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It's my birthday! Answered

it's my birthday today, the 19th of may... I'm 18 and well have been around for around 18 years now. Even jackalopes have birthdays, granted people would find them to be bizarre and fear inducing events we do have them, along with horns. The guys in the chatroom will be glad of this, every time we were talking it's ended up with me launching in to brithday excitement, I didn't have much of one last year so... It's also coming up on my instructabirthday... I know it was absolutely childish to have a forum post but who cares...

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

It's two ewes...

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TheDeadChemist
TheDeadChemist

Reply 12 years ago

It doesn't make sense to me tough A-pea-burp-day-ewes??? That just doesn't make sense...

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

A-pea-burp-hay-two-ewes.

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TheDeadChemist
TheDeadChemist

Reply 12 years ago

Thanks for clearing that up. I fell rather stupid now....

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

English accents... Some people would say " AH-PY BIRFDAY" and such, the ewes presumably refer to You's another common grammatical innacuracy throughout the UK, like you lot may become " YOU'S UNS"

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

said the blind man, to the deaf man...

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

...do you?

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Patrik
Patrik

Reply 12 years ago

Worse, I read... :-P

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!Andrew_Modder!
!Andrew_Modder!

12 years ago

no way!! happy b day lol mines on the 21st!! =D may b-days kick butt lol

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benthekahn
benthekahn

Reply 12 years ago

My sisters is on the 21st!

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Cheers, Indeed they do...

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Yerboogieman
Yerboogieman

12 years ago

sorry, a little late but happy birthday, and dont be like my brother and smoke tobacco out of a hookah in a wendys parking lot and have the cops find a pipe with residue in it...

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Thanks, err no I managed not to do those things all at once, I did get questioned about the drunkenness and the disorder of our group, it was soon decided best leave us alone...

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

12 years ago

Nice one, that's great, I think I've got a decent way to degrade the apparently degradeable ones now, just need to do some experimenting...

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Doctor What
Doctor What

12 years ago

Happy birthday! 20 days ago...

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guyfrom7up
guyfrom7up

12 years ago

Happy Birthday! Enjoy being 18 ;)

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

not much difference, just everything is legal... now I'll have to resort to serious criminal actions to get my fill

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guyfrom7up
guyfrom7up

Reply 12 years ago

big marks: 16, driving, working, etc 18, more stuff becomes legal 21, legally ;) being able to drink

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Umm nope here it's: 16 smoking and lottery oh and scooters 17 driving and sex 18 drinking, pretty much everything...

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

Driving and sex?! Like...at the same time?!

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Oh aye only way to live keith... Err noone ever really obeys the law on the sex one, ti's more there as a rule to define the legal age of consent to stop creepy perverts being able to talk their way out of prosecution...

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

Hah, you missed out for a year - sex is legal from 16!

(You have to be 21 to drive a tank. Thanks to various changes in driving licence regulations, I have a full driving licence for normal cars, and a provisional licence for steam rollers and military tanks.)

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

The law changed kiteman, to 17, it used to be staggered in the oddest fashion, on your 18th butt stuff was the big thing... 17 for everything now,

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

>doh<

I keep forgetting - same time-zone, different country.

(Different century south of the border - I only ever visited once, it was like travelling back to 1950 or 1940, but in a good way.)

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

lol I found out that about two weeks ago we finally fell in line with you lot... which is kinda funny, on the upside I was never missing out... an illegal activity you say, well that sounds like a jolly good laugh...

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 12 years ago

Do you ever legally get to own a gun? My 12 year old and my 14 year old have quite a collection, but they have to be registered in my name until they are 18. (21 for the handguns)

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Umm i think that's at 16 for air rifles and for shotguns, however you pretty much need to be a farmer here to own a gun... Handguns are very unlikely to be legal, the troubles meant that we have very tight security surrounding guns and gun laws...

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xACIDITYx
xACIDITYx

Reply 12 years ago

Actually, in the US, the 16 driving age was suspended to now being 18 if you were born '95 and after. I just made the cut, but my sister has to wait until she's 18 XD.

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westfw
westfw

Reply 12 years ago

Not completely accurate. In most states there is some form of "provisional permit" ("learner's permit") and/or "provisional license" you can get before age 18 that has additional restrictions from a normal license. Here are the CA rules.

I have mixed feelings. Apparently the (relatively new) rules have cut down on teen driving fatalities quite a lot. OTOH, some of the restrictions are particularly inconvenient (no non-adult passengers, for instance, so no driving your brother to school with you...) And I find it ... amusing ... how many of the requirements for training classes, supervised driving time, and so on, suddenly disappear at age 18. (On the third hand, I didn't get my license till I was 18 anyway, so...)

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

This "Card" is actually for "older" persons (those of us in our so called declining years), but I thought you would enjoy the humor behind it (I hope this works):

Birthday Card for KJL by the B'Day Boyz

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Umm just sends me to a signup please page... thanks for the apparently enjoyable card...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Oh crud.....I think I have to send it directly to an Email Address, sorry. I thought I could get away with using one sent to me.

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

There's probably a way to but we're just not that good...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

No, I get in by way of a signon. Let me check something though......

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

12 years ago

You're 18 now huh? Guess now you'll have to find something more extreme than wrestling alligators and outswimming piranhas... I suppose you'll have to find a breakfast tougher than Nails without any milk. Throw out that needle bed and find yourself something more painful You're extreeem!!!!!

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

I will, I'm going with a hot coal bed, furnished with spikes... I have my new breakfast, consisting of kevlar O's, titanium, X's and diamond smiley faces. As for the extreme thing, I'm going to have stomach and back surgery...

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xACIDITYx
xACIDITYx

12 years ago

Whoops, must have missed this thread or something.

Anyway,

Happy Birthday, Killerjackalope!

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ll.13
ll.13

12 years ago

You're only 18?!...... xD happy birthday anyways

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

how did you get confused... thankyou...

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ll.13
ll.13

Reply 12 years ago

I thought you were older! =D like, already 18, maybe 19

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ledzep567
ledzep567

12 years ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KILERJACKALOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, now that you are 18, what illegal activities are you going to paticipate in now?

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joejoerowley
joejoerowley

12 years ago

18 revolutions around the sun! Congratulations! In July it will be my 15th. :)