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How do I sneak coke? Answered

I need to get some more cola, but my parents wont let me. I stay at home a lot unless im at school, but i need a way to go buy some cola without my parents getting suspicious

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Krimm
Krimm

8 years ago

If your reading this on any kind of smartphone, what you need to do is this. Stab yourself with a spoon, repeatedly.

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Linux_hero
Linux_hero

9 years ago

Your title is misleading but you would probs go to the gas station and just drink it and throw it in a dumpster on your way back.

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PitStoP
PitStoP

12 years ago

LOL... shame shame shame...=D Maybe you should not sneak around your parents .. Why they don't want you to have more cola?

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Spidey123456
Spidey123456

Answer 12 years ago

They dont want me to have it because i take it to school

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Loserima
Loserima

Answer 10 years ago

wtf i thought this post was about the other cola lmao

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knexsuperbuilderfreak
knexsuperbuilderfreak

11 years ago

"hang out" with you friends and go buy some at a local store or gas station thats what i do

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toogers
toogers

11 years ago

instead of trying to sneak it, say you need the cans for some sort of project.

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NobodyInParticular
NobodyInParticular

12 years ago

I doubt you could drink enough soda to harm your "overall chemical balances" as BeanGolem said, but the part about dissolving your teeth is no joke. Drilling into and replacing your teeth can get expensive. Buying cans or small bottles of anything on a regular basis can get expensive too. Why not get a big jar of instant tea whose ingredients read "100% tea". (It's much cheaper per glass than pre-sweetened or flavored.) Add your own sugar and perhaps some unsweetened cocoa powder, vanilla extract, or other spices. You can get your flavor and caffeine fix and avoid the stress of hiding something from the parents.

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BeanGolem
BeanGolem

Answer 12 years ago

My friend stopped drinking Mt. Dew and lost 30 pounds. Didn't do anything else. Just stopped drinking soda. It will affect your body.

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NobodyInParticular
NobodyInParticular

Answer 12 years ago

Oh, I was thinking of some dubious claims regarding mineral balances. I definitely agree that consuming that many calories in liquid form on a daily basis will affect your weight, both directly and indirectly (habituation to sweetness, etc.)

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cdubnbird
cdubnbird

12 years ago

get a platypus sack. people that do high adventure activities use flexible containers with spouts that come off of them so they can move around freely and still be able to drink. get some clothes that have at least two layers (like a hoodie) and get between the layers put the filled platypus sack in between then swe the layers back up and now you have coke wrapped around your body. just don't play football unless you want the sack to burst

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BeanGolem
BeanGolem

12 years ago

Another soda junkie, eh? How much do you drink? I would really suggest you don't make drinking soda, especially cola, a habit. The acidity and sugar are not only terrible for your teeth, they are terrible for your overall chemical balances and bodily functions. And just think about the hundreds of thousands of gallons of gasoline used every year just to haul around sugar-acid.

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Spidey123456
Spidey123456

Answer 12 years ago

It's not a habit man, its and addiction Jk