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Fun question #4! Answered

if you were lost or stranded some where would you eat your dead companions body if you were starving?

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

13 years ago

Yeah, I'd probably cook as much as I could of it, and yes I'd make stock with the bones, I reckon a few lentils and it'd be like bacon and lentil soup, and yes I'd probably carve much of it similarly to pork, no eating the brain/stonmach/liver/kidneys/intestines well maybe traditional sausages... Would avoid the lungs but would eat the heart, I'd eat the buttocks and legs first since they'd be easy to carve up, then the arms and finally have some ribs and any stomach meat I can get, probably wish they had a six pack under a beer belly for maximum food takings.

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

i do this with dead pc,s not eat them but rip thir guts out and use them as organ donors! like you i am a sick puppy!! hehe wanna make a plot! *muhaah*!

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Yeah sure, you get the PC parts, I'll get the body...

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

meaney we go and kill dr,g well all win!

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

i will eat a person if I had to..

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

I would If it came right down to it, I'd try to make as much like bacon as posible though...

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

oh...

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

Also I believe that a female companion would yield less meat in general but would be way less disturbing to carve up for me, I'd get half way up the leg of a dude and just start going, 'awww nasty dead guy knob' then have trouble eating the rest....

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

Ewww.... I'd chop a guy up any day over a lady...

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

I would do this haha and I would learn how to do a autopsy! food for thoght!

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

I suppose because then you'd be in bed with a girl and go to sleep and wake up screaming thinking what if I ate her... No not that way or she'd say do that and you knawed on her foot.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

LOL

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Maybe I'll just have a powerbar instead... oooh new people flavour, all my dietary needs in a handy snack to go...

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

xd

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iman
iman

Reply 12 years ago

dude you are disturbed :O I think you have the makings of a serial killer/cannibal.

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

hehehehehe!

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

I'm just being logical about it...

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iman
iman

Reply 12 years ago

thats what they all say :) lol

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

=snob= not knob

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

my thoughts exactly!!

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

12 years ago

This isn't a very fun question...

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

See the publish date? Easy Button had been posting "Fun Question" forums, so I thought WTF why not?

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

Yeah, I know, I'm just sayin'...

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

Opps I already said that didn't I my brain isn't working right now

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Gamernotnerd
Gamernotnerd

Reply 12 years ago

Look out lemonie might eat it!

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

Heh. He'll get Crutzfelt-Jacob's disease...

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! your 2tb maxtor is going? get linuxhaxxor!

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

maxtor sucks :P

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

hah

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

I know, I'm just sayin...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Almost makes you want to become a vegetarian, eh ?

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo! you dare ruin my plot good bye vegs! HHEHEHEHEH LOL *muhhhha*

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Have you seen any of Discovery Channel's Body Extreme: Pushing the Limits, series ?

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

lol lemonie may eat it as in your brain! 'whats that?
*slam* *drill* *splat*'

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maker12
maker12

Reply 12 years ago

are you drinking tequila you seam like thAT?

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iman
iman

12 years ago

I would eat him only if it was a him (I don't think I could butcher a lady :O)

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

I dont know your gender, but my opinion as a male is that its better to eat the opposite sex. Eating the same sex would make it harder than it already was.

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iman
iman

Reply 12 years ago

yea ima guy :)

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

no, Ima Hogg (that;s a real person...)

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iman
iman

Reply 12 years ago

yea I read about A set of twins named Ima and Ura Pigg :) although Superman or 4real might be worse.

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

plutarch and aeropaja are two of the weirdest I've heard....

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ledzep567
ledzep567

Reply 12 years ago

north Korea and South korea true story, and Thirteena is a fav.

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

Thrteena?! That would make a good Cheaper by the Dozen sequel....... to the guy above, its not Ima Pigg, its Ima Hogg. She's a rodeo something....I don't remember... There's also a basketball player called Majestic Moon. His brother has a similar name.....

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canida
canida

13 years ago

Of course! They're dead, and don't need the corpse; I do. Which reminds me, I've got an awesome Instructable to put up this weekend... ;D

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ewilhelm
ewilhelm

Reply 13 years ago

I'm not going on any more camping trips with you!