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Receiving the Pastafarism Sacrament Answered

About a week ago Instructables intern Bilal picked up some candy at the store; however, this was no ordinary candy. This was genuine FSM sacrament candy.

We had all the necessary equipment for a proper sacrament ceremony, so we decided to hold one at the office. I was in pure ecstasy as his noodly appendage slid down my throat. I knew from that point on my life would never be the same.

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Damp Cuttlefish
Damp Cuttlefish

9 years ago

Tis yet another sign o the second coming of the great and noodly FSM, RAmen to ye who believe and may ye be touched by his noodly appendage

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REA
REA

12 years ago

in b4 copy pasta (anyone who has been on /b/ should get this)

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Noodly0ne
Noodly0ne

Reply 11 years ago

hahahahahahahahaha

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

T to the R to the O to the L to the L

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 11 years ago

Why?

(His avatar is the wallpaper on my laptop.)

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Well, it looks like an account signed up just to troll on this board to me...the name, the pirate thing linking it, bumping a year-old post...to say hahaha. I dunno, just smells like a troll to me. :)

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 11 years ago

The avatar is a symbol used by Pastafarians, "Noodly One" is a title bestowed on FSM, the member has made regular comments elsewhere, and has been a member for nearly two years. OK, so he's not very active, but I don't think he's a troll.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Trolls are revealed fairly quickly....if he is not very active, it would have to be intermittent trolling at best ;-)

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Noodly0ne
Noodly0ne

Reply 10 years ago

No trolling intended! Id been lurking for a loooong time and finally made an account a few years back with every intention of contributing a few ibles of my own but never got around to it (been rather busy)... One of these days I will. Over break.

Kiteman, would a trapping tutorial be permissable? I'd like to avoid any flaming if I could.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 10 years ago

It depends on the trap.

PM me with your ideas.

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 11 years ago

Right, I figured the image was a pastafarian thing, and recognized the noodly one title... Ah, alright then, I figured he just signed up to troll this one, is all. Seems I was wrong though. :)

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

12 years ago

GREAT IS THE SPEGHEDEITY!!


I must go forth and purchase some of this candy, or I'll be the laughing stock of the Noodly community!

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

You laugh at the FSM sir? TO THE WAR FORUM!! DOWEN WITH LABCOAT WORSHIPERS!!

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tech-king
tech-king

Reply 12 years ago

down with spaghetti warshippers=

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Optimus Primerib
Optimus Primerib

Reply 11 years ago

Will some one learn me of the way of the great white coat?

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

MAY THE FSM STRIKE THE DOWN AND SEND THEE TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, WERE STALE BEER ABOUNDS!!


However that's his decision not mine, so I don't think I'll argue the point further...

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tech-king
tech-king

Reply 12 years ago

MAY OSCAR THROW ACID ON YOU AND CAST YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF FAILED LABORATORY EXPERIMENT HELL

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

Pfft and nonsense, the pirates will save me from your mutant lab coat, have you ever thought that it's the bacteria growing in it that cause it to be animated?

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tech-king
tech-king

Reply 12 years ago

ITS NOT BACTERIA! and the pirate ship was destroyed as it sailed through my lake of acid from science faires gone bad.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

Stuff and nonsense, your lab coat makes an infested petri dish look as devoid of life as the surface of the sun. There's many pirate ships, as pirates are immortal holy beings, and there ships can fly

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

there, their, they're now ;-)

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xACIDITYx
xACIDITYx

Reply 12 years ago

Wow. Labcoatanism is really stupid now that I think about it.

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tech-king
tech-king

Reply 12 years ago

shut up :-( :-(

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bumpus
bumpus

Reply 12 years ago

BIG LETTERS!!

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

is a warshipper, someone that ships out wars ?

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memyselfand1
memyselfand1

11 years ago

Anyone know where I can find that in Australia? LONG LIVE THE GREAT FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!

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anthony51
anthony51

Reply 11 years ago

Haribo sweets are in most of the small neighborhood stores in most suburbs and various ethnic shops all over Australia. I really love the blue sour ones.

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DuctTapeRules!
DuctTapeRules!

11 years ago

All you blasphemers will be forever punished in a POT OF BOILING PASTA!!!

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Noodly0ne
Noodly0ne

12 years ago

Sweet! I want some FSM candy! I saw this in Alberta. That's great that there are other pastafarians on the site. ~RAmen

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tallfuzzyone
tallfuzzyone

Reply 12 years ago

Many people have been touched by his noodley appendage. ~RAmen

fsm.bmp
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tallfuzzyone
tallfuzzyone

Reply 12 years ago

and yes, it does repeat "FSM" 2500 times

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xACIDITYx
xACIDITYx

12 years ago

Wow. This is hilarious. Good to know where Tetranitrate stands on these sort of things. In the same place I do. Congratulations, you are now a holy one.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Are you accusing him of having holes in his head ? ;-)

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

Caitlinsdad already did that I think...

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NachoMahma
NachoMahma

12 years ago

. I think you've gone too far with this one. IMNSHO, this goes beyond humor to ridicule. Sure, it's funny, but I don't think Ibles is the appropriate place for this.

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ll.13
ll.13

Reply 12 years ago

Or the other side is, maybe people can get a thicker skin?

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Hmm, expecting another to respond in a specific manner is nearly equal to your wanting them to "be you" ?

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Brennn10
Brennn10

Reply 12 years ago

Speaking of walking the line; one of my favorite songs!

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=SMART=
=SMART=

Reply 12 years ago

that is a good song lol

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NachoMahma
NachoMahma

Reply 12 years ago

. And what a mighty fine line it is, indeed. ;)
. I don't have a problem with it. I just don't think this is the place for it. ... But I've been wrong before believe it or not heehee .

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

I'll second this. It's fine to poke fun (to some extent), but at least let people no that you're only kidding.

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tech-king
tech-king

Reply 12 years ago

dont say anything. its tempting to tell them to convert to labcoatanisme, i know, but theres nothing you can do. you need to withhold your labcoatanist instincts.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

At least nobody tried to convert you to Keithstianity. Or was Keitholicism?

Anyway, it didn't matter, since I'm an akeithist.

(dsman - take a deep breath, this is humour )

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Labot2001
Labot2001

Reply 12 years ago

(dsman - take a deep breath, this is humour )

Hmm, take a look at Nacho's comment, Kiteman...

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

Hmmm... maybe.

I'd be more inclined to agree with the inappropriate place idea, rather than the poor taste - you may see it as "let's make fun of Christianity", but I see it as "hah, look at these funny candies, they look like the FSM".

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Tetranitrate
Tetranitrate

Reply 12 years ago

Exactly. I am not able to say this too often, but this post was not meant to be offensive to anyone. "To each his own", is my motto when it comes to people's religious beliefs. I was merely saying "Look at these funny candies, they are silly, allow me to do something silly with these silly candies. Now I am silly" They were not in poor taste at all, they were quite delicious.