Limited Time Offer
Alright mis amigos, I'm feeling kind of generous and very bored. As such, I'm going to personally hand draw and scan digital patches for people until I get tired of doing it and give up. This offer may go on for an hour, a day or even a week. It is hard to say right now. If you want a digital patch, tell me the following: 1) What you would like me to draw for you. 2) Why you think you deserve this digital patch. All custom drawn digital patches will be awarded at my discretion, so think carefully before you answer these two questions (seriously). Also, please keep in mind, drawing things with a Sharpie, scanning them and (sometimes) coloring these images takes time. Please be patient. UPDATE: Drawings coming along nicely. I will start scanning and distributing them tomorrow.
Comments
11 years ago
I wan't a man eating a sandwich standing on one leg with his shoes untied whilst stroking a yellow llama. Because I'm awesome
Reply 11 years ago
Actually I don't want a patch I changed my mind, they break orangeboards, but I'd like to see the drawing anyway!
11 years ago
A ninja/Santa Claus. I deserve a patch because I can beat-box.
11 years ago
If it's not too late, I would like you to draw a magpie, because it is my favourite of the corvidae.
(Although, if the inspiration takes you, any member of the family would be cool.)
11 years ago
I was wondering if it was too late for a request. As for question one, I was thinking of a tryptamine molecule since it's my favorite type of molecule. For question two, hmmm.... maybe you just really want to draw a tryptamine molecule?
11 years ago
Hi, Randy! How about a Feynman diagram of a B -> X_u l nu semileptonic decay (you don't need the low-energy gluons, tree level is fine)? I'm a really awesome particle physicist, and that's my research focus right now :-)
Reply 11 years ago
And here I thought that a cat might be the most challenging thing I would have to draw. There might be some artistic interpretation on this one.
Reply 11 years ago
:-) Why are you working so late?
http://www.slac.stanford.edu/~kelsey/talks/WIN_2007/semilep_feynman.pdf is a nicely rendered version that I used in a conference talk a couple of years ago. Feel free to ingore the annotation :-/
Reply 11 years ago
Who wants to guess what I mistakenly read "Hadrons" as?
Reply 11 years ago
Lol, I always read it like that on accident and end up doing a double take and having to read through it again.
Reply 11 years ago
I always have to take another look at the word "Hadrons" just to make sure it actually says what it's supposed to say.
Reply 11 years ago
Something inapropiate?
Reply 11 years ago
-_-
Reply 11 years ago
If you tilt your head to the left, it appears to be a stick figure urinating (with math floating all around him ;-)
Reply 11 years ago
Wait, what are you talking about?
Reply 11 years ago
The posted picture: https://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/F3N/2AWY/FYAJFLLA/F3N2AWYFYAJFLLA.MEDIUM.jpg
Reply 11 years ago
The internet never sleeps!
Reply 11 years ago
Ain't that the truth !!!
Reply 11 years ago
WOO HOO!!!! Thank you, Randy! Science is always awesome :-)
11 years ago
A scary looking rabbit. Because I are speshul. =p
11 years ago
One of my favorite things to draw when I'm doodling is penguins. As a penguin-drawing connoisseur, I would like to see how you view penguins. :D
11 years ago
I'd like a picture of cat, please =]
I feel that I deserve one, because when i'm wondering why you take my car? it would remind me to always attach large talons to their feet in order to properly prepare them. And after that, I must a get a cage, which i'll need later.
(or maybe a piggy in disguise as a chimney?)
Reply 11 years ago
I'm not very good at drawing cats, but I think I can work something out based on your explanation.
Reply 11 years ago
Thanks, they're awesome! I loved looking through at the patches everyone else got, too.
btw, are the black feet talons?
Reply 11 years ago
Dude. You've been hanging out with the expat surrealists for far too long.
Reply 11 years ago
>Giggles< It's like that spam I get from other countries...("Ms Jane" especially likes me, she wants to start a real and true connection to a female like me!! Limited opportunity though.)
Reply 11 years ago
..huh?
Reply 11 years ago
If I could I would give you a patch for that.
Reply 11 years ago
By the way, I love the dinosaur.
11 years ago
I would adore a venus flytrap. I just got a venus flytrap, after wanting one for many years. His name is Sigmund. He likes lightning bugs the best. Well, in truth I don't deserve it, even though I'm your biggest fan and all. :D
Reply 11 years ago
You feed it lightning bugs? That's not very nice. They glow. Okay, one venus flytrap it is.
Reply 11 years ago
Thanks so much!!
Reply 11 years ago
:D Yeah, but they don't glow after he's eaten. :( Funny story: as a new venus flytrap owner, I thought I made mine vomit after I accidentally knocked it over and noticed the trap that formerly housed the bug was open. Turns out that's normal, but I thought I had reached a new low, making a plant throw up. XD Thank you so much!
Reply 11 years ago
They throw up? My world view just got flipped upside down!
Reply 11 years ago
Hahaha, yeah! It turned out to be not my fault, but they do open the trap and kinda spit out the indigestible bug bits when they're through. So they sort of do throw up! :D
11 years ago
Could I have a picture of a flamingo? I think I deserve this patch because with it my cat will stop sending me death threats.
Reply 11 years ago
A flamingo. Sure!
Reply 11 years ago
Yay! Thank you, I like my flamingo :D
11 years ago
thanks for the patch!
11 years ago
1) I'd like a Pennyfarthing 2) Because bikes are awesome, and vintage machines have increased appeal and I have not accomplished my life to ride a pennyfarthing, there's time yet. :)
11 years ago
I would like a hand-drawn cat shark, please!
Reply 11 years ago
Sorry, didn't frame it right. 1) I would like a hand-drawn cat shark, please! 2) I deserve it because I regularly convince you to do ridiculous projects. And you clearly have it in for me.
Reply 11 years ago
Alright. I think I can do a cat shark.
Reply 11 years ago
Well sure, if the boss asks for it, anything is possible! :D
11 years ago
1)I would love an ice cream cone. 2)I deserve it because....I don't really have a good reason why I deserve a patch, but since I'm only the second person here to ask, it can't hurt...
Reply 11 years ago
2) you deserve it because you've made some really cool Ibles
Reply 11 years ago
Thanks, that is a sweet thing to say!
Reply 11 years ago
blush
Reply 11 years ago
That's an easy one. The reasoning is suspect, but, ok.
Reply 11 years ago
Thanks!