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Total Views Count (updated)
A while back I wrote a Perl script which would go through a user's ibles and tot up the total views all of their instructables have.
I just created a group called Total Views Count. On the 1st and 15th of every month I'll be running the script on anyone that's a member of the group and posting the results. Should make for some interesting stats!
Oh and there're patches too! Awesome ones drawn by Caitlinsdad. I'll be giving them out when members of the group hit the 50k, 100k, 250k, 500k, 1m and 2m views boundaries.
So go join!
Comments
10 years ago
Joined. Great idea, Jayefuu.
10 years ago
Joined!
...Is that NachoMama in the back seat I see?
Reply 10 years ago
Yup! He looks a little concerned that Kiteman is driving.
Reply 10 years ago
On the left side of the car? Great Scot!
Reply 10 years ago
I thought Kiteman was the Great Anglian.
Reply 10 years ago
I thought Kiteman was the Great Pelican, or was that the Big Stork...something like that...
Reply 10 years ago
Your poor memory must be an albatross around your neck...
Reply 10 years ago
You're all wrong - it can't be me driving, because that's not Womble!
Reply 10 years ago
Am I right? I am always right. Do you want proof? I can cite more obscure citations than you. It's also on page 1524 of the McMaster-Carr catalogue. Hey, why do you blokes drive on the wrong side of the road? Not to get off-topic, where did this camel come from?
Reply 10 years ago
Well it appears Kelsey used his physics skills to teleport across to Kiteman in the UK. They're near Kiteman's home in Anglia, in Kiteman's car, Womble which is covered in yellow camel slime (the interior is green see). They're going to Norfolk's annual camel race.
Correct?
Reply 10 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's not my slime, but yes! We're going racing!
Reply 10 years ago
That is a cosmic coincidence. I didn't even know you had camel racing.
Reply 10 years ago
Now he's on the right side!
And honestly, is the camel in the car, or behind the car?
I think I get it; it's hanging out the window!
Reply 10 years ago
Who cares where the camel came from?
More to the point, I've just had to explain myself to my head teacher, who just walked past my office to find me chuckling madly about that picture!
Reply 10 years ago
Big Dork. ;)
Reply 10 years ago
Nah, Kiteman's just a passenger. Isn't he sitting shotgun?
Reply 10 years ago
Well... Cdad drew it and Americans drive on the right don't they? With a driver on the left of the car. If it were in England though he'd be passenger.
Reply 10 years ago
:-) Yeah, but if Kiteman's in the car, then it must be on the right side of the Atlantic. Besides, at those prices, I think Robot's pumping litres of petrol :-D
10 years ago
Excellent idea - I'm in!
Reply 10 years ago
I'm going to need a 1m views patch then aren't I...
Reply 10 years ago
Not quite yet...
(I think - I ran out of fingers.)
Reply 10 years ago
(You're approaching 1.5m)
Reply 10 years ago
Are you serious? Kiteman's got 10k view on each of his hundred I'bles?!? That goes beyond amazing. I think Eric owes Kiteman some bucks for maintaining the eyeballs-on-ads count!
Reply 10 years ago
Yup! If he owes Kiteman money he owes Christy twice as much!
Reply 10 years ago
Wow, that's quite a feat!
Is that a camel I see in the patch? ...Thanks!
Reply 10 years ago
Ahhhhh clever Cdad! I hadn't linked it to you :) Wonder who'll be in the 2m and 3m patches if he makes one. :D
Reply 10 years ago
They'll be a rare commodity if he does!
Reply 10 years ago
0_o
10 years ago
So if I'm over 100K, does that mean I get the 50K and the 100K patches like Volvo drivers get?
Reply 10 years ago
Don't be hatin'! The family Plymouth mini van is pushing 300 grand
Reply 10 years ago
I read an article in an AARP magazine one time about a car with over 1.75 million miles on it.
Reply 10 years ago
Man, you must be an old teenager...I'll link it for you.
Reply 10 years ago
I repeat. crazy man!
Reply 10 years ago
Yay it's the 15th! Going to run the script in the morning.
Reply 10 years ago
Nice job finding it.
Reply 10 years ago
Reply 10 years ago
Volvo seriously gives out medals? That is pretty cool.
Reply 10 years ago
Yup!
http://www.sacvolvoclub.org/Home/volvohmc
Reply 10 years ago
Crazy man!
Reply 10 years ago
Hmmm. I might run out of patches if I do that. And spend a few hours giving them out...
What do people think? :)
10 years ago
Joined.....hope I break 1k soon ;-)
10 years ago
I'm in.
I should get the "50K" patch already, since my lego guide has over 50,000 views.
Reply 10 years ago
You'll just have to wait the three days...
Reply 10 years ago
Sure, I can wait, I mean a patch isn't "ZOMG MUST HAVE OR I DIE" or anything like that.
Reply 10 years ago
>kind of is glad he let himself calm down before posting ZOMG GIMME PATCH!!!!
10 years ago
Awesome idea! I'm in. ;)
Reply 10 years ago
Great! But you could query the database any time you felt like it! Lucky sod. (Tease Eric, you're beating him on total views by quite a margin) ;)
10 years ago
Joined up and rather interested to see mine, because a few of the more popular 'ibles had random bursts of life lately...