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The Strangest Warning Label You Have Seen Answered

What is the strangest/funniest warning label you have ever seen? Here are some of mine: Hairdryer- Do not use while sleeping. Wii (I'm basing of off memory, I don't own a Wii)- Do not eat. Paintballs- Do not feed to penguins.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

12 years ago

This one kills me: Contact (allergy medacine, otc): May cause drowsiness, ...may cause irritability...sleeplessness...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Sleep medicine: May cause drowsiness.... um, ya think?

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Spl1nt3rC3ll
Spl1nt3rC3ll

Reply 11 years ago

Really?
Huh, I thought they were supposed to keep you awake. This explains a lot... *Tosses aside bottle.* :P

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Labot2001
Labot2001

12 years ago

ta' heck with any kinda fur, i wear jeans and a t shirt

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

I agree there.....even sweaters are not my friend. I hate static shocks and I get them all the time, when I am not in my work shoes (leather bottoms, as this drains off the charge). Fur and sweaters only make matters worse for me.

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John Smith
John Smith

Reply 12 years ago

Of course! Me too. (when it's not 90 degrees outside down here in Florida)

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Tobita
Tobita

Reply 11 years ago

when it's not 40 (104) in saudi!

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

12 years ago

There was one on the Internet that I saw and it was on a mattress and it said "Do not swallow".

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 12 years ago

I like many slow witted babies swallowed my mattress a few times...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Did you ever wake in the morning having dreamed of eating a giant marshmallow, and woke only to find a portion of your mattress gone? I know, old joke

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chooseausername
chooseausername

12 years ago

Microwave oven : don't use it to dry living animals.

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T3h_Muffinator
T3h_Muffinator

Reply 12 years ago

Err X_X My Uncle's a vet, and there are people that do that. He rescued a kitten from the microwave, but it was too late, so he adopted it. Its name is Nukah ( Nuke as in microwave) and it has severe breathing problems and mutations. Plus, it's ridiculously fat.

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Sunbanks
Sunbanks

Reply 12 years ago

Aww, poor kitty. I wish people didn't do things like that.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Well, a lot of times they do stuff out of ignorance.

My little sister once tried to heat a Tea kettle of water in the microwave, it did not like the aluminum kettle AT ALL *sigh*

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Flumpkins
Flumpkins

Reply 11 years ago

I remember hearing something like that on the news, a women microwaved her baby to death.

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IlluminatedAntichrist
IlluminatedAntichrist

Reply 12 years ago

LOL, wow, I can't beleive people actually do that. Btw- Just wondering, what kinds of mutations does it get? Does it get tumors, or cancer?

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thematthatter
thematthatter

11 years ago

printed on body armor: Failure to insert this ballistic protective panel in the outer shell will result in absence of protection. Claymore antipersonel mine Face towards enemy.

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11010010110
11010010110

11 years ago

angle grinder : Use of the tool not following the instruction manual is dangerous יש להשתמש לא לפי המדריך למשתמש בדיסק מסוכן (translation : Use the dangerous tool not following the instruction manual) (all the manual looks like translated online) extension cable : to be connected by qualified electrician only label on cable of hair dryer : some 6 lines in RED AND BLACK CAPS LOCK of obvious stuff and 'DO NOT REMOVE THIS LABEL' at the end school textbook about emergency cases : in the case of gas leakage turn off the electricity - a sudden short circuit may lead to explosion package of CFL : images showing to hold it by the socket (that its screwed in) and not by the lamp computer power supply : do not open this cover trained service people only no service people only no servicable components inside soy milk : may contain soy cat food : not to be eaten by humans acetone : exterior use only

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Goodhart
Goodhart

12 years ago

An automobile battery that warned: Do not drink contents a hair dryer that warned not to use it in the shower (how else am I to get my hair to really frizz up ? LOL).

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

another of my favorites:

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Flumpkins
Flumpkins

Reply 11 years ago

Lol whats that from?

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 11 years ago

Honestly, I don't remember *sorry*

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Flumpkins
Flumpkins

Reply 11 years ago

it's okay. No Biggy

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bdcoco
bdcoco

Reply 12 years ago

!!!!REDUNDANT!!!

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bdcoco
bdcoco

Reply 12 years ago

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

reading this caution is mandatory, unless you can't in which case....um, yeah.

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Flumpkins
Flumpkins

Reply 11 years ago

Hahaha!

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Rishnai
Rishnai

11 years ago

Spotted on a half-galllon jug of beer: "Surgeon General's Warning: May cause intoxication." Spotted on very off-brand allergy medication: "Side effects may include itchy, watery eyes" On a small sticker attached to the bottom of what is very obviously a stool in the school science lab: "Not for sitting." Jar of peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts. Processed on machinery that also processes nuts." Molded into the plastic just around the laser lens on an off-brand portable CD player: "Avoid looking at lens" On metals-based sunscreen bottle, in very fine print, just below the copyright and mailing address on the back, "May cause skin cancer." On plastic wrapper around the individual flavorwood fire logs sold at the supermarket in a small eastern Wymoning town I once ran out of gas at: "Do not incinerate." On gas pump: "Place nozzle in tank, THEN pull trigger to dispense gas." (emphasis theirs) On hotel shower curtain: "May be wet." On spool of 100 feet of 2-guage copper wire: "Do not eat." (Dang, I was going to eat it like a Slim Jim. I guess I'll have to go have some solder pretzels.) On quart of two-stroke oil: "White smoke is normal, unless you haven't started the engine yet." On cup of coffee: "Caution, contents may be hot" (No, ya think? I don't understand how anyone can have the balls to sue for getting burned by what is by definition served hot, and spilled it on themselves... and win) Sharpie'd on carboard sign, duct taped to pine tree at ski resort last winter: "Do not hit this tree" and a little ways farther down the run, "Not this one, either."

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Flumpkins
Flumpkins

Reply 11 years ago

LOL!!!

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chaoscampbell
chaoscampbell

12 years ago

I dated a girl once... a while back... that had the "slippery when wet" road sigh tattoo'd... down there...

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Rishnai
Rishnai

Reply 11 years ago

I remember the Larry the Cable Guy joke... "She had a tattoo on her hind end, said 'downgrade. Watch for other truckers.'"

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 11 years ago

I know three girls with similar signs...

One has a stop sign just at the top of her buttcrack, I laughed so long at that one...

I helped shave a proper landing strip in, I think that was the best use of gillette fusion ever... Never thought the same way about baths though...

The other has a Left and right on the opposite sides of down there, a very weird aiming joke, the story behind that tattoo is even better...

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 11 years ago

Classy!

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 11 years ago

Aye Aye...

I can't think of anything that bad about them except the aim joke...

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 11 years ago

A bullseye might be even better. My sis keeps getting tats, and I suspect there are a couple I DO NOT want to see!

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 11 years ago

Probably right there... I might though... Sorry bout mum jokes are too cliché other relatives are good though...

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 11 years ago

HaHa! Look up the ibler "NC Hillbilly in NY". CHeck her avatar. Still wanna see those tats?

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 11 years ago

OK, that's not really her picture. I helped her set up her account last time she was down here. She's actually a real pretty girl. Except for maybe the octopus tat!

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 11 years ago

Skunkers... your devilry has no ends, first you attempt to thwart my advances then encourage me...

No really I'm not for or against tattoos though so...

You know this will haunt you after time has passed

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Are you SURE you didn't mean "sigh" ? LOL

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

Sometimes a sigh can come with a smile ...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Hold that thought.......for a few years :-)

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T3h_Muffinator
T3h_Muffinator

Reply 12 years ago

Perhaps more than a few?