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Receiving the Pastafarism Sacrament
About a week ago Instructables intern Bilal picked up some candy at the store; however, this was no ordinary candy. This was genuine FSM sacrament candy.
We had all the necessary equipment for a proper sacrament ceremony, so we decided to hold one at the office. I was in pure ecstasy as his noodly appendage slid down my throat. I knew from that point on my life would never be the same.
Discussions
9 years ago
Tis yet another sign o the second coming of the great and noodly FSM, RAmen to ye who believe and may ye be touched by his noodly appendage
12 years ago
in b4 copy pasta (anyone who has been on /b/ should get this)
Reply 11 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha
Reply 11 years ago
T to the R to the O to the L to the L
Reply 11 years ago
Why?
(His avatar is the wallpaper on my laptop.)
Reply 11 years ago
Well, it looks like an account signed up just to troll on this board to me...the name, the pirate thing linking it, bumping a year-old post...to say hahaha. I dunno, just smells like a troll to me. :)
Reply 11 years ago
The avatar is a symbol used by Pastafarians, "Noodly One" is a title bestowed on FSM, the member has made regular comments elsewhere, and has been a member for nearly two years. OK, so he's not very active, but I don't think he's a troll.
Reply 11 years ago
Trolls are revealed fairly quickly....if he is not very active, it would have to be intermittent trolling at best ;-)
Reply 10 years ago
No trolling intended! Id been lurking for a loooong time and finally made an account a few years back with every intention of contributing a few ibles of my own but never got around to it (been rather busy)... One of these days I will. Over break.
Kiteman, would a trapping tutorial be permissable? I'd like to avoid any flaming if I could.
Reply 10 years ago
It depends on the trap.
PM me with your ideas.
Reply 11 years ago
Right, I figured the image was a pastafarian thing, and recognized the noodly one title... Ah, alright then, I figured he just signed up to troll this one, is all. Seems I was wrong though. :)
12 years ago
GREAT IS THE SPEGHEDEITY!!
I must go forth and purchase some of this candy, or I'll be the laughing stock of the Noodly community!
Reply 12 years ago
laugh
Reply 12 years ago
You laugh at the FSM sir? TO THE WAR FORUM!! DOWEN WITH LABCOAT WORSHIPERS!!
Reply 12 years ago
down with spaghetti warshippers=
Reply 11 years ago
Will some one learn me of the way of the great white coat?
Reply 12 years ago
MAY THE FSM STRIKE THE DOWN AND SEND THEE TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, WERE STALE BEER ABOUNDS!!
However that's his decision not mine, so I don't think I'll argue the point further...
Reply 12 years ago
MAY OSCAR THROW ACID ON YOU AND CAST YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF FAILED LABORATORY EXPERIMENT HELL
Reply 12 years ago
Pfft and nonsense, the pirates will save me from your mutant lab coat, have you ever thought that it's the bacteria growing in it that cause it to be animated?
Reply 12 years ago
ITS NOT BACTERIA! and the pirate ship was destroyed as it sailed through my lake of acid from science faires gone bad.
Reply 12 years ago
Stuff and nonsense, your lab coat makes an infested petri dish look as devoid of life as the surface of the sun. There's many pirate ships, as pirates are immortal holy beings, and there ships can fly
Reply 12 years ago
there, their, they're now ;-)
Reply 12 years ago
Wow. Labcoatanism is really stupid now that I think about it.
Reply 12 years ago
shut up :-( :-(
Reply 12 years ago
BIG LETTERS!!
Reply 12 years ago
is a warshipper, someone that ships out wars ?
11 years ago
Anyone know where I can find that in Australia? LONG LIVE THE GREAT FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!
Reply 11 years ago
Haribo sweets are in most of the small neighborhood stores in most suburbs and various ethnic shops all over Australia. I really love the blue sour ones.
11 years ago
All you blasphemers will be forever punished in a POT OF BOILING PASTA!!!
12 years ago
Sweet! I want some FSM candy! I saw this in Alberta. That's great that there are other pastafarians on the site. ~RAmen
Reply 12 years ago
Many people have been touched by his noodley appendage. ~RAmen
Reply 12 years ago
and yes, it does repeat "FSM" 2500 times
12 years ago
Wow. This is hilarious. Good to know where Tetranitrate stands on these sort of things. In the same place I do. Congratulations, you are now a holy one.
Reply 12 years ago
Are you accusing him of having holes in his head ? ;-)
Reply 12 years ago
Caitlinsdad already did that I think...
12 years ago
. I think you've gone too far with this one. IMNSHO, this goes beyond humor to ridicule. Sure, it's funny, but I don't think Ibles is the appropriate place for this.
Reply 12 years ago
Or the other side is, maybe people can get a thicker skin?
Reply 12 years ago
Hmm, expecting another to respond in a specific manner is nearly equal to your wanting them to "be you" ?
Reply 12 years ago
thank you.
Reply 12 years ago
I walk the line.
Reply 12 years ago
Reply 12 years ago
that is a good song lol
Reply 12 years ago
. And what a mighty fine line it is, indeed. ;)
. I don't have a problem with it. I just don't think this is the place for it. ... But I've been wrong before believe it or not heehee .
Reply 12 years ago
I'll second this. It's fine to poke fun (to some extent), but at least let people no that you're only kidding.
12 years ago
um...
Reply 12 years ago
dont say anything. its tempting to tell them to convert to labcoatanisme, i know, but theres nothing you can do. you need to withhold your labcoatanist instincts.
Reply 12 years ago
At least nobody tried to convert you to Keithstianity. Or was Keitholicism?
Anyway, it didn't matter, since I'm an akeithist.
(dsman - take a deep breath, this is humour )
Reply 12 years ago
(dsman - take a deep breath, this is humour )
Hmm, take a look at Nacho's comment, Kiteman...
Reply 12 years ago
Hmmm... maybe.
I'd be more inclined to agree with the inappropriate place idea, rather than the poor taste - you may see it as "let's make fun of Christianity", but I see it as "hah, look at these funny candies, they look like the FSM".
Reply 12 years ago
Exactly. I am not able to say this too often, but this post was not meant to be offensive to anyone. "To each his own", is my motto when it comes to people's religious beliefs. I was merely saying "Look at these funny candies, they are silly, allow me to do something silly with these silly candies. Now I am silly" They were not in poor taste at all, they were quite delicious.