe so hard that I dented the frame, got very dizzy and started slurring my words. I once put a car through two walls and a container I attempted to make a small prank out of a balloon and oxy acetelene gas, Kiteman understands this problem, later I learned my lesson... I broke my arm at a party, realised this and drank a bottle of whiskey then partied for some time after... I did the ultimate drunk trick, My friend and I got really far too drunk in town one day in summer and we had cycled in and didn't want to lose our bikes, about half a mile along my friend nearly swerved in to traffic, I lost concentration and hit a little electrical box, rolled over the top of it and landed on my feet. Sadly I had to sit down after because after that you get what I call slot machine vision. I once couched while drinking flaming sambuca, that was scary, epecially in a crowded bar, I was bought four more and asked to repeat... That didn't happen. Ask me again next week, I'll no doubt have one good ones for you then.

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

Ok it's been two weeks. Any good ones?

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

Well, lets see in the last two weeks... Umm I got a new bike, got a little bit overzealous on a bike trail and nearly snapped another rider in two, he didn't see me I didn't see him, I came off a jump while he was crossing the trail running in front of me, landed on him and his bike, he barely moved and I had to help him ou of a tangle of to bikes after recovering from the fall downhill, I ended up about fifty feet down the steep hill after I was abruptly stopped by a rather helpful pine tree. I did a thirteen hour stint at work on sunday, spent three hours of that drunk as was the manager... Pulled an endo on the new bike at a set of quite abrupt traffic lights, I leaned a little by accident and put my back wheel down on the bonnet of a police car, who then warned me about the dangers of speeding on bicycles. i accidentally recreated the methane bubble tower from mythbusters by cleaning my oven hobs then seeing the bubbles and thinking 'nah I have to hit the spark' I was at a party where some pretty mad stuff happened, I went through the garage wall assisted by my agressor and he ended up in the neighbours garden. The same night we rearranged all the furniture in the house, except the kitchen... I don't know I don't have as many good stories because I've been working loads and making websites for people... How bout you?

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

I like the part abput a rather helpful pine tree :D I haven't really done anything lately, except messing around on a treadmill....

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

if it weren't for that tree I had a good three hundred feet to go...

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

That probably would have sucked...

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

Well yeah I can imagine it would, i came off pretty well though, apart from a massive bruise where my arm and leg hit the tree. The other guy was a little worse for wear, my front chain sprocket hit his shoulder... my bike was fine and hiw suffered little more than wonky handlebars.

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

Well that's good you didn't break your bike. Or your leg...Or neck...

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

One more event contributing to my suspicions of immortality, nothing seems to kill me, in fact I've walked away from so many crunches and crashes with not a mark I'm starting to believe so... Well not really but I have the luck of twelve footed rabbit that has a monkey hand on it's back...

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

Maybe you're like Edward!

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

Souns inconcievable... but a great thoguht at the same time, I fear having too much of a god complex though...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

Did you see the movie "Unbreakable"?

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

I did and no I don't play with the paint cans in the garage...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

And I suppose you can swim well too :-)

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

I am very capable of manipulating myself in water and staying afloat, however swimming isn't my strongest point, put me on a board of some description and it's all good though,

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

Do you know what I'm talking about?

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

possibly, a few things came in to my head there, including making fun of the bible...

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

Have you ever heard of the Twilight series?

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

Heard of it, never actually watched it though...

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

The books? :D

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

I assumed you meant twilight zone, no I havn't read them, any good? also explain your point a bit in case I don't find one of them in the next four seconds...

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

Ok, the books are about a girl that fall in love with a vampire named Edaward that is pretty much invincible. They're more for girls though. Here is the author's website.

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

I could live with being a sexy vampire... lol Maybe I'll go blood drinking later...

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

Edward is pretty sexy... Just don't drink too much blood...

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

Ha something really funny just happened, my mum came home from dropping my bros to school, I came down a few minutes later and on walking in to the living room she asked 'Do you think I could re-pierce my eyebrow at home?' On walking through to the kitchen I asked 'Why is jamie oliver smoking' reffering to the chopping board that sits on the oven hobs, she had put pot of coffee on the stove and replied 'it's only the corner' I say 'fair enough' and hit the extractor fan switch on my way to the kettle (one cup pot on stove) about thirty seconds later the chopping board burst in to flames, my mum said 'that's why the coffee was taking so long, the wrong hob's on' i replied 'I see how would you feel about rectifying this problem', she turns switches the hobs and asks if the eyebrow thing would would work again, we came to the conclusion that the old bars she had were too thick, so she's now away to make one from some sterling silver wire... Oddly things like that happen all the time in my house, I just thought it might be funny to others, anyone interested in seeing how to make your own eyebrow bar?

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

Did you name the chopping board? Would it work to use a sewing pin as an eyebrow bar and or earring? Or would it do something bad to you?

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

You dented the doorframe!?!?!?

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

Not that hard, I've put my whole head through both sides of a drywall, just hoping ma doesn't notice that... she heard the thump upstairs, ground floor to second floor... I wish I had a four storey house that would surely have saved her hearing me...

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

If you had a four story house you would have fallen off of it multiple times...

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

Silence minion ! I used to have a window in my old house that I could stand up in, three storeys up, did I fall? No I did make some pretty daring escapes though, there was an old heavy duty drainpipe beside my window, the house was right by the sea... after climbing down the only way out of the back was a choice of walking over a low storage place with those see through plastic sheets for roof or through nettles nearly as tall as me, forty feet of invisible tightrope walking gets you in the mood for a good night out though.