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How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answered

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kevinhannan
kevinhannan

9 years ago

None - the woodchuck wasn't in a Union and the Boss laid him off.

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Wolf Seril
Wolf Seril

9 years ago

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=How+much+would+could+a+woodchuck+chuck+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood%3F

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iceng
iceng

9 years ago

I'm no woodchuck but I did chuck a cord of 16" oak wood out of a truck
last evening.

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Re-design
Re-design

9 years ago

It is a scientific fact that a woodchuck can chuck wood but they don't actually like wood, so they don't chuck any wood.

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kelseymh
kelseymh

9 years ago

Moved. Next time it'll be flagged.

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frollard
frollard

9 years ago

3 teaspoons per lightyear.

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lemonie
lemonie

9 years ago


27.45 cubic metres.

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aelias36
aelias36

9 years ago

The woodchucks on lathes can actually throw wood pretty far if you cut the spinning wood down the middle. The amount of wood the woodchuck would chuck would be proportionate to the speed of the lathe, and the size of the wood.