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Dear oh dear, Killerjackalope's gone and done it again... Answered

The other day I was shooting at one of the invading spawn of killerjackalope with my slingshot. The ickle bastard teleported away, and my BB struck my sidewalk instead, ricocheting into my front window...

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LinuxH4x0r

10 years ago

Wow, that sucks. That reminds me of:

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killerjackalope

10 years ago

Bahaha, My spawn will soon consume your puny world...

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KentsOkaykillerjackalope

Reply 10 years ago

NEVER!!!


*grabs shotgun and starts blowing away mutant jackalopes*

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Keith-KidKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

You have it easy! The pandalopes are much worse!

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Gjdj3Keith-Kid

Reply 10 years ago

You'reright.Pandalopesaremuchworse.Infact,oneatemyspacebartheotherday.

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n8manGjdj3

Reply 10 years ago

Pandalopes:

Pandas with ram horns and giant mutant rabbit legs. They breed as fast as rabbits but only have one baby pandalope at a time. Babies are more dangerous than average adult. A mother who has a baby is way more dangerous than a baby.

Attack strategies:

Pandalopes hop fifty feet in the air and dive down head first on its prey.

How to defend yourself:

Give it beer and while it is distracted, take something and whack it right between the horns. It has a major artery (it's fatal flaw) there and it will die very slowly so run, RUN!!!

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killerjackalopeKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

You only have so many bullets these little wretches just keep multiplying like, well rabbits...

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killerjackalopeKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

They'll burn you ya fool... RUn to the offies, buy beer... Leave it out and wait for them to get drunk, then make a trap...

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KentsOkaykillerjackalope

Reply 10 years ago

Ok...

*nips down to local beer shack, tries to buy beer, gets tossed out*

*sneaks back in the dead of the night, tries to steal beer*

*gets arrested*

*refuses to keep silent, screams*

DAMN YOU ADAM!!!

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Derinkillerjackalope

Reply 10 years ago

lol *helps out RS* *throws a million bottles of molotov cocktail on KJ*

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bumpusDerin

Reply 10 years ago

Molotov Cocktails aren't a drink, they are an item, its a flammable liquid mixed with tar/oil and thrown*

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killerjackalopebumpus

Reply 10 years ago

I always thought they had a certain edgy appeal as a drink though...

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Lithium Rain

10 years ago

I'll bet you got in big trouble for that...

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Labot2001

10 years ago

Wow. Whatever happened to staying 200 yds away from residential areas?

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KentsOkayLabot2001

Reply 10 years ago

I don't think that restraining order applies to his hell spawn...

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Weissensteinburg

10 years ago

Oh no! Your parent's must be pissed! Are they making you pay?

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KentsOkayWeissensteinburg

Reply 10 years ago

It was under there direction that I was to shoot it, I wanted to pour gasoline on it and torch it...

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KentsOkayKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

And as it's the only window I've broken EVER, they let it be...