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How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a Velociraptor? Answered

I know this question comes up a lot in life but someone has been nice enough to help people answer it, only problem is last time I woke up cradled in the arms of a Raptor it survived about 35 seconds before I butchered and fried it...

There's a club of such people, Chuck Norris is still working on the T-shirt.

Anyway the quiz thinks 1 minute, 41 seconds...

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skunkbait
skunkbait

12 years ago

I would declare unilateral disarmament, and hope the velociraptor would follow suit. I'm sure if we just sat down and talked, we could find some common ground.

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Hippy I'll still stab the bugger and get the grill fired up... Raptor burgers, mmm talon and eye sandwiches...

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 12 years ago

I'm sure that just like you, the VR would be much happier as an herbivore. Why can't we all just give peas a chance?

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barrax
barrax

Reply 12 years ago

because Raptors taste better than peas, lol.

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

Please don't bump older topics.

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Plasmana
Plasmana

Reply 11 years ago

Is that your job on instructables? Telling people not to bump up old topics? LOL

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 11 years ago

Mebbe. :D And stop it.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

If you don't like it, don't click on the bumped topic.

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barrax
barrax

Reply 12 years ago

sorry. :@(

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dark sponge
dark sponge

12 years ago

I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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dark sponge
dark sponge

Reply 12 years ago

This quiz is pointless. If I was chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor in the same way the picture at the beginning shows, I would run to the end of my chain farthest away from the velociraptor. It wouldn't be able to reach me because it's chain is as long as mine and it is attatched to the opposite end of the bed. I just owned that quiz.

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Plasmana
Plasmana

Reply 11 years ago

Good point!

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blugyblug
blugyblug

Reply 12 years ago

TRUE

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Plasmana
Plasmana

12 years ago

51 seconds... :-(

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cormac3050
cormac3050

Reply 11 years ago

Same... ~('_')~

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its a lion
its a lion

12 years ago

1 minute, 13 seconds. That quiz is pretty funny. I would definately run to the end of my chain if he lunged at me. It would look like a cartoon.

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goldenbacon
goldenbacon

12 years ago

It said I would end up killing the raptor, Hmm...

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jedi pen-gui-n
jedi pen-gui-n

12 years ago

1:13 they failed to ask me if i would use my lightsaber. I would. Then the raptor's time would be :15

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fwjs28
fwjs28

12 years ago

<a style=" background: #000 url(http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/img/badge.jpg) no-repeat 0 0; display: block; width: 322px; height: 157px; text-align: center; padding-top: 150px; text-decoration: none; font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 30px; color: #ff9900; " href="http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/"> <span style="display: none;">I could survive for</span> 1 minute, 57 seconds <span style="display: none;">chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor</span> </a> <p>Created by <a href="http://www.bunkbeds.net">Bunk Beds.net</a></p>

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fwjs28
fwjs28

Reply 12 years ago

1min 57 secs

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ravebot
ravebot

12 years ago

<a style=" background: #000 url(http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/img/badge.jpg) no-repeat 0 0; display: block; width: 322px; height: 157px; text-align: center; padding-top: 150px; text-decoration: none; font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 30px; color: #ff9900; " href="http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/"> <span style="display: none;">I could survive for</span> 1 minute, 54 seconds <span style="display: none;">chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor</span> </a> <p>Created by <a href="http://www.bunkbeds.net">Bunk Beds.net</a></p>

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

Dang! No more second place for me...

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

Thanks for the bump! :D

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Bumpy Bumperson, get you here! I told you about bumping the other children, go sit in the naughty corner.

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

:( I can haz dunce hat?

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

You can haz slap in face. I ated your cheesecakez

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

:(
Room of chat plz

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

-us.

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

-enstein

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

-in road

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Rishnai
Rishnai

12 years ago

1 minute, 19 seconds.

I fail to see why, if the raptor and I are chained to different posts as per the diagram, I can't just go to the end of my chain and drag the bed towards the shotgun until I can reach it, them do me some raptor hunting. If our chains are attached to different points, there is surely a small space where I can go that the raptor can't, since the circles aren't concentric.

Totally nerding it up over here. Geometry + velociraptors = a meal to rival full-grown, fresh-caught gator meat.

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

To me the way it's looking is the raptor has a long neck... I'll dine with you on that one though, still have to kill and eat a gator... I reckon a big axe or some such is enough... Maybe just a toothpick if I'm feeling adventurous...

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Steamdnt
Steamdnt

Reply 12 years ago

If you have time, the Death Touch could always work. Then again, waiting three days for Subdural Hematoma to form could be a bit dangerous.

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darth acexxacer
darth acexxacer

Reply 12 years ago

well depends the Shaolin warriors had several "Death Touches" or Dim Mak some take several days while others are instant. I know 2 but I've heard that there is 20+

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Steamdnt
Steamdnt

Reply 12 years ago

Yes, there are a lot of different variations, and different effects.

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

Thanks for the bump! :D

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Steamdnt
Steamdnt

Reply 12 years ago

Is Instructables a bumpable system?

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

I was being sarcastic. You and Darth have bumped an old topic, with no point intended...

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darth acexxacer
darth acexxacer

Reply 12 years ago

the last post was a week ago I highly doubt that that counts as a "bump"

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

Any comment automatically "bumps" the thread. It makes the thread show up under recent activity.

Snap, I just bumped it.

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knoxarama
knoxarama

Reply 12 years ago

is bumping condagious? i dont want to catch a bump. maybey a pump or a lump, but not a bump. so tell me stump, can i get a bump?

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 12 years ago

Jump, Jump! Get over the hump! Shake your rump, but not down in the dump, or down in the sump. Don't be a chump! -Forrest Gump