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I've been at it again, in washington. Answered

Well after my trip to linuxhaxors house and wrecking his fence I went to washington on my way back to put shampoo in sunbank's coffee but didn't stop there, I got a little randy and have started a new plague in washington university, my spawn have run wild all over the campus attacking students and bicycles, apparently the cause of the attacks are because my young uns are so damn cute that people try and get close to them, causing them to charge.

You can't even get near the fountain... Bent bikes, slashed tyres and broken shins are the order of the day.

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Derin
Derin

12 years ago

oh no
SEND IN........ATOMIC TANK!!!!!

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Derin
Derin

Reply 12 years ago

as in

heavy-weapon-atomic-tank_52.jpg
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Yerboogieman
Yerboogieman

12 years ago

damn it you should've brought me LM's XP disk. i live in tacoma

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Doctor What
Doctor What

Reply 12 years ago

Tacoma? Howabout a three person instructacon!

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Derin
Derin

Reply 12 years ago

turkish instructacon please!i can be your guide there

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

Add sunny to your list and thats 4 people! Woo!

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 12 years ago

4 whole people!

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

12 years ago

We drove by WSU the other day buy I didn't see any jackalopes sadly :( lol

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Kiteman
Kiteman

13 years ago

Somebody needs to photoshop that picture to bring out your true killer nature.

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

Yes it's already a fake I've been working on making it killerjackalope, I thought this was an excellent page, read the discalimer for full understanding...

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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

It needs fangs, very long fangs. And spikes across its back and its eyes need to be red, blood red.

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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

One question, what do you do if one bites you?

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Play dead, or keep a bottle of jack handy, let it drink it and hit it with the bottle, it wont stop it for long but it'll confuse it a bit...

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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

I know to do that, but does anything bad happen if one bites you?

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

Your skin will rot into an ever-expanding cavity of puss, venom, and dead flesh at the bite mark, so treat it like a Brown Recluse Spider bite, just add some Meat Tenderizer and it should heal in about two to three weeks.

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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

How would you know.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

Because that avatar is actually part of his medical records... ;-)

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

"Here's your tea Mr. Bun bun" "Mr. Bun bun?" "AAAhhhhh!!1!" <\flashback>

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

*shudders in remembrance*
It happened...

TO ME!!

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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

Well my leg, I mean the squirrel, no, the deer, looks more like it was bit by a Gila Monster, Not a brown recluse.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

A friend of mine had a mounted Jackalope head mounted on a plaque. I was very nicely constructed too. A real taxidermist did it, not some machine.

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ll.13
ll.13

13 years ago

What? did I miss something!? -You're in yankeeland.... you saw linuxhaxor and sunbanks..?

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

Jokes about stuff thats happened, linux got his fence wrecked and there was talk of blaming me... Then I had to sneak in to sunbanks house and put shampoo in her shower...

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

You sneaked into a house to put shampoo in a shower???

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

And to put shampoo in sunbank's coffee...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

oh, now that is nasty.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

I am not sure what that is, but is doesn't sound as bad. I got a real thing about any "soap" in my mouth ever since I was a youngin (I wonder WHO could have caused that ?)

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

No shampoo in the coffee is awful, many mornings my coffee accompanies me to the shower, after the shampoo incident I simpy started washing my hair in the sink when I shaved, which actually saves a bit of water, the downside is that you see how dirty your hair was...

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

PSSST!!! ( ix-nay on the -hairtalk-ay around Goodhart!....uh.....ey)

Oh! Uh..hey there Goodhart!!!!

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

He has hair... besides you still need to use shampoo without hair, ever seen a bald with dandruff, it's not pretty...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

*shrug* you got me.....that is where I KEEP my shampoo, in the shower stall. *shrug*

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 12 years ago

My house to be exact.

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

12 years ago

Why didn't I see this before?

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 12 years ago

I should have... I never even knew about it until you mentioned it!

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tech-king
tech-king

12 years ago

its the killer rabbit from montey python and the holy grail! someone get the holy hand grenade of oscarith.
book of armament, tomb 2 (chemical damage) psalm 12.1
and oscar set out to help his people! he mixed sodium chlorate and sugar at a 3:1 ratio, and poured the fine powder into its holy container. and the land feasted on moose, and sardines, and veal chops, and steak, and hamburgers etc
psalm 12.2
to use: liftest thine holy hand grenade of oscarith over thine head, gently wind up, and throw it at thine enemy so he be smitten with oscar's incendiary bomb. utilize caution, as the holy hand grenade of oscarith is percussion detonated, and shalt blast thine enemy to a smoky carcass

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Tech king you cracketh me up...