Yeah, I'd probably cook as much as I could of it, and yes I'd make stock with the bones, I reckon a few lentils and it'd be like bacon and lentil soup, and yes I'd probably carve much of it similarly to pork, no eating the brain/stonmach/liver/kidneys/intestines well maybe traditional sausages...
Would avoid the lungs but would eat the heart, I'd eat the buttocks and legs first since they'd be easy to carve up, then the arms and finally have some ribs and any stomach meat I can get, probably wish they had a six pack under a beer belly for maximum food takings.
i do this with dead pc,s not eat them but rip thir guts out and use them as organ donors! like you i am a sick puppy!! hehe wanna make a plot! *muhaah*!
Also I believe that a female companion would yield less meat in general but would be way less disturbing to carve up for me, I'd get half way up the leg of a dude and just start going, 'awww nasty dead guy knob' then have trouble eating the rest....
I suppose because then you'd be in bed with a girl and go to sleep and wake up screaming thinking what if I ate her... No not that way or she'd say do that and you knawed on her foot.
I dont know your gender, but my opinion as a male is that its better to eat the opposite sex. Eating the same sex would make it harder than it already was.
Thrteena?! That would make a good Cheaper by the Dozen sequel.......
to the guy above, its not Ima Pigg, its Ima Hogg. She's a rodeo something....I don't remember...
There's also a basketball player called Majestic Moon. His brother has a similar name.....
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13 years ago
Yeah, I'd probably cook as much as I could of it, and yes I'd make stock with the bones, I reckon a few lentils and it'd be like bacon and lentil soup, and yes I'd probably carve much of it similarly to pork, no eating the brain/stonmach/liver/kidneys/intestines well maybe traditional sausages... Would avoid the lungs but would eat the heart, I'd eat the buttocks and legs first since they'd be easy to carve up, then the arms and finally have some ribs and any stomach meat I can get, probably wish they had a six pack under a beer belly for maximum food takings.
Reply 12 years ago
i do this with dead pc,s not eat them but rip thir guts out and use them as organ donors! like you i am a sick puppy!! hehe wanna make a plot! *muhaah*!
Reply 12 years ago
Yeah sure, you get the PC parts, I'll get the body...
Reply 12 years ago
meaney we go and kill dr,g well all win!
Reply 12 years ago
i will eat a person if I had to..
Reply 12 years ago
I would If it came right down to it, I'd try to make as much like bacon as posible though...
Reply 12 years ago
oh...
Reply 13 years ago
Also I believe that a female companion would yield less meat in general but would be way less disturbing to carve up for me, I'd get half way up the leg of a dude and just start going, 'awww nasty dead guy knob' then have trouble eating the rest....
Reply 13 years ago
Ewww.... I'd chop a guy up any day over a lady...
Reply 12 years ago
I would do this haha and I would learn how to do a autopsy! food for thoght!
Reply 12 years ago
I suppose because then you'd be in bed with a girl and go to sleep and wake up screaming thinking what if I ate her... No not that way or she'd say do that and you knawed on her foot.
Reply 12 years ago
LOL
Reply 12 years ago
Maybe I'll just have a powerbar instead... oooh new people flavour, all my dietary needs in a handy snack to go...
Reply 12 years ago
xd
Reply 12 years ago
dude you are disturbed :O I think you have the makings of a serial killer/cannibal.
Reply 12 years ago
hehehehehe!
Reply 12 years ago
I'm just being logical about it...
Reply 12 years ago
thats what they all say :) lol
Reply 12 years ago
=snob= not knob
Reply 12 years ago
What?
Reply 12 years ago
my thoughts exactly!!
12 years ago
This isn't a very fun question...
Reply 12 years ago
See the publish date? Easy Button had been posting "Fun Question" forums, so I thought WTF why not?
Reply 12 years ago
Yeah, I know, I'm just sayin'...
Reply 12 years ago
Opps I already said that didn't I my brain isn't working right now
Reply 12 years ago
Look out lemonie might eat it!
Reply 12 years ago
Heh. He'll get Crutzfelt-Jacob's disease...
Reply 12 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! your 2tb maxtor is going? get linuxhaxxor!
Reply 12 years ago
maxtor sucks :P
Reply 12 years ago
hah
Reply 12 years ago
I know, I'm just sayin...
Reply 12 years ago
Almost makes you want to become a vegetarian, eh ?
Reply 12 years ago
Yeah...
Reply 12 years ago
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo! you dare ruin my plot good bye vegs! HHEHEHEHEH LOL *muhhhha*
Reply 12 years ago
Have you seen any of Discovery Channel's Body Extreme: Pushing the Limits, series ?
Reply 12 years ago
Nope.
Reply 12 years ago
Oh, I wanted to give some links....
The Body Extreme
&
Videos of Time Warp to Body Extreme
Reply 12 years ago
lol lemonie may eat it as in your brain! 'whats that?
*slam* *drill* *splat*'
Reply 12 years ago
are you drinking tequila you seam like thAT?
Reply 12 years ago
What?
12 years ago
I would eat him only if it was a him (I don't think I could butcher a lady :O)
Reply 12 years ago
I dont know your gender, but my opinion as a male is that its better to eat the opposite sex. Eating the same sex would make it harder than it already was.
Reply 12 years ago
yea ima guy :)
Reply 12 years ago
no, Ima Hogg (that;s a real person...)
Reply 12 years ago
yea I read about A set of twins named Ima and Ura Pigg :) although Superman or 4real might be worse.
Reply 12 years ago
plutarch and aeropaja are two of the weirdest I've heard....
Reply 12 years ago
north Korea and South korea true story, and Thirteena is a fav.
Reply 12 years ago
Thrteena?! That would make a good Cheaper by the Dozen sequel....... to the guy above, its not Ima Pigg, its Ima Hogg. She's a rodeo something....I don't remember... There's also a basketball player called Majestic Moon. His brother has a similar name.....
13 years ago
Of course! They're dead, and don't need the corpse; I do. Which reminds me, I've got an awesome Instructable to put up this weekend... ;D
Reply 13 years ago
I'm not going on any more camping trips with you!