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K'NEX war log entry 1 Answered

I'm gonna be doing a knex war log every week till 2010 so here it is. 9/27/09 It's terrible. The world has gone to war. Every boy 10-20 has been called to war. The battle between KI and Instructables has gone too far. Forum topics have been flooded with hate comments and spam. They took it too far. Now everybody who builds knex guns has taken over the company and stole all the knex they could find. There isn't a knexer out there who has less than 100 guns. I myself have 134. We all have our own vehicles to hide our weapons and transport. 9/28/09 Here i was, at the front line. 2 sidearms, a rifle and sniper. I couldn't believe the difference of age and size of the army of KI. Then a FIRE was shouted and plastic rained out of the sky. I myself had a BR-18 and brutally emptied it on the enemy. I hit 12 guys and knocked them out. Now knex guns aren't harmful but we molded our knex and made them metal so they could pack a punch. And we added carefully made rubber bands specificly so powerful that you could break a bone. That was the objective. The war continued till we called in the SR-V2 men. They surrenderd as soon as never. They kept on the fire. Now, with a BR-18 that could break bones, a SR-V2 was especially feared. To be continued...

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cj81499
cj81499

11 years ago

lol you barley have enough knex to build 1 gun nowhere near 134 unless they are verry tiny block triggers of course

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NYPA
NYPA

Reply 11 years ago

But who can build the BR-18?

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travw
travw

Reply 11 years ago

Everyone.

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NYPA
NYPA

Reply 11 years ago

cj81499 can't.

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

I can't either, I need 2 tires.

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NYPA
NYPA

Reply 11 years ago

Really? I CAN build it, but it required 93 gray connectors, but i had only 87. I replaced them with black hinge joints on the turret, and red connectors in the trigger area. I used mainly tan connectors for the bullet locks on the turret, but one lock was a gray connector, because i needed one for the rubber band hook on the turret supporting rod. Oh, and my pin is a gray rod.

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travw
travw

Reply 11 years ago

You don't need all the tires.

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

This is fictional.

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cj81499
cj81499

Reply 11 years ago

i know but it is funny

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Mepain
Mepain

11 years ago

...Whaaa?

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

DEEZ.

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

I agree, he should get a career in writing when he grows up.

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knexguy
knexguy

Reply 11 years ago

No, not at all.

I'm thinking of stealing the idea for my GCSE short story.

*Borat-syle* NAAHT!

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NYPA
NYPA

Reply 11 years ago

I was bored...

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Whaleman
Whaleman

11 years ago

Hahaha funny. I like how the age is 10-20.

But I disagree with KK being portrayed as an ibler. He only ibles because he hates typing like a normal person. Most of his ideas are made in KI chat with the help of the KI community, including that fancy BR-18 you have. He better betray you in episode 3.

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

If it were my story, I would make it 6-20. Knex was intended for people under 9, as shown on all the knex sets.

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Whaleman
Whaleman

Reply 11 years ago

Yeah, but... people who are six are just barely old enough to eat nuts, according to that aristocratic peanut on the Planter's cans.

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

And what do nuts have to do with this?

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Whaleman
Whaleman

Reply 11 years ago

What? Due to lack of punctuation, I can't tell what you're saying. Are you saying that KK would be a traitor, or that he would actually be an ibler? 'He would, too.' or 'He would too!'

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

He didn't say anything about KK being an ibler. He just said that people on the ibles side were using his gun.

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Whaleman
Whaleman

Reply 11 years ago

This thread had more posts so I posted here. 'The leader of the group of IN ( KILLERK )shouted a FIRE and all 34 SR-v2 men pulled the trigger.' From log 2.

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insanecreator92
insanecreator92

11 years ago

whats this whole battle thing about anyway,If i was in a knex war i would simply walk up to ppl and shoot them in the face with with my HPR (wich can break skin)and laught as they run away in pain.THEN SHOUT YAY NO SCOPE!!!!!,sweep them,then t bag them.

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Killer~SafeCracker
Killer~SafeCracker

11 years ago

Theres is no way you can have 2 sidearms, a rifle and sniper on you at the same time.

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NYPA
NYPA

Reply 11 years ago

The sidearms are holstered, the rifle is on a strap and the sniper is in you hand.

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Killer~SafeCracker
Killer~SafeCracker

Reply 11 years ago

There is no point in all those guns. You are only going to use one at a time, and the more you have will just slow you down.

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shadowninja31
shadowninja31

Reply 11 years ago

Depends. For the pistols at least, After one runs out of ammo, he would just leave it and use his other. For the rifle, I'd only keep it if it had removable mags, otherwise I'd use it and discard (except turreted guns).

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

I am gonna make dual weldable oodammo pistols when I have time (maybe this weekend). You don't have to worry about pulling the firing pins back or anything.

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knexguy
knexguy

Reply 11 years ago

Perfect Duck's dual pistols could be a useful resource.

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

I was gonna use that as a resource. It is like you predicted what I was going to do.

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knexguy
knexguy

Reply 11 years ago

Weird :s

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

It's happened before.

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knexguy
knexguy

11 years ago

This is the most rediculous idea I've ever heard of. However I have thought of metal K'nex before. Besides, K'nex is not accurate enough to hit person at any sort of distance. I'd just use a TR18 and a cannon V3

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I_am_Canadian
I_am_Canadian

Reply 11 years ago

Nice pick. Prolly what I'd have too :-)

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

I'd use a cannon V5, it's more portable.

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knexguy
knexguy

Reply 11 years ago

But with a V5 you could merely sever limbs... *laughs evilly*

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Fred the Penguin
Fred the Penguin

Reply 11 years ago

I wonder if he will include your cannon as artillery, if a br18 can break bones what will a heavy cannon v1 do?

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

This is fictional.

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

11 years ago

Seriously, that sounds like the year 3000 or something. You have a knack for taking events and turning it into WW3.

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NYPA
NYPA

Reply 11 years ago

No, it's WWWTF? World war what the you know the rest.