Mottos. Answered

Matthew 19:26 :
Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible." 

"Admit it, Life just sucks."

this is one i came up with
a failure is just one steap closer to sucsess

Another one to motivate you when you want to ask someone something but you're to scared:

"You have a no but you have the possibility to get a yes"

A Belgian commercial put it really nice:

Home is where my beer is at.

Don't start thinking I'm an alcoholic now ;)

And I always found

"Whatever will be will be unless you pull up your pants and go do something about it!"

Or

"Go with the flow, then make a 90 degree turn and confuse some mindless followers" :D

To be better motto's then the originals.

Hell hath no fury like a woman's wrath.

.  If it ain't broke don't fix it.
.  Will it really matter in ten years?
,  They are much more likely to say yes if you ask.
.  A friend is someone who knows you very well but still loves ya.
.  Poor planning on your part does not automatically constitute an emergency for me.
.  You can't save everyone. Do what little you can and sleep well.

Life is a sucking, swirling, vortex of despair.

Mottos?  We don't need no steenking mottos!

Life is too short to bother with the details.

(Which is why I am usually happy and contented, and usually borderline skint.)

 What's a motto?

Nothing, what's a motto with you?

(This motto is also a response to your 2 mottos in the topic)

That's what she said.

Just do it. 

If you know who sung this pm me and I will subscribe to you and try to send you a patch.

As I walk through the valley were I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But that's perfect for an Amish like me you know I shun fancy things like electricity.   At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows Jebidia feeds the chickens and Jacob plows.  Fool.  And I've been milking and plowing so long even Ezical thinks my mind has gone. I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline, got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin.  But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699.  We've been spenden most our life's if it's in an Amish paradise, I churn butter once or twice if it's in an Amish paradise, it's hard work and sacrifice if it's an Amish paradise, we sell quilts at discount price if it's an Amish paradise.  A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek, I realy don't care in fact I wish him well, cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell.  But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it, an Amish with a tool you know that's unheard of.  I never were buttons but I got a cool hat and my homeys agree that I really look good in black.  Fool.  If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears we haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years.  But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare, we're just technologically impaired.  there's no phones, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury like Robinson Gurso.  It's as primitive as can be.  We've been spenden most our life's if it's in an Amish paradise, we're just plain and simple guys if it's an Amish paradise, there's no time for sin and vice if it's an Amish paradise, we don't fight we all play nice if it's an Amish paradise.  Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter, raised a barn on Monday soon I'll raise another. Think your realy righteous, think your pure in heart, well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art...

As I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil, cause I'm the most bada$$ motherf**ker there is.

shuda cuda woulda didn't!!!!

lets see:

#1: Ye Gods! - not a motto per say, probablyly more a catchphrase (just a note: I am not religious)

#2: Anything is possible, the impossible just takes longer - I can do anything I want too.

#3: When life gives you lemons say "screw the lemons!" and get something better.

#4: If nobody cares, don't bother.

Here's mine: "I reject your reality and substitute my own"

I kinda stole it from Mythbusters :)

1. You have nothing better to do here (when people suggest on doing nothing in school).
2. Deal With It (when people complain about stupid things).
3. If they draw first blood, you kick their butts (Rambo reference).
4. Do NOT look for Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell: Conviction reference).

Those are the mottos and rules to my life.

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. Then it's just a game looking for the eye.