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If you had $1,000,000 Answered

If you had $1,000,000 that you couldn't spend but had to give away (to a non-realitive) who or what would you give it to. Whether its a charity or a company or whatever be creative.

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thematthatter
thematthatter

8 years ago

i would buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that's cruel.

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 8 years ago

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 8 years ago

They were just out of stock at the PX. Some nerdish chap in a green bowtie got the last one.

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 8 years ago

It was "Pay day Activities" and his class A's were in the cleaners.

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monsterlego
monsterlego

8 years ago

i would buy you a monkey, haven't you always wanted a monkey?

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Josehf Murchison
Josehf Murchison

8 years ago

I have one of those bills Walmart didn’t find it funny when I tried to buy something with it.

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ThePregergater
ThePregergater

Reply 8 years ago

hahaha that actually funny. did u really try that.

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Josehf Murchison
Josehf Murchison

Reply 8 years ago

Some guy tried it at a walmart and went to jail.
I did go to a teller I knew at my bank and asked her to make change jokingly, she just laughed.

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kelseymh
kelseymh

8 years ago

I would buy you a house.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 8 years ago

(Care to enlighten a pop-culture n00b on the reference?)

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 8 years ago

What is this "pop-culture" of which you speak?

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 8 years ago

What a great question. The term "pop-culture" is English for schadenfreude, and refers to the satisfaction and superiority one feels which observing the social missteps, ignorance and poor judgement demonstrated by minor musicians, singers and actors.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 8 years ago

*chortle*

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 8 years ago

It's a little bit funny...

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 8 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTK57dJc_pU

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 8 years ago

Barenaked Ladies, "If I Had A Million Dollars." They're Canadian, eh?

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Kiteman
Kiteman

8 years ago

It would be a happy few hours launching paper aeroplanes (made from cash) from a blimp over a city.