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World Take Over Instructable? Answered

Anybody interested in doing a Collaboration on "theoretical" world take over/domination and world management?

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CameronSS
CameronSS

13 years ago

I have complete plans for taking over the world-and galaxy, if I find someone to take over. I'm not disclosing the full details, lest someone thwart me before I begin Evil Stage One, but it features a small black hole on a metaphorical leash. Unfortunately, the vast majority of my plans regard my restructuring of the world afterwards. (Kiteman already gets the Philippines plus an extra country for some chemical help (thanks again, Kiteman!), President Shrub gets his own private melting iceberg, the world capital is Macchu Picchu and accessible only by parachute or human cannonball, etc.)

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nerdboy98
nerdboy98

Reply 9 years ago

Count me as an evil minion

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

LOL thats pretty good...

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nerdboy98
nerdboy98

9 years ago

Take over by creating a cult to do your dirty work (I made a how to)

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VIRON
VIRON

13 years ago

Everyone throughout history who has tried to take over the world has died trying. But even if they succeeded someone else would still kill them as part of their own plan to take over the world. The whole idea is really evil as it involves lots of killing and dieing.

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nerdboy98
nerdboy98

Reply 9 years ago

The trick is to get a meat puppet (dumb, powerhungry, hansome, white, male, landowner) to take over the world for you

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gyromild
gyromild

13 years ago

LOL Anyone here remember Pinky and the Brain? Two lab mice that want to take over the world =)

The tagline:
Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky—Try to take over the world!!"

I love that show. Perhaps you can get some ideas from there :)

List of Brain's Plans For World Domination

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Spl1nt3rC3ll
Spl1nt3rC3ll

13 years ago

Oooooo! It must have a picture of Stewie!

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

Definetly LOL

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chooseausername
chooseausername

Reply 13 years ago

(but this could not be a real and serious instructable)

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

I was thinking of a group of well thought out theories on how to do it, eg releasing a cell phone/computer mega virus, turning everyone into zombies etc...

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sugg22
sugg22

Reply 13 years ago

hey! you're just copying the events of Stephen King's book "Cell". thats called plaigiarism!

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

Ummm... No actually I've never read, or found out the plot of "Cell", it's news to me that it is a good enough idea for King..

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 13 years ago

Or it could be seen as... "Being inspired by..." or "Paying homage to..."

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srikar06
srikar06

Reply 13 years ago

As long as you spare him I dont think you have to worry about him suing you with you hold the world in your hands.... :)

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chooseausername
chooseausername

Reply 13 years ago

Yeah, this could be interesting (and funny) =o)
If you make it, I will probably contribute.

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KentsOkay
KentsOkay

Reply 13 years ago

I shall get right to work!

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Brennn10
Brennn10

13 years ago

That would be amusing. I might be able to contribute some ideas.