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Favorite service charges spam

I can give a little advice? Most readers of this page are free to readers and English (or at least an American version), so it is for you to determine the loss of business at least a summary of physical skill hiring language Google Translate?

Or, if you have an electronic transfer, the original text in the target language at least two or three instead of going through other languages.

Otherwise your message to a random number generator, and online dictionary noise illigitimate offspring.

I'm just saying ...

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Kiteman
Kiteman

8 years ago

(I ought to point out, this actually made sense when wrote it, but I put it through different languages in Google Translate. It's fun, in a fill-an-idle-gap kind of way.)

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foobear
foobear

7 years ago

I miss the random button. This is almost as good

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distractor294
distractor294

8 years ago

Huh? Where is this addressed to? That pic is so distracting, stares at me smiling. :)

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 8 years ago

No block of almost-random text?

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kelseymh
kelseymh

8 years ago

I am soooooo tempted to flag this as spam :-)

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 8 years ago

Have you ever been on the forums around 08:00 GMT...?

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 8 years ago

Yes, right before I go to bed. And I usually spend a good ten minutes or so chewing through and flagging forum topics, and adding flagged notes to the bots' Orangeboards, so Staff can (hopefully!) lock the accounts the next morning.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 8 years ago

Haha, I thought you went to bed with the chickens until I read that a second time...(every old person I know goes to bed by 8:00, no lie).

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iceng
iceng

Reply 8 years ago

Hey I'm an oldie and Steve will confirm that blogs and question often find me typing at 1 am.

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 8 years ago

I don't sleep with the chickens. As Homer said, "I sleep in a big bed, with my wife." (Speaking to Milhouse's father, who is now sleeping in a racecar bed.)

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jessyratfink
jessyratfink

Reply 8 years ago

It came through the filters already, haha!

I thought Kiteman had turned to selling jerseys, pirating crappy movies, giving love advice, and talking about bank scandals for a living.

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 8 years ago

I thought ibles was hacked again. Although the m.o. of the hacker was not to spam Kiteman's shop. Besides, starting with the word "Favorite" by Kiteman is truly an indicator of the Mayan apocalypse.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 8 years ago

If I recall correctly, that intro started as "Dear managers of spam companies", before going through google.

I should have kept a copy if the original for comparison, but it did make proper sense when I wrote it.

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jessyratfink
jessyratfink

8 years ago

This was a very interesting and confusing thing to read first thing in the morning. woo!

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 8 years ago

I seem to be awake at the same time as real spammers - there are mornings when I flag half a dozen topics that read just like this, except with links to SEO services or sports wholesalers...

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 8 years ago

...then that would be me.

The informations you posted is most informative.