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What is the funniest yo mama joke you ever heard? Answered

I need some serious burns. Please help

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Jack A Lopez
Jack A Lopez

Best Answer 10 years ago

Alright man, but you asked for it.
Your mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken via satellite!
Your mama's so stupid, she tried to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms!
Your mama's so ugly, the only thing attracted to her is gravity!
What? Not impressed? Eh... tough crowd.  If you want more, why not use Google, the way Satan intended, like so:
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=mama+jokes+so+fat+ugly+stupid

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Tunesrlife
Tunesrlife

10 years ago

The only one that made me chuckle...
"Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meeter and waited for the gumball to come out."

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average joe 1999
average joe 1999

Answer 9 years ago

i laughed out loud at that one! lol

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Bert99
Bert99

Answer 10 years ago

Haha im still a kid. i love yo mamas. i got a million of them

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hishealer
hishealer

9 years ago

Hey, thanks for these.  I think I'll use a couple for my provoke macro in FFXI.  Even the tired ones I was using got a few lolz, but it's time to upgrade.  I figure what better way to enrage a monster than Yo Mama jokes?

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Johenix
Johenix

10 years ago

Boy 1: "Yo Mama wears combat boots!"
Boy 2: "Yah, And every body calls her Cornel!" 

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mweston
mweston

10 years ago

 How about this, if your still telling yo mamma jokes, then you need to move on. There are better things in life. Laugh at those you are trying to burn and walk away.

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Ben.land101
Ben.land101

Answer 10 years ago

yeah, there are better things in life... like saying "that's what she said"!!

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mweston
mweston

Answer 10 years ago

 haha... we've all got to let loose some time

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Ben.land101
Ben.land101

Answer 10 years ago

 and of course, yo mamma jokes are not always for insulting people. for example, my friends and i exchange them just for a good laugh whenever we get bored.

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orksecurity
orksecurity

10 years ago

Haven't heard one I considered funny yet.