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Music-Inspired Toilets Answered

The newest meaning of guitar or piano solo. Jammin' Johns--slogan: 'music to your rear'--is a company with a toilet design for the musically inclined.

From their web site: After several years of research & development, Jammin' Johns presents our finest quality 'Studio Series'. The products are produced by a guitar factory that manufactures some of the most popular brands of guitars. The 'Studio Series' features our own newly designed ring with chrome hardware for low maintenance. All finishes are of the highest quality and are hand buffed.

Even more impressively, the company boasts a famous list of clientele: WIllie Nelson, Dolly Parton, and Steven Spielberg have all purchased a Jammin' John. Thankfully, Spielberg decided against a very painful Jaws-themed toilet.

Jammin' Johns via Neatorama

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Glockenator

9 years ago

i would use a violin. personally i think they belong there

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12 gauge

11 years ago

what's next?!? violin plungers???

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LinuxH4x0r

11 years ago

Hehe, rock out with your c*ck out! LOL

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Gjdj3

11 years ago

Creepy! There are some instruments that might not work as well as others... the flute for example.

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jstark101Gjdj3

Reply 11 years ago

This one time at band camp...

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Gjdj3jstark101

Reply 11 years ago

Yeah, that's where Evil Bike didn't want to go. Lol.

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Evil BikeGjdj3

Reply 11 years ago

you might not want to go there...um...yeah...

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Gjdj3Evil Bike

Reply 11 years ago

I was just saying it wouldn't make a very good lid.

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=SMART=

11 years ago

Does it play the jaws theme music when you sit down? du-du du-du dun dun duuuhhhnnn.......

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jessyratfink=SMART=

Reply 11 years ago

I don't hear Jaws music in my head when I read that. I hear Super Mario Bros. world 1-2. :P

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=SMART=jessyratfink

Reply 11 years ago

hahahaha yea ! Are you in San Francisco now? i saw the pictures of the welcoming at the airport, looked funny :P

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=SMART=jessyratfink

Reply 11 years ago

i am sooooooo jealous...... You are very lucky :P 1/2 the people on this site would give their left arm to intern there :D hope you enjoy it !

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wazupwiop

11 years ago

wow....... interesting...... I wonder if I could get my guitar to do that.

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Plasmana

11 years ago

Music toilets?!?! Wow!

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gmoon

11 years ago

There must be hundreds of toilet seat guitars, if not guitar toilet seats... It's even patented...

Useless Fun Fact of the day: the "opalescent" contact paper used so much on amp cabinets, bathroom fixtures and other consumer products in the 1950's is usually referred to today as "mother-of-toilet-seat."

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Keith-Kid

11 years ago

Hmmn......tuba pooping.....