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I got a Toaster, what to do with it? Answered

Hello, this would be my first post here by the way.
anyways, i just got myself a perfectally working toaster. what should i do with it? i already put a *big* spring into it and it shoots toast like... 3 feet up. LOL

so, have any ideas what i can do with my, now toast flinging toaster?

Thanks
~Twisted

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overblast
overblast

8 years ago

What does a toaster consist of:

1. A shell with 2 or 4 slots.
2. A nice spring that weaponizes toast and impales them into ceilings
3. A heating element
4. A spring loaded cage with a *trigger*
5. A timer.

What can you do with those things?

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teaaddict314
teaaddict314

13 years ago

i got a really GOOD idea and its soooooooo original!!!! you could make toast in it and eat it!!!

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overblast
overblast

Reply 8 years ago

Nope. The toast is stuck to the ceiling...

(you said, "i got a really GOOD idea and its soooooooo original!!!! you could make toast in it and eat it!!!")

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biggunner
biggunner

Reply 13 years ago

lol

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arribostras
arribostras

Reply 13 years ago

use it as a handwarmer

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 13 years ago

Use Ctrl+F and type in "pop" and the second entry is the one to read.

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Top Dog
Top Dog

13 years ago

LOL LOL LOL!!! This is to funny. First flying toast, then pacman art on toast(or any other design).

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Jafafa Hots
Jafafa Hots

13 years ago

Rearrange the heating coils inside so that it toasts a vague outline of the virgin Mary, then sell pieces of toast on eBay.

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TheCheese9921
TheCheese9921

13 years ago

Ok, I got it create an advanced bread hopper system then attach it to the toaster and attach the toaster to a GOLDEN AK-47 then run it all off a bunch of watch battery's (just because). Then you can create world peace and end hunger by feeding everyone in the world toast all day!!!

I have provided a complex set of blueprints below

I'll be expecting my Nobel peace prize any minute

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andy
andy

13 years ago

Make it do something else entirely, like just throw the toast right back out after two or three seconds at high velocity.

Or you could get one of those key chains that record 15 seconds of audio and play it back, get it to say ouch or something like that (or the classic `I dont like it` from little Brittan) when someone presses the lever.

Or get it to burn a bio hazard symbol into peoples` breakfast and see how many still eat it. (Or `insert butter here` or `this side up` on both sides).

Happy toasting,
Andy

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Weissensteinburg
Weissensteinburg

14 years ago

Arrange the coils so that it burns a symbol into the toast...i saw a tutorial on how to do this somewhere.

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Brennn10
Brennn10

Reply 13 years ago

Yea, I was thinking it as well. Make it say curse words. That would be hilarious. Or just a Disney Character. Your choice.

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lemonie
lemonie

13 years ago

Use it as a load bank for an electical generator you have yet to build. L

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McNostril
McNostril

13 years ago

BLOW IT UP!! ...or did you already do that?

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joedacoolguy
joedacoolguy

14 years ago

you could use the heating elemant as a wepon of painful burn marks to scare off robbers and stuff to protect your rights of being a human or just to hurt your little sister

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westfw
westfw

14 years ago

The last few toasters we discarded I dissected and removed the nichrome heating elements for ... purposes to be determined later (IIRC, I had in mind a sort of mini-kiln for doing copper enameling.) You COULD make toast (someone had to say it.) (you DO mean a device for toasting bread, and not that somewhat famous Amiga peripheral for video editing/creation?)

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trialex
trialex

14 years ago

I have always wanted to do an internet toasted, one of the greatest internet memes. I think the original burned a weather prediction pattern? It could check how the world stockmarkets went overnight and burn a graph of symbol for increase/decrease. Not a massive fan of playing around with 240V projects though.