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KITEMAN has died... Answered

RANDOFO has exhaustion, NACHO has drowned, and GMJHOWE has dysentery (and measles. And cholera. Idk why it has a hate on for him, but it sure does...)

>_<

When I first saw that Nacho and Kiteman had died, I started to freak, then remembered it was just a cruddy little simulation.

I gotta stop naming my trail buddies after people I know. It's too traumatic.

You remember the ORIGINAL Oregon Trail, yes? Not the sissy versions with their fancy-pants "gui"s and "icons" - I mean the Real Gamer's OT.

It's baaack!

You can play it online and relive all those wonderful memories! Linky You probably already know about this one, but I'm sharing it anyway! :D

Whether you name your people after enemies and drive them to the brink (as cameron says - Tiny meals, Grueling pace, and NO REST. MAN UP.), or name them after friends and loved ones and pamper them, there's just something about playing Oregon Trail...

Which way do you play? Bataan death march, or 4 month exclusive get-away mobile spa for pioneers?

There are a couple things I don't get about the game, however. Like what's with the "peperony and cheese"? And how come all the names are in all caps?

You clicked on 992 lbs of this forum topic, but can only carry 100 lbs back to the wagon.

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Derin
Derin

11 years ago

Omfg,it says I'm dead...

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Derin
Derin

Reply 11 years ago

OH NO ERIC DIED

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Derin
Derin

Reply 11 years ago

You died.

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Derin
Derin

Reply 11 years ago

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Kiteman
Kiteman

11 years ago

I'm... dead?

I'm pleased to report that I didn't feel a thing. I'm also rather pleasantly surprised to find that I was wrong - there is an afterlife, although it seems to be very similar to the one I just left...

...and you're all here as well...

>eep!<

The world ended and we've all been killed and the afterlife is actually the internet!

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lemonie
lemonie

Reply 11 years ago

I haven't thought that I was living in "reality" for a while, think I died too... L

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 11 years ago

I KNEW IT!

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tech-king
tech-king

Reply 11 years ago

cool. i like this afterlife...... i dont see oscar anywhere though :-( im kinda sad about that. you know, i could get used to this afterlife. i regret never winning my highschools exposcience or the windmill contest though.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Somehow that reminds me of the following (at around 2:33-2:45)



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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 11 years ago

Why have I never seen that before??

That is genuinelyLOL.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 11 years ago

Cool, thanks.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

He's a maker....see my next video below....I have invited him....whether he has any time to visit or not, I don't know, but that would be really cool.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

HEY! He's a MAKER TOO !!!


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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

I like Walter too ;-)

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Rock Soldier
Rock Soldier

Reply 11 years ago

Am I there?

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 11 years ago

It sounds like it...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

11 years ago

peperony and cheese (did you mean Pepperoni? )

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NachoMahma
NachoMahma

Reply 11 years ago

. See the 5th pic (the tombstone) in the OP.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Ah, I see, I missed that :-)

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Blackadder
Blackadder

Reply 11 years ago

The joke behind the "Peperony and cheese" refers to a popular 80's ad for Tombstone Pizza. A guy is lined up in front of a firing squad, and is asked "What do you want on your tombstone?" He answers "sausage and pepperoni," or possibly some other pizza topping. (It's been a long time since I've seen it."

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Ahh, a mystery solved! Thanks! :)

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Yes, I recall (vaguely) that commercial :-)

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jakee117
jakee117

11 years ago

that title for this post scarede me for a second XD

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=SMART=
=SMART=

11 years ago

I got about 1/3 of the way through then I accidentaly googled something in the same tab :( not amused Was fun while it lasted What happens at the end ? Has anyone here completed it ?

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

I have, there's just a scoreboard if you reach oregon...

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lemonie
lemonie

11 years ago

That's interesting, I got as far as the store and decided "I am not going to go through this for some mild-amusement". Upon quitting I am left with a buzzing noise like a fat bumble-bee. Similar to the day I listened to badger-mushroom for nearly an hour to see if I'd get sick of it, I'm tempted to leave it. But no, I'm going to try to get rid of it...

L

(and I turned the sound off)

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Awwwwwwwwww.

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lemonie
lemonie

Reply 11 years ago

I've got other games I can change names on, fill-in: "-was great!" "-has broken down" "-looks too intense for me" "X people have died in an accident on-" "I'm not paying that much to-" L

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

ROLLER COASTER TYCOON FTW!

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lemonie
lemonie

Reply 11 years ago

Yep! Lithium Rain would make a good name for a roller-coaster...? L

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

OooooOOooo! Yes! :D

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lemonie
lemonie

Reply 11 years ago

Hmm, maybe if I installed it again... L

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Time to break out RCT 3!! ... Aw man. :'-( I lost the cds! Where did I put them?!

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rachel
rachel

11 years ago

OMG I got this in my subscription email -- you SCARED me!

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

It didn't do my heart any good either :-)

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 11 years ago

She scared you - how do you think I felt?

Last time I googled my real name, the first two pages were articles reporting my death... :-/

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Sawry, sawry.

Sorry.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Hahahahaha! Sorry! :D

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

11 years ago

ooo! Gotta play it.... AND KILL YOU FOR NOT MAKING A CHARACTER THATS ME!!!

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

What, I told bumpus already anybody going with me is a GONER...

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 11 years ago

Sooo?

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

So...you'd follow me to the death?

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 11 years ago

If I had nothing better going
and it was a computer simulation
:D

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xACIDITYx
xACIDITYx

11 years ago

"...the devil's own browser..."

It works perfectly fine in Firefox 3.0.9.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Yes, I forgot to update after bumpus told me. :D

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CameronSS
CameronSS

Reply 11 years ago

And you still haven't.

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Rock Soldier
Rock Soldier

11 years ago

I see I wasn't in your little "adventure" An a brighter note, a thief stole ALL my oxen, and no one would trade me an oxen.