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I've been at it again, in washington.
Well after my trip to linuxhaxors house and wrecking his fence I went to washington on my way back to put shampoo in sunbank's coffee but didn't stop there, I got a little randy and have started a new plague in washington university, my spawn have run wild all over the campus attacking students and bicycles, apparently the cause of the attacks are because my young uns are so damn cute that people try and get close to them, causing them to charge.
You can't even get near the fountain... Bent bikes, slashed tyres and broken shins are the order of the day.
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12 years ago
oh no
SEND IN........ATOMIC TANK!!!!!
Reply 12 years ago
as in
12 years ago
damn it you should've brought me LM's XP disk. i live in tacoma
Reply 12 years ago
Tacoma? Howabout a three person instructacon!
Reply 12 years ago
turkish instructacon please!i can be your guide there
Reply 12 years ago
We could have it at Jerisich Park and the adjacent Skansie Brothers Park! That would be sweet.
Reply 12 years ago
Add sunny to your list and thats 4 people! Woo!
Reply 12 years ago
W00t!
Reply 12 years ago
4 whole people!
Reply 12 years ago
Woohoo!
*Dances.*
Reply 12 years ago
huh?
12 years ago
We drove by WSU the other day buy I didn't see any jackalopes sadly :( lol
13 years ago
Somebody needs to photoshop that picture to bring out your true killer nature.
Reply 13 years ago
Yes it's already a fake I've been working on making it killerjackalope, I thought this was an excellent page, read the discalimer for full understanding...
Reply 12 years ago
It needs fangs, very long fangs. And spikes across its back and its eyes need to be red, blood red.
Reply 12 years ago
Yes dear...
Reply 12 years ago
One question, what do you do if one bites you?
Reply 12 years ago
Play dead, or keep a bottle of jack handy, let it drink it and hit it with the bottle, it wont stop it for long but it'll confuse it a bit...
Reply 12 years ago
I know to do that, but does anything bad happen if one bites you?
Reply 12 years ago
Your skin will rot into an ever-expanding cavity of puss, venom, and dead flesh at the bite mark, so treat it like a Brown Recluse Spider bite, just add some Meat Tenderizer and it should heal in about two to three weeks.
Reply 12 years ago
How would you know.
Reply 12 years ago
Because that avatar is actually part of his medical records... ;-)
Reply 12 years ago
Reply 12 years ago
*shudders in remembrance*
It happened...
TO ME!!
Reply 12 years ago
Well my leg, I mean the squirrel, no, the deer, looks more like it was bit by a Gila Monster, Not a brown recluse.
Reply 12 years ago
A friend of mine had a mounted Jackalope head mounted on a plaque. I was very nicely constructed too. A real taxidermist did it, not some machine.
13 years ago
What? did I miss something!? -You're in yankeeland.... you saw linuxhaxor and sunbanks..?
Reply 13 years ago
Jokes about stuff thats happened, linux got his fence wrecked and there was talk of blaming me... Then I had to sneak in to sunbanks house and put shampoo in her shower...
Reply 12 years ago
You sneaked into a house to put shampoo in a shower???
Reply 12 years ago
And to put shampoo in sunbank's coffee...
Reply 12 years ago
oh, now that is nasty.
Reply 12 years ago
She gave me meaty coffee...
Reply 12 years ago
I am not sure what that is, but is doesn't sound as bad. I got a real thing about any "soap" in my mouth ever since I was a youngin (I wonder WHO could have caused that ?)
Reply 12 years ago
No shampoo in the coffee is awful, many mornings my coffee accompanies me to the shower, after the shampoo incident I simpy started washing my hair in the sink when I shaved, which actually saves a bit of water, the downside is that you see how dirty your hair was...
Reply 12 years ago
PSSST!!! ( ix-nay on the -hairtalk-ay around Goodhart!....uh.....ey)
Oh! Uh..hey there Goodhart!!!!
Reply 12 years ago
He has hair... besides you still need to use shampoo without hair, ever seen a bald with dandruff, it's not pretty...
Reply 12 years ago
*shrug* you got me.....that is where I KEEP my shampoo, in the shower stall. *shrug*
Reply 12 years ago
My house to be exact.
12 years ago
Why didn't I see this before?
Reply 12 years ago
i don't really know...
Reply 12 years ago
I should have... I never even knew about it until you mentioned it!
12 years ago
its the killer rabbit from montey python and the holy grail! someone get the holy hand grenade of oscarith.
book of armament, tomb 2 (chemical damage) psalm 12.1
and oscar set out to help his people! he mixed sodium chlorate and sugar at a 3:1 ratio, and poured the fine powder into its holy container. and the land feasted on moose, and sardines, and veal chops, and steak, and hamburgers etc
psalm 12.2
to use: liftest thine holy hand grenade of oscarith over thine head, gently wind up, and throw it at thine enemy so he be smitten with oscar's incendiary bomb. utilize caution, as the holy hand grenade of oscarith is percussion detonated, and shalt blast thine enemy to a smoky carcass
Reply 12 years ago
Tech king you cracketh me up...