Just for fun! Answered
I noticed we neither have a section, nor a thread for fun stuff, so I just made one ;)
Let me give you something fun to think about, then you can add more funny stuff so we all have a good laugh :)
The invisible man - a really old story!
There is a man, thausands and thausands of year old, some even say he is as old as time itself.
One day the old guy got really bored and decided to do something new.
A few days of hard work and within a week he created the universe and all we know.
To make it less boring he also decided to add some humans to it.
After all, why would you need a TV if you can have it all life.
Not long and those humans figured it all out and were really greatful for all the hard work done.
So in return they accepted some ground rules, ten of them to be precise.
Big buildings were built and everyone also needed some tokens to show how much he loves his god.
Many years later some guy came along and got interested in this almighty guy everyone now called "god".
"What does he do?"
"Oh! He loves you and watches you every minute of your life!"
"Nice! And what does he expect from me?"
"Just follow the rules and read his book if you feel troubled."
"There is a book too?"
"Certainly is and you can have one for just 10 bucks."
"And who is he and what would happen if I break the rules?"
"God is all powerful, wise, loving and forgiving but if you break the rules you will end in a pit of fire and pain for eternity!"
"Oh, that much trouble if I break the rules... Can I fix it if I did?"
"God always loves you and will forgive you!"
"Hmm, just to make sure that I got it right, let me sum it all up:
There is an invisible guy living in the sky, he watches every single one down here every minute of the day.
He is all powerful, almighty, all loving and the most forgiving guy you can find.
But he needs money.
Why do you collect moneyfor him if he never eats, sleeps, drinks or has any fun and also states there is no need for riches?"