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Fix your old office files with skin creme that will make you younger and speed up your PC Answered

You might have read about great skin scremes that fix all you skin problems. Maybe even of programs that fix your broken Office 1800 files. And if you are really lucky you even noticed PFD converters that convert even your old shoes to PDF documents. But I was wondering what comes next? Do we see the egg laying, woolen pig? A creme that actually makes you younger (and if used too often reduce you to an infant)? I don't know.....
As you can see in my profile I am an active spam fighter, so I took a few minutes to write this little joke - I hope you are still reading this crap as a real spammer would love it! If I see spam I falg it and move on, but this time I wanted more, more fun, more replies, more everything.
Judging by the websites some spammers use they even post links to freeware and open source projects, which of course makes me wonder what drives those people. Some of the open source spam I actually checked and I doubt the authors know about anyone spamming their links in forums and on sites like ours. <a href="https://www.instructables.com/" rel="nofollow"> Office 2003 file Recovery</a>
<a href="https://www.instructables.com/" rel="nofollow"> PST data recovery</a>, <a href="https://www.instructables.com/" rel="nofollow"> PST Repair</a>, <a href="https://www.instructables.com/" rel="nofollow"> Build up muskles fast</a>, <a href="https://www.instructables.com/" rel="nofollow"> Skin care professional</a>, <a href="https://www.instructables.com/" rel="nofollow"> How to look younger</a> These are examples we see every day and all have the same things in common: bad langues skills, no foramtting, plain links and a lot of crap noone would even bother to read, let alone actually click on the links.
So why do they do it? What is your favorite spam you found so far? Please no link, just a short summary! What do you think about this form of spam? How might such a spammer look like and how does he do his daily routine? Write something funny, give us your opinion or just make fun of these spammers. And forgive the bad formatting, I could not resist to copy the worst these spammers throw at us. Just noticed the links this way don't actually work in the forum but I leave them this way so it looks like real spam lol



4 years ago

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4 years ago

Back in December I start a forum topic on this subject it got a few comments then died


Any way this one was pretty funny at the time.

This one was for
weight loss. Apparently, Getting run over by a bus will cause weight
loss, as will "returning" on a single mom

"I was six years old turn a man on a bike ride and she's only
three and she I'm separated from me Tennis Center home she just wanted
to follow she just basis on a break and I was annoyed that she's
fairness you she wanton be with me and so I just from returning on a
single mom an she ended up getting run over by a school bus"


4 years ago


I have in fact converted several of my old shoes into PDF files. And back and forth. It's the best!

Now, my one critique is that you are too coherent. Also, no mention of Garcinia Cambogia? C'mon, get your head in the game, man! :)


Reply 4 years ago

I did not mention Garcinia as I am waiting for my 600$ delivery to test the product.
Though I would write a good Instructable on how to use it to block out spam by smearing it on your screen.
Although I think it would have good use as paint stripper and rust remover too.

I mean don't get me wrong, the spammers for this crap get extra points for ongoin afford and persistance but a good spammer tries to make the spam look good, not just posting some crap.

At first I actuall had my fun reading some of the "gibberish", now I can't be bothered anymore.
I only still wonder if there is a little asian kid making money this way...
Maybe we should try to contact them and indorm them that using a french dictionary to translated from reversed hindu to oxford english might not be the best option - even Google translates better ROFL
You just have to love those poor spammers - they go through all the troubles of registering and posting only to find out that the monkey kills the posting as soon as he wakes up LOOOL


Reply 4 years ago

I have to say I love the pure gibberish. One from my queue right now:

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You can't make this stuff up. Wait, maybe you can!!