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Kiteman is actually Mike Rowe! Answered

Kiteman is actually Mike Rowe! All that talk about him being (censored) and living in (censored) and having (censored) is FALSE, as proved by this ad! It pops up all over the place. I mean, really, look at the pictures. The conclusion is a foregone one. It's inescapable. But they do look scarily alike...

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ilpug
ilpug

10 years ago

God created the universe because Kiteman told him "thou shalt post"

Under many people's bowtie theres a shirt collar. under kitemans bow tie there is another instructable

Doctor Who recently traded in his phone booth because he wanted a model of time macine that looks like the shed. Unfortunately, kiteman has the only one.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 10 years ago

Woah, way to resurrect a topic!


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AnarchistAsian
AnarchistAsian

11 years ago

hey! where's you get all those pics of him?

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DJ Radio
DJ Radio

Reply 11 years ago

ads on ibles

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Chicken2209
Chicken2209

Reply 11 years ago

i think he meant of kiteman

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 11 years ago

They're all on the site, somewhere.

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Chicken2209
Chicken2209

Reply 11 years ago

the first i see a woggle (?) and i can 't remember the second

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 11 years ago

That is a woggle, the second is from the BBC via a thread here.

No more hints.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

12 years ago

Just taking a wild stab at who you're talking to, I've honestly accepted his apology and have moved on. But while I hold no grudges, I'll be very happy to never have any dealings ever again with that pervert.

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NachoMahma
NachoMahma

Reply 12 years ago

. Since power and all his posts seem to have disappeared, I did a little houskeeping and deleted my remark.

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

Who is this "Power" character I keep hearing about? Could you PM me? Obviously I missed something; I haven't been around as much as in the past.

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Labot2001
Labot2001

12 years ago

Oh, no Adrain... Remember your "GorrilazMiko is Coolz" topic? *shakes head*...

Haha, just poking fun ;-)

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

Oh, and contrary to popular belief, my name is not pronounced "Uh-drain".

It's Adrian...

:D

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

Thanks.

:-P

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

A drain, a brain, Ubber-ain? Ad-rain? Adri an? An adri?

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

No-one better accuse me of being racist this time...

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

Were you really accused of racism? *shakes head*

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

Racist.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

*Grumble* The people who were accusing me ironically enough made some fairly racist assumptions about me...

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Chicken2209
Chicken2209

Reply 12 years ago

Racist-Hater! good thing

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Kiteman
Kiteman

12 years ago

Hah, it's funny reading comments are trying to compliment me without sounding like stalkers, or without sounding like they're coming out.

I can confirm, however, that I have never shaken Mike Rowe's hand.

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ll.13
ll.13

Reply 12 years ago

Fact: You can't shake your own hand.

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ll.13
ll.13

Reply 12 years ago

You have two right hands? wow.

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

No, I have a right, a left, a reft and a pie.

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

So... I'm not the only one??

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

Reply 12 years ago

Why would you shake your own hand? Besides, everyone knows real men shake power tools.

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zachninme
zachninme

Reply 12 years ago

I know this is random... but you know how there's Chuck Norris jokes? You know how there's a bunch of spinnoffs? We totally need some Kiteman jokes ;-)

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

YES! Kiteman jokes! >Brainstorms<

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

Kiteman can play the violin with a saxophone.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

HAHAHAHA! That's perfect! Kiteman has counted to infinity...twice.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

Blur of fingers

Three times!

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Chicken2209
Chicken2209

Reply 12 years ago

Kiteman can slam a revolving door... I know this is kinda of weird but can you lick your own elbow?

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

Lots of people can lick my elbow. Unfortunately, I am not one of them.

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Chicken2209
Chicken2209

Reply 12 years ago

just needed to know where to place the line

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

A few people can, others, however cannot.

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

Labot can play the saxophone without a violin.

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gmjhowe
gmjhowe

Reply 12 years ago

haha, well, personally, i think he looks nothing like you, he isnt cartoony looking, he isnt wearing a bow tie.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

12 years ago

Nah, he just has a six toe fetish...

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

What'd he say? (PM me if inappropriate)

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Keith-Kid
Keith-Kid

12 years ago

I knew it! It's all a conspiracy! Eric is actually the king of England! Canida is the princess of Alaska! I'm the chosen one! An Apple a day doesn't really keep the doctors away!

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NachoMahma
NachoMahma

12 years ago

. Your fingers must have gone crazy on the last sentence. Shouldn't that be "But they do look scary."

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

Good eye! That is indeed the ible that picture was taken from...

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Doctor What
Doctor What

12 years ago

Kiteman is much more better looking than mike rowe! Does that sound odd? I mean that in a totally hetero way!

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

No.

That sounds insane.

Uh, sorry Kiteman. I mean, you're good-looking too! Not that I notice. I mean, I did, but, uh...ah snap...