Your mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken via satellite! Your mama's so stupid, she tried to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms! Your mama's so ugly, the only thing attracted to her is gravity!
Hey, thanks for these. I think I'll use a couple for my provoke macro in FFXI. Even the tired ones I was using got a few lolz, but it's time to upgrade. I figure what better way to enrage a monster than Yo Mama jokes?
How about this, if your still telling yo mamma jokes, then you need to move on. There are better things in life. Laugh at those you are trying to burn and walk away.
and of course, yo mamma jokes are not always for insulting people. for example, my friends and i exchange them just for a good laugh whenever we get bored.
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Best Answer 10 years ago
What? Not impressed? Eh... tough crowd. If you want more, why not use Google, the way Satan intended, like so:
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=mama+jokes+so+fat+ugly+stupid
9 years ago
Yo mamas so poor she bounces food stamps.
10 years ago
The only one that made me chuckle...
"Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meeter and waited for the gumball to come out."
Answer 9 years ago
i laughed out loud at that one! lol
Answer 10 years ago
Haha im still a kid. i love yo mamas. i got a million of them
9 years ago
Hey, thanks for these. I think I'll use a couple for my provoke macro in FFXI. Even the tired ones I was using got a few lolz, but it's time to upgrade. I figure what better way to enrage a monster than Yo Mama jokes?
10 years ago
Boy 1: "Yo Mama wears combat boots!"
Boy 2: "Yah, And every body calls her Cornel!"
10 years ago
How about this, if your still telling yo mamma jokes, then you need to move on. There are better things in life. Laugh at those you are trying to burn and walk away.
Answer 10 years ago
yeah, there are better things in life... like saying "that's what she said"!!
Answer 10 years ago
haha... we've all got to let loose some time
Answer 10 years ago
and of course, yo mamma jokes are not always for insulting people. for example, my friends and i exchange them just for a good laugh whenever we get bored.
10 years ago
Haven't heard one I considered funny yet.