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Critters Are Eating My Internet!
Seriously! As I said in the Goodbye Forum, my Internet drops every Monday. The cable guy never seemed to fix anything when he came. This time, he looked at the cable itself. Guess what? He found gnaw marks! Some little critter has been feasting on my Internet! Could it have been one of KJ's minions, or Labot2001's doing? It's taking ~~two~~ five hours for my instructable to publish :(
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11 years ago
Nah the jackalopes are doing it. Never walk around your house without a bottle of beer and if you see one get it drunk then whack it with the bottle. Whatever you do, do not let it bite you!
Reply 11 years ago
Ya they are like trolls from what I've heard... Don't feed them, they will follow you home.... <>
Reply 11 years ago
You get it drunk and kill it before it kills you.
Reply 11 years ago
How? No mortal weapon can harm them!
Reply 11 years ago
hum we need to find a jillalope to alope... that would at least act to slow him down while they skip up and hill (( I'll stop there ))...<>
Reply 11 years ago
That should be to hard it really like Guiness, but I'm sure any stout would work...
Reply 11 years ago
I'm talking about the jackalopes. If the drink isn't hard enough. It will act like it drank dirty water, not happy.
Reply 11 years ago
ROLMAO dirty water ......
Reply 11 years ago
aka ate mud
Reply 11 years ago
The critters would probably go wild for Mackeson's...it's a bit too sweet for me.
11 years ago
haha, personally I think its Keith....