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I will try to be back by Friday 6/13/08 or Sat 6/14/08 Answered

Ok, well I have to take a special shower with this specially skunk oil smelling antiseptic liquid soap, and again in about 6 hours, when I get up, before rushing into the hospital.....Good night all.....be back in about a week or so....

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LinuxH4x0r
LinuxH4x0r

11 years ago

Welcome back ~~Cotter~~ Goodhart!

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 11 years ago

Are you back too?!

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LinuxH4x0r
LinuxH4x0r

Reply 11 years ago

Only one more day of driving. I'll be back tonite

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Thanks :-)

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Patrik
Patrik

11 years ago

IT'S ALIVE - ALIIIVE!! Sorry, Frankenstein moment there... Welcome back, Goodhart, we all missed you! How are you feeling - still damn sore, I suspect?

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

A bit sore, a bit disoriented (my typing fingers refuse to type correctly and I must type most words at least twice), but mostly a bit breathless. Any little thing makes me feel that way, and sitting in our less then clean living room does it if I don't move.

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PKM
PKM

Reply 11 years ago

Hey, Goodhart has a good heart once more. I can lay off the puns with you back! WB :)

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Oh but they are so much fun.....especially when you can just imagine the face of the person reading it LOL

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 11 years ago

I can imagine Kiteman's face at a pun:

<groan>

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 11 years ago

Sort of ...

:-/

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 11 years ago

Hehe, it's just that this one time when GH made a pun, you went

<groan>

and I've never forgotten it.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

I like visual puns too:

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Flumpkins
Flumpkins

Reply 11 years ago

I don't really get it, but it's still hysterical

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Look under her eyes, the mascara is the makeup around the eyes, and underneath they have little legs that look like they are running (when a woman's mascara runs, it dibbles down her face)

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chooseausername
chooseausername

Reply 11 years ago

did you click on the picture to see it in larger ? =o)

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 11 years ago

lol

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Flumpkins
Flumpkins

11 years ago

Umm.... do you like pie?

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NachoMahma
NachoMahma

Reply 11 years ago

. He does grow on ya, doesn't he? If you had told me earlier that I would miss his puns, I would have laughed at you ... but I really do miss them.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

He does! He really really does. It's funny, the exact same thing is true for me. I miss his puns too! Never thought I'd say that. :D

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 11 years ago

Hmmn....It seems Nacho and Adrian(*Erhem* Adrianna )will have to team up to fill the void GoodHart left. No one ever likes the back-ups, but you two can pull it off for at least a week........

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Just be careful how far you backup....a lens grinder once backed into his machine and made a spectacle of himself LOL

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Like the butcher that backed into the hamburger grinder and got a little behind in his work :-)

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Weissensteinburg
Weissensteinburg

Reply 11 years ago

Where do you get all of these?

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Long ago, I read a bunch of old joke books, some of them are still funny :-) well, I think so anyways.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

You sound just like my little brother, he reads old joke books, trivia books and readers digests...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Remember though, an old joke book for me is from the 30's-40's, while old to him may be more like from the 1960's - '70's LOL

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Heh. That's true, that's about the era he reads from...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

ah, yes - the BOB jokes ( what do you call someone in a pool with no arms nor legs? BOB ) and the Elephant jokes: ( how do you know if an Elephant has been in your refrigerator? - All the peanut butter is gone and there are footprints in the butter) and the infamous Mommy Mommy jokes: ( Mommy, mommy, I am tired of spinning about in circles ! - Shut up, or I will nail your OTHER foot down too ! ) etc, ad nausium

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

there were whole books devoted to those "jokes" :-)

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Really though, I use past experience more than established jokes . . .

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Weissensteinburg
Weissensteinburg

Reply 11 years ago

And some of them...never were funny!

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

matter of opinion and one's point of view ;-) i.e. how much of a sense of humor one has LOL

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Grow on you, eh? You mean like mold ? LOL

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Awwww, how sweet :-)

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Kiteman
Kiteman

11 years ago

Luck? Who needs luck? You'll be fine.

Quietly crosses fingers.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

You're right, it wasn't luck I needed.....just one of the best surgeon's in the area....I mean, who want's second best? :-)

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Brennn10
Brennn10

Reply 11 years ago

Which hospital did you get your surgery done at?

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

The hospital is called the General Hospital. Downtown Lancaster.

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 11 years ago

GH went to the GH?!!

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 11 years ago

Wa-hay! He's alive! Welcome back, GH - I hope you're sitting up to type? We all wish you a speedy and uneventful recuperation.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Sitting up? Well, I am NOT laying on my chest for sure ;-) and flat on my back is not really doable yet either. Thank you...

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 11 years ago

Great to have you back! I'll give you 4 days and then the Torah, Talmud, and Mishnah questions resume!!!

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Thank you, and well, if I feel up to it, I will answer as best as I can (glad you didn't mention Zohar, I am a little rusty on that and the rest of Kabbalah.

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

11 years ago

Did you remember to ask the Doc when you woke up, "Can I play the piano or the tuba?" The Doc goes, "Sure, you can!" Then you go, "Gee, that's funny, I couldn't play those things before!" Hold on a sec, I don't think we are supposed to make you laugh yet...the puns have been backed up for a week, here's to a speedy recovery.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Tis ok to laugh (so, just let me know when you are starting, so I know - aww, that was really bad of me, I am sorry, just teasing) Thanks, I hope the bone heals fast also.

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 11 years ago

You went in to get your funny bone fixed?

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

No, just appended to :-)