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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 12 years ago

Indeed.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

Can't beat cutting-edge witty comments.

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 12 years ago

Can't beat 'em with a stick.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

Just poke them occasionally to check if they're dead.

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 12 years ago

They're not dead! They're just sleeping...

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

"Are you my mommy?"

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Skyfinity
Skyfinity

Reply 12 years ago

You said you were a woman! You are a liar! Or you are telling the truth, in which case I am again deeply apologetic for being so insensitive.

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jedi pen-gui-n
jedi pen-gui-n

Reply 12 years ago

NO no it was a quote from Star Wars!

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kelseymh
kelseymh

Reply 12 years ago

Nooooooo! That's impossible!! For very good physiological reasons

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

And physical

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

And geographical

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

geographical reason can be overcome, and as has been recently proven, current gender has little to do with it

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

You do all realise that I quoted a line from Doctor Who, don't you? "The Empty Child"?

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

aye, remember the Doc commanded him to go to his room?

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

I did anyway :-) Thus my comment above. And in the case of that episode she was his mommy....genetically anyways

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 12 years ago

Go to your room!

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

LOL, I actually got to see that episode ;-)

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gmjhowe
gmjhowe

Reply 12 years ago

yes

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n8man
n8man

Reply 12 years ago

*poke* Are you still there?

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

No, I'm not.

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its a lion
its a lion

12 years ago

I had a chair once that said something along the lines of "Warning: persons weighing over 250 pounds may cause chair broken."

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Goodhart
Goodhart

12 years ago

I dug out an old instruction leaflet for my Ameritech Caller ID box, and now I know why I never read it, but do not, for the life of me, know why I saved it. Except for the name of the device, the entire 8 page leaflet is in Spanish.

Well, at least I know that the Modelo is AM02000 *sigh*

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PKM
PKM

12 years ago

Two comments- firstly, I got a £25 for writing to New Scientist with instructions I found on a blowtorch that included "use in a tent is prohibited" and "never use while sleeping" that made it into the back page. Also, I worked in a physics lab for a term in the first year of my degree using oscilloscopes that had a "focalisation" knob- I think they were French. That spawned a number of bad faux-french memes- "turnez-vous le focalisation, putain! Sacre bleu...". I don't know if it's actually pronounced "focc-a-liz-aseeon" but we had fun with it.

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Gjdj3
Gjdj3

12 years ago

Haha, here are some excerpts from my multimeter instructions.

No more than a novel style, ting stmiccture, cheap price, but the multi-tester has perfect quality and wide measuring range.

Operation At first the zero corrector should be detected and adjusted to place the pointer on zero of the scale left. No periodor, screw the indicator zero corrector to adjust in.

Haha, it only gets worse from there.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

12 years ago

I should have kept the instructions for operating my pedometer as it was obviously written by someone whose comprehension of English sentence structure was a little off. Let's just say it wasn't his/her first language.