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Take over the world easily!
So you want to take over the world? Well here's the steps!
1. Genetically and cybeneticaly enhance an army of ducks
2.Create Orbital Tungsten Bombardment System (O.T.B.S)
3 Aim your O.T.B.S at major oil/uranium fields.
4 While superpowers try to stop you move in And eliminate most humans with your ducks.
5. Blow up the planet and move to Mars OR attempt Galactic Domination
Discussions
4 years ago
I, for one, welcome our new Supreme Duck Overlord.
Reply 4 years ago
Please consider it carefully, he might turn out to be a quack.
Reply 4 years ago
I was hoping we could duck that issue.
Reply 4 years ago
You were bound to ruffle some feathers.
Reply 4 years ago
If they're gonna be like that, tell 'em to put it on my bill.
Reply 4 years ago
If we keep on waddling around like this, things might get ugly.
Reply 4 years ago
Ugli-er. We're really dropping in the pecking order now.
Reply 4 years ago
Seems like that when you get down to it.
Reply 4 years ago
They're all despicable.
Reply 4 years ago
You would be hard pressed to say that for a juicy tale.
4 years ago
Utterly useless and outdated....
Ducks migrate every season, so not the perfect choice.
I prefer my trained attack chickens for this.
Two chickens distract the enemy while the roosters come from behind...
The OBTS system is already up and running, just borrow the access codes from the US or China.
Aiming at oil or uranium is not very effective - why do you think Yellowstone is monitored sooo closely ? ;)
And for your last step you might actually want to check for inhabital planets first, not that in the end you are the only lifeform in the know galaxy.....
Reply 4 years ago
Why do you think they migrate? They come to me for training and then leave to terrorise the world
Reply 4 years ago
i agree with all of your points apart from the duck bit.
There coming for you RUN
Reply 4 years ago
So you are saying he shouldn't count on his eggs before they hatch?
Reply 4 years ago
Depends...
If they are of the explosive kind to be dropped by the ducks then yes.
After all, you need to know how much damage you can do.
4 years ago
dang. Now that the secret is out, everyone will do it.
4 years ago
You've got number 5 wrong - you should move to a different planet *before* you blow up this one!
Reply 4 years ago
Surprised he got past the grammar nazees with number 1.
Reply 4 years ago
That would be grammar Nazis....
;-D
4 years ago
You might want to do something on Kickstarter first...