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Why do monkeys rule? Answered

MONKEYS RULE!!!!! THEY MAKE COOL HE-HE-WHO-WHO-HA-HA NOISES AND EAT BANNAS AND HAVE TAILS AND LOVE TREES AND DRINK COCA-COLA AND TYPE STUFF YOU TELL THEM TO (MINE DOES) IN FACT MY MONKEY IS TYPEING THIS RIGHT NOW AND THEY CAN GET STUFF YOU CAN'T REACH AND THEY TOTALY RULE AND EAT LOTS OF PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!! YA MONKEYS!!!!

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bowmaster
bowmaster

13 years ago

MONKEYS CAN PLAY THE BASS AND TOTAL RULE DO YOU WANT TO JOIN MY MONKEY GROUP?

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MonkiMan
MonkiMan

Reply 9 years ago

yay i want to join your monkey group

MONKEYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

When the globe's crystalized H2O supply is gone, I'll join your monkey group.

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bad apple
bad apple

Reply 13 years ago

monkeys rock teh globe!!!

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bowmaster
bowmaster

Reply 12 years ago

Ninja monkeys will strangle you with their tail while they punch and kick you in the face!!!!!!!!!

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Aeshir
Aeshir

13 years ago

YAY CRACK!

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bowmaster
bowmaster

Reply 12 years ago

MONKEY CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kelseymh
kelseymh

12 years ago

Get your filthy paws off of me, you damned dirty apes!

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

13 years ago

YAH! AND THEY THROW THEIR SHIT AT PEOPLE WHEN THEIR DONE EATING IT (I'VE SEEN ONE THAT DOES)!!!!! AND THEY GO AND BITE PEOPLE AND ATTACK THEM AND SPREAD DISEASE AND STEAL FOOD AND WRECK HOUSES AND MESS UP WHAT YOUR DOING YAH MONKEYS RULE AT SUCKING!!!!!! Sorry, couldn't resist a display of greater intelligence, rocketscientist2015

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bowmaster
bowmaster

Reply 12 years ago

THOSE ARE THE BEST PARTS!!!!!!!

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

Oh.. My bad.. I guess we vary on our opinions of best parts...

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

However, they are fascinating creatures (minus they bad habits displayed above).

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

what do you expect from uncivilized creatures. They act like that bunch in Washington DC, you know?

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

Most definetly, amazing the similarities between species? Perhaps they are un-evolving?

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

I would hate to see monkeys make the same mistake as humans and go into politics LOL

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Sandisk1duo
Sandisk1duo

12 years ago

They also throw their own feces.... And in response to your topic queastion, "why not?"

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

13 years ago

Ok I can do everything on that list... except have a tail... I can make pretty much the exact noise associated with most monkeys except way louder... (not as loud as a howler, but loud enough to be heard about half a mile) That and I can do it with out spreading faeces everywhere.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

Woot! Good for you : )

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killerjackalope
killerjackalope

Reply 13 years ago

Just saying... it's not like they're better than people, or worse, just furrier and less politically orientated...

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savagenarce
savagenarce

13 years ago

Monkeys Rule? Seems I saw a series of movies on this topic...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

Good ole Planet of the Apes (they were apes, not monkeys LOL) just teasing....

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savagenarce
savagenarce

Reply 13 years ago

Yeah, if only they had made "Planet of the Simians" - then it would be universally applicable (_)

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 13 years ago

I figured they were going to make the next one a horror movie: Planet of the Politicians. LOL

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HamO
HamO

13 years ago

'cause some jerks feed them!