I got a Toaster, what to do with it? Answered

What does a toaster consist of:

1. A shell with 2 or 4 slots.
2. A nice spring that weaponizes toast and impales them into ceilings
3. A heating element
4. A spring loaded cage with a *trigger*
5. A timer.

What can you do with those things?

i got a really GOOD idea and its soooooooo original!!!! you could make toast in it and eat it!!!

a little late but im sure this will help.

Do what it says someplace on here.

LOL LOL LOL!!! This is to funny. First flying toast, then pacman art on toast(or any other design).

Rearrange the heating coils inside so that it toasts a vague outline of the virgin Mary, then sell pieces of toast on eBay.

Ok, I got it create an advanced bread hopper system then attach it to the toaster and attach the toaster to a GOLDEN AK-47 then run it all off a bunch of watch battery's (just because). Then you can create world peace and end hunger by feeding everyone in the world toast all day!!!

I have provided a complex set of blueprints below

I'll be expecting my Nobel peace prize any minute

try this one

https://www.instructables.com/id/EW87GETF176TTFT/

Make it do something else entirely, like just throw the toast right back out after two or three seconds at high velocity.

Or you could get one of those key chains that record 15 seconds of audio and play it back, get it to say ouch or something like that (or the classic `I dont like it` from little Brittan) when someone presses the lever.

Or get it to burn a bio hazard symbol into peoples` breakfast and see how many still eat it. (Or `insert butter here` or `this side up` on both sides).

Happy toasting,
Andy

Arrange the coils so that it burns a symbol into the toast...i saw a tutorial on how to do this somewhere.

Use it as a load bank for an electical generator you have yet to build. L

BLOW IT UP!! ...or did you already do that?

you could use the heating elemant as a wepon of painful burn marks to scare off robbers and stuff to protect your rights of being a human or just to hurt your little sister

The last few toasters we discarded I dissected and removed the nichrome heating elements for ... purposes to be determined later (IIRC, I had in mind a sort of mini-kiln for doing copper enameling.) You COULD make toast (someone had to say it.) (you DO mean a device for toasting bread, and not that somewhat famous Amiga peripheral for video editing/creation?)

I have always wanted to do an internet toasted, one of the greatest internet memes. I think the original burned a weather prediction pattern? It could check how the world stockmarkets went overnight and burn a graph of symbol for increase/decrease. Not a massive fan of playing around with 240V projects though.