. heehee The one in the back (some kind of Pit-mix; I call her a Pit Lite) is suspicious of strangers, but the biggest danger from the one in front (Australian Cattle Dog) is being licked to death.
Its a little known fact that dog licks can kill up to 1 people every 100 years?
Together, we can prevent this. Put peanut butter in your dogs mouth every day, they'll be entertained for a few minutes, and you will save your life.
Dentition and mechanics - their teeth are basically a set of scissors, and their jaws cannot move side-side as ours can - cats and dogs bite off lumps that they bolt whole, instead of chewing to mush and then swallowing.
*starship shakes,red alert*
computer:"What if a sobbing woman with puppy dog eyes offered you a pint?" ALERT!
me:RAISE SHIELDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crew:shields raised,captain
me:now activate the transporters and beam kiteman inside
transporter guy on radio:yes sir
I can't keep up with your clever punny ways.
I would've also tried Caitlinsdad, but he already got Gorillazmiko, and he rejects me because he can't accept the fact that GM got bored of ibles... *breaks down crying*
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11 years ago
AUGH! My eyes! It buurns!! Oh, did I say that out loud? >smirk< Haha, I second this.
Reply 11 years ago
. Don't make me have to set the hounds on ya. :P
Reply 11 years ago
Whoa, they look hungry for blood!
Reply 11 years ago
. heehee The one in the back (some kind of Pit-mix; I call her a Pit Lite) is suspicious of strangers, but the biggest danger from the one in front (Australian Cattle Dog) is being licked to death.
Reply 11 years ago
Its a little known fact that dog licks can kill up to 1 people every 100 years? Together, we can prevent this. Put peanut butter in your dogs mouth every day, they'll be entertained for a few minutes, and you will save your life.
Reply 11 years ago
Have you ever given a small square of fudge to a cat?
Reply 11 years ago
chocolate can kill small animals like dogs and cats :-(
Reply 11 years ago
Fudge is fine. Funnier, too - pure carnivores aren't equipped to chew sticky stuff.
Reply 11 years ago
. Why is that? Dentition? Musculature? Due to my ignorance of the subject, I'm having problems forming a search string that works.
Reply 11 years ago
Dentition and mechanics - their teeth are basically a set of scissors, and their jaws cannot move side-side as ours can - cats and dogs bite off lumps that they bolt whole, instead of chewing to mush and then swallowing.
Reply 11 years ago
. Thanks!
Reply 11 years ago
You're welcome! :D
Reply 11 years ago
Ahem...
Reply 11 years ago
>Wide eyed innocence<
What?
Reply 11 years ago
>Folds arms, looks stern, taps foot patiently<
Reply 11 years ago
>Eyes well<
You always blame me, and all I ever did was to please you...
Reply 11 years ago
Aww... Puppydog eyes and a sobbing woman, two things I could never bear.
Reply 11 years ago
. The Achilles' Heel(s) of all males. ;)
Reply 11 years ago
That, plus an offer of decent beer.
Reply 11 years ago
What if a sobbing woman with puppy dog eyes offered you a pint?
Reply 11 years ago
>clatter of tumbling defences<
Reply 11 years ago
*starship shakes,red alert* computer:"What if a sobbing woman with puppy dog eyes offered you a pint?" ALERT! me:RAISE SHIELDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! crew:shields raised,captain me:now activate the transporters and beam kiteman inside transporter guy on radio:yes sir
Reply 11 years ago
>Kiteman gets replaced by light and finds himself aboard the enterprise<
Reply 11 years ago
how about a litre? LOL or is that pushing it bit ;-)
Reply 11 years ago
Hmmm, your wife may think differently on this subject LOL
Reply 11 years ago
Hmm, I suppose it depends on who made the fudge....mine always has lots of chocolate in it :-)
Reply 11 years ago
Have you ever given cheese to a cat? L
Reply 11 years ago
Or ramen noodle to a rat?
Reply 11 years ago
No, have you? Also, whlie I'm at it - did you buy the hat or make it? (It's Soviet-big!) L
Reply 11 years ago
Bought it. Gen-oo-ine Soviet Air Force, dated 1989 $25 :D
Reply 11 years ago
Blarg, now you're like KJ's protege. I wish I had a mentor.....
*erhem* JAAAKE!!! Will you be my mentor? (NO! NEVER!) okay..... Kitem- (Heavens, no!) okay.....How about- (NO)....okay.....then (NONONONONONOOOO)
...This might take a while.....
Reply 11 years ago
Depends. Much time it will take. Willing to learn, are you? ;-)
Reply 11 years ago
I can't keep up with your clever punny ways. I would've also tried Caitlinsdad, but he already got Gorillazmiko, and he rejects me because he can't accept the fact that GM got bored of ibles... *breaks down crying*
Reply 11 years ago
*sniff*
I didn't know you felt that way. But I need an evil archnemesis.
But No.
Reply 11 years ago
*Sad.* You will rue this day caitlinsdad! RUEEEE!!!!
Reply 11 years ago
You've got spunk, kid. Have your people call my people and maybe we could do lunch one day...
Reply 11 years ago
OK...First I gotta get some people.
Reply 11 years ago
OK...finish your stalking on other people and then we'll talk business...
Reply 11 years ago
Mentor you I will my friend, unstoppable be us we shall.
Reply 11 years ago
You can't be my mentor. Superior partner, yes. Mentor, no.
Reply 11 years ago
Awesome let us go be than.
Reply 11 years ago
I'd offer, except I'm afraid I left my blast-proof clothes in my other browser.
Reply 11 years ago
Sorry, I wouldn't pick you as my mentor. You're more of a rival. Granted, a winning rival....but a rival nonetheless....RS is also a rival...
Reply 11 years ago
I know that quite well. I just think it's sad that you equate equals with rivals. ;) Rivals for what?
Reply 11 years ago
I dunno, you're winning...I thought you'd have an answer....
Reply 11 years ago
Good price. Could do with a jacket to match? L
Reply 11 years ago
Very much so. It would probably wind up being a little bit more utilitarian though, for use when riding.
Reply 11 years ago
I have fed a cat to a small square of fudge. Poor thing never stood a chance. BTW, that was my Bulldog's name, A Small Square of Fudge......
Reply 11 years ago
From the way she wrote that, don't use a trout, it'll get eaten....try an Elven Rope LOL it burns, it burnsessss LOL
11 years ago
lol hippie :-P