...if you'd rather read a new 'ible now than eat or use the toilet. Which is why your bathroom now has a dorm fridge, microwave, and a swing-out computer rest, all within reach of the only place to sit. Plus broadband.
Scary how closely every one of those fits me. There are two multi-tools in my pocket right now, a Leatherman Squirt S4 for cutting and small stuff, and a heavier-duty folding screwdriver-pliers set.
... if to get you out of her hair, your mother tells you to "go blow something up." ... if "shop" means "wherever I last left my tools." ... if every day you decide which unfinished project to work on next. ... if one of those unfinished projects is dismantling something to get the parts you need for another project. ... if you check the same garage sale multiple times, just in case they have something new.
They make medical tape ?? boy all these years I've been using PVC electrical tape, it comes in several colors, I like Black it contrasts nicely against the toilet paper, it's water proof, shook resistant, C.S.A., UL, and V.D.E. Approved, I'd like to see a medical tape with those kind of ratings and it even peels off nice and leaves the hairs in the place, and most important of all while your taping up your fingers you don't need a scissors to cut it with....
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11 years ago
...if you'd rather be talking on the Forums than with your girlfriend.
Reply 11 years ago
more like ... if you dont have a girlfriend
Reply 11 years ago
...
*emo sob*
Reply 11 years ago
hahaha =D
Reply 11 years ago
If your girlfriend IS an instructable.
Reply 11 years ago
That one cracked me up ledzeppie.
Reply 11 years ago
...you don't have a girlfriend because you spend all your time on instructables
Reply 11 years ago
...your girlfriend is also an Instructabler
Reply 11 years ago
...my gosh...
Reply 11 years ago
What about your gosh?
Reply 11 years ago
THAT PERSON IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply 11 years ago
Heh, I know I know. I was kidding.
Reply 11 years ago
hes lying to preserve his rep lol j/k
Reply 11 years ago
i wish, but i don't have(or ever had for that matter) a girlfriend.
11 years ago
...if you'd rather read a new 'ible now than eat or use the toilet. Which is why your bathroom now has a dorm fridge, microwave, and a swing-out computer rest, all within reach of the only place to sit. Plus broadband.
11 years ago
...if you've been keeping a list to see how many of these apply to you.
11 years ago
Seriously, stop that.
11 years ago
Stop it.
11 years ago
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11 years ago
if you have ever said 'I know where some good instructions on that are
11 years ago
....when someone breaks their legs, you offer to buy it to make a sculpture?
11 years ago
...if you use Instructables.
Reply 11 years ago
LOL!
11 years ago
... if you slow down as you drive past interesting dumpsters.
... if you always have your multi-tool in your pocket, even around the house.
... if people are more likely to ask you to fix a broken door than the janitor.
... if people are more likely to pass scrap on to you than to the recycle bin.
... if people don't worry about strange smells or loud noises, they just assume.
Reply 11 years ago
Scary how closely every one of those fits me. There are two multi-tools in my pocket right now, a Leatherman Squirt S4 for cutting and small stuff, and a heavier-duty folding screwdriver-pliers set.
... if to get you out of her hair, your mother tells you to "go blow something up."
... if "shop" means "wherever I last left my tools."
... if every day you decide which unfinished project to work on next.
... if one of those unfinished projects is dismantling something to get the parts you need for another project.
... if you check the same garage sale multiple times, just in case they have something new.
Reply 11 years ago
I think I may be an instructabler more likely an 'ibler
11 years ago
They make medical tape ?? boy all these years I've been using PVC electrical tape, it comes in several colors, I like Black it contrasts nicely against the toilet paper, it's water proof, shook resistant, C.S.A., UL, and V.D.E. Approved, I'd like to see a medical tape with those kind of ratings and it even peels off nice and leaves the hairs in the place, and most important of all while your taping up your fingers you don't need a scissors to cut it with....
Reply 11 years ago
... if you have had more than one discussion on the relative merits of at least four types of adhesive tape and which one was your favourite
I already get your number 1, 4 and 5, Kiteman :)
11 years ago
I like the elastic, adhesive one from elastoplast, it's great...
11 years ago
If you mention the robot offline.
if you say ewilhelm when in common conversation.