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Limited Time Offer Answered

Alright mis amigos, I'm feeling kind of generous and very bored. As such, I'm going to personally hand draw and scan digital patches for people until I get tired of doing it and give up. This offer may go on for an hour, a day or even a week. It is hard to say right now. If you want a digital patch, tell me the following: 1) What you would like me to draw for you. 2) Why you think you deserve this digital patch. All custom drawn digital patches will be awarded at my discretion, so think carefully before you answer these two questions (seriously). Also, please keep in mind, drawing things with a Sharpie, scanning them and (sometimes) coloring these images takes time. Please be patient. UPDATE: Drawings coming along nicely. I will start scanning and distributing them tomorrow.

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Lowney

10 years ago

I wan't a man eating a sandwich standing on one leg with his shoes untied whilst stroking a yellow llama. Because I'm awesome

LowneyLowney

Reply 10 years ago

Actually I don't want a patch I changed my mind, they break orangeboards, but I'd like to see the drawing anyway!

bowmaster

10 years ago

A ninja/Santa Claus. I deserve a patch because I can beat-box.

Kiteman

10 years ago

If it's not too late, I would like you to draw a magpie, because it is my favourite of the corvidae.

(Although, if the inspiration takes you, any member of the family would be cool.)

Gjdj3

10 years ago

I was wondering if it was too late for a request. As for question one, I was thinking of a tryptamine molecule since it's my favorite type of molecule. For question two, hmmm.... maybe you just really want to draw a tryptamine molecule?

kelseymh

10 years ago

Hi, Randy! How about a Feynman diagram of a B -> X_u l nu semileptonic decay (you don't need the low-energy gluons, tree level is fine)? I'm a really awesome particle physicist, and that's my research focus right now :-)

randofokelseymh

Reply 10 years ago

And here I thought that a cat might be the most challenging thing I would have to draw. There might be some artistic interpretation on this one.

kelseymhrandofo

Reply 10 years ago

:-) Why are you working so late?

http://www.slac.stanford.edu/~kelsey/talks/WIN_2007/semilep_feynman.pdf is a nicely rendered version that I used in a conference talk a couple of years ago. Feel free to ingore the annotation :-/

Weissensteinburgkelseymh

Reply 10 years ago

Who wants to guess what I mistakenly read "Hadrons" as?

Gjdj3Weissensteinburg

Reply 10 years ago

Lol, I always read it like that on accident and end up doing a double take and having to read through it again.

SunbanksWeissensteinburg

Reply 10 years ago

I always have to take another look at the word "Hadrons" just to make sure it actually says what it's supposed to say.

Rock SoldierWeissensteinburg

Reply 10 years ago

Something inapropiate?

Lithium RainWeissensteinburg

Reply 10 years ago

-_-

Goodhartkelseymh

Reply 10 years ago

If you tilt your head to the left, it appears to be a stick figure urinating (with math floating all around him ;-)

Rock SoldierGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

Wait, what are you talking about?

GoodhartRock Soldier

Reply 10 years ago

The posted picture: https://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/F3N/2AWY/FYAJFLLA/F3N2AWYFYAJFLLA.MEDIUM.jpg

randofokelseymh

Reply 10 years ago

The internet never sleeps!

Goodhartrandofo

Reply 10 years ago

Ain't that the truth !!!

kelseymhkelseymh

Reply 10 years ago

WOO HOO!!!! Thank you, Randy! Science is always awesome :-)

ItsTheHobbs

10 years ago

A scary looking rabbit. Because I are speshul. =p

bumpus

10 years ago

One of my favorite things to draw when I'm doodling is penguins. As a penguin-drawing connoisseur, I would like to see how you view penguins. :D

Weissensteinburg

10 years ago

I'd like a picture of cat, please =]

I feel that I deserve one, because when i'm wondering why you take my car? it would remind me to always attach large talons to their feet in order to properly prepare them. And after that, I must a get a cage, which i'll need later.

(or maybe a piggy in disguise as a chimney?)

randofoWeissensteinburg

Reply 10 years ago

I'm not very good at drawing cats, but I think I can work something out based on your explanation.

Weissensteinburgrandofo

Reply 10 years ago

Thanks, they're awesome! I loved looking through at the patches everyone else got, too.

^{_{^{_{^{btw, are the black feet talons?}}}}}

kelseymhWeissensteinburg

Reply 10 years ago

Dude. You've been hanging out with the expat surrealists for far too long.

Lithium Rainkelseymh

Reply 10 years ago

>Giggles< It's like that spam I get from other countries...("Ms Jane" especially likes me, she wants to start a real and true connection to a female like me!! Limited opportunity though.)

Weissensteinburgkelseymh

Reply 10 years ago

..huh?

SunbanksWeissensteinburg

Reply 10 years ago

If I could I would give you a patch for that.

WeissensteinburgWeissensteinburg

Reply 10 years ago

By the way, I love the dinosaur.

Lithium Rain

10 years ago

I would adore a venus flytrap. I just got a venus flytrap, after wanting one for many years. His name is Sigmund. He likes lightning bugs the best. Well, in truth I don't deserve it, even though I'm your biggest fan and all. :D

randofoLithium Rain

Reply 10 years ago

You feed it lightning bugs? That's not very nice. They glow. Okay, one venus flytrap it is.

Lithium Rainrandofo

Reply 10 years ago

Thanks so much!!

Lithium Rainrandofo

Reply 10 years ago

:D Yeah, but they don't glow after he's eaten. :( Funny story: as a new venus flytrap owner, I thought I made mine vomit after I accidentally knocked it over and noticed the trap that formerly housed the bug was open. Turns out that's normal, but I thought I had reached a new low, making a plant throw up. XD Thank you so much!

jessyratfinkLithium Rain

Reply 10 years ago

They throw up? My world view just got flipped upside down!

Lithium Rainjessyratfink

Reply 10 years ago

Hahaha, yeah! It turned out to be not my fault, but they do open the trap and kinda spit out the indigestible bug bits when they're through. So they sort of do throw up! :D

Sunbanks

10 years ago

Could I have a picture of a flamingo? I think I deserve this patch because with it my cat will stop sending me death threats.

randofoSunbanks

Reply 10 years ago

A flamingo. Sure!

Sunbanksrandofo

Reply 10 years ago

Yay! Thank you, I like my flamingo :D

DJ Radio

10 years ago

thanks for the patch!

ll.13

10 years ago

1) I'd like a Pennyfarthing 2) Because bikes are awesome, and vintage machines have increased appeal and I have not accomplished my life to ride a pennyfarthing, there's time yet. :)

canida

10 years ago

I would like a hand-drawn cat shark, please!

canidacanida

Reply 10 years ago

Sorry, didn't frame it right. 1) I would like a hand-drawn cat shark, please! 2) I deserve it because I regularly convince you to do ridiculous projects. And you clearly have it in for me.

randofocanida

Reply 10 years ago

Alright. I think I can do a cat shark.

Lithium Rainrandofo

Reply 10 years ago

Well sure, if the boss asks for it, anything is possible! :D

ChrysN

10 years ago

1)I would love an ice cream cone. 2)I deserve it because....I don't really have a good reason why I deserve a patch, but since I'm only the second person here to ask, it can't hurt...

GoodhartChrysN

Reply 10 years ago

2) you deserve it because you've made some really cool Ibles

ChrysNGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

Thanks, that is a sweet thing to say!

GoodhartChrysN

Reply 10 years ago

_{^{_{^_blush}}}

randofoChrysN

Reply 10 years ago

That's an easy one. The reasoning is suspect, but, ok.