514Views9Replies

Author Options:

Things a plant would say... Answered

I'm working on something fun...  We'll leave it at that for now.

I need a nice, long list of things a plant would say to a human.  Humor and biology geekiness are welcome!  Patches to folks who come up with the most phrases or the best phrases.  Keep it PG though, ok?

Here are some examples:

"I think you should become a meatatarian"
"So when are you going to evolve and run on sunshine, like I do?"
"Gahhh!  Aphids!  Get 'em off!  Get 'em off!"
"I'm thirsty.  Water Me!"
"Audrey II is my hero."
"No worries, baby - I'm organic!"
"When you belch it's like a breath of fresh air."
"My pistol is useless against insects!"
"If you kill me, I think you should try a rock garden next."

Discussions

The forums are retiring in 2021 and are now closed for new topics and comments.
0
Goodhart
Goodhart

10 years ago

Said the lettuce to the Gardener; don't bend over granny, those tators has got eyes.... The tomato said, lettuce catch up on all the gossip we've been missing during the dry spell.

0
Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 10 years ago

The flower said: I'm a pistol packin mama

0
Kiteman
Kiteman

10 years ago

"Oi, caterpillar, no!"

0
caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

10 years ago

"I sudddenly realized all these eyes were on me..." Mr. Potato

0
caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

10 years ago

"I'm afraid...he's going to be a vegetable."

0
caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

10 years ago

"I don't want to be treated like a mushroom, kept in the dark and you feed me..."

0
MichelMoermans
MichelMoermans

10 years ago

"We demand that this chemical warfare is seized against our great weed nation!"

0
caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

10 years ago

"Don't tread on me", patriotic plants

0
MichelMoermans
MichelMoermans

10 years ago

"We all live in fear of the great roaring God that comes every 5 days and slices our heads off with it's great big rotating blades!" "I'm living on sunshine woohooooh, and don't it feel good? Yeah! Allright now..." I'm to tired to think of anything else right now but i'll get back to you ;)