Does anyone know if it would be possible to use a serial port as a USB port? Like with some hack? Answered

I own a bluetooth serial port adapter that I have no idea how to use.  I had the idea that perhaps it could be used as a standard USB port.  Would this be possible with any combination of hardware and/or software?  If not, would it be possible to create a bluetooth USB port by some other method, such as, with a standard bluetooth dongle?  I believe that this would open a great many  possibilities.  Oh, and let's just assume that I know nothing about soldering, programing, bathing, etc...