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if you were stranded on an island and you could bring two things what would you bring?
you are on a island with lions and many bugs. also there is no trees on this island.
i know what i would bring 2 full refrigerators.

rule # 1: you cant bring any planes or cars or trucks or cruise ships.

rule # 2: if you bring a refrigerator you can only bring one piece of food cause the question is " what two items would you bring" the key word is "'two items'.

rule # 3: no electronics!

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Punkguyta
Punkguyta

13 years ago

That brass lamp that's been sitting on my shelf for 20 years and makes spooky sounds when I rub it. That and a big bag of weed

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Metal4God
Metal4God

Reply 13 years ago

you do drugs?

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Metal4God
Metal4God

Reply 13 years ago

drugs are very bad

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Punkguyta
Punkguyta

Reply 13 years ago

No they aren't, not non chemical drugs like said bag of dope, coke and meth and shit like that is bad, eats your brain.

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Metal4God
Metal4God

Reply 13 years ago

weed is still illegal for a reason and its bad veeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyyyy bad for you

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Punkguyta
Punkguyta

Reply 13 years ago

This obviously coming from someone that hasn't ever done it. Smoking ciggeretes is worse bud.

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Metal4God
Metal4God

Reply 13 years ago

no drugs kill brain cells = making you dummer. yes smoking is bad but its abou the same

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codeprang
codeprang

Reply 12 years ago

Actually smoking one spliff kills 4 brain cells whereas smoking a cigarette kills 7. Either that or the newspaper has been lying to me again...

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Metal4God
Metal4God

Reply 12 years ago

ya everything in the newspaper is true *rolls eyes*

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Punkguyta
Punkguyta

Reply 13 years ago

Pot doesn't kill your brain cells.

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rickick
rickick

Reply 13 years ago

YOUR RIGHT ALL IT DOES IF PARALYZE YOU!

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Punkguyta
Punkguyta

Reply 13 years ago

Hmmm well if it paralized me when I smoke it, I would have an aweful time getting up to get food for my munchies, which I seem to be able to do.

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lemonie
lemonie

Reply 13 years ago

And God looked around at his creation and saw it was good, then he realises: "Oh my (me), I left pot everywhere! Now people are going to think they should use it or something? Now I'm going to have to create Republicans..." (Bill Hicks) Drugs are bad, m'kay? (Mr Mackey)

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VIRON
VIRON

Reply 13 years ago

That's Genesis 1:29-31 again. The good LORD groweth all thy dope.

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Easy Button
Easy Button

Reply 13 years ago

you tell him fender

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astrozombies138
astrozombies138

13 years ago

a chair!(i'll tame them all!) and volley ball that i can make my best friend I shall call him wilson.

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tomonto
tomonto

13 years ago

id bring a cardboard box to play in.and a genie to wish for a plane, pilot, and a cardboardboxto replace the one i left for jerry, my lion friend, to play with on the island.

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T-man
T-man

13 years ago

i would bring anything i wanted to bring

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fobblewabble
fobblewabble

13 years ago

I would have to say two hot girls

probably a sharp machete and a water purification system if i was being logical- the machete to kill the lions, fillet them, cut down some trees to make a shelter and start a fire to cook the lions and keep away the other ones and the water purifier to remove the salt from the sea water so it was safe to drink and so i could season the lions with the salt :P.

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T3h_Muffinator
T3h_Muffinator

Reply 13 years ago

But....I think you are forgetting a critical necessity in life.... how could you live, if you don't have any muffins...

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Loosewire; SOE Operative
Loosewire; SOE Operative

Reply 13 years ago

hehe, good point i think i might go insane without my weekly does of blueberry muffins

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Cameronk
Cameronk

Reply 13 years ago

how do you know there is lions?

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Loosewire; SOE Operative
Loosewire; SOE Operative

Reply 13 years ago

but for fun a life times supply of sherbert ..mmmmm...sherbert and a mountain of clean junk metal (including nuts and bolts and tools) for me to tinker with so i could make a boat and get off the island. NOW SAY THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES, I DARE YOU!!

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TheCheese9921
TheCheese9921

13 years ago

A stripper and a lifetime supply of circus Peanuts, now all I need is a way to build a lawn chair

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Metal4God
Metal4God

Reply 13 years ago

why do people like strippers so much

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TheCheese9921
TheCheese9921

Reply 13 years ago

Thats like asking why do guys like girls

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LasVegas
LasVegas

Reply 13 years ago

Or what do holy-rollers have against them?

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royalestel
royalestel

Reply 13 years ago

There are no "welder recovery programs" run by ex-welders, but there are "exotic dancer recovery programs" run by ex-exotic dancers. 'nuff said.

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acer73
acer73

Reply 13 years ago

why would they need recovery programs? (strippers)

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royalestel
royalestel

Reply 13 years ago

I don't know all the reasons, though you could look up exotic dancer recovery programs and find out for yourself.

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acer73
acer73

Reply 13 years ago

That would be akward if my parents came in and saw what i was looking for

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royalestel
royalestel

Reply 13 years ago

Ahahaha! Right. Well, apparently an extreme majority of strippers can only go out and "do their thing" if they are hopped up on alcohol or drugs or both. So imagine at least part of the recovery program is substance abuse recovery. I read a couple white papers on the subject a while back from a sociology website. If I find the link I'll mention it. Otherwise, I can't remember, I can only guess that selling one's virtue for money would get to you eventually.

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acer73
acer73

Reply 13 years ago

True true true, I couldn't dance half naked on a pole in front of a bunch of creepy men

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LasVegas
LasVegas

Reply 13 years ago

Okay... That makes a heck of a lot of sense. Not! There are also 'cult recovery programs' for people that were brainwashed by religion.

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instructa-fan
instructa-fan

Reply 13 years ago

my god damned hippie ass, fat ass, religious as shit, fuckwadd cousin needs that!!!

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royalestel
royalestel

Reply 13 years ago

I was thinking of that as I typed it. I love the old-skool "Not!" Awesome. :) Well, anyways, from the white papers I've read on strip clubs, the owners are up to no good, the women get mistreated something beastly, and the guys that are regulars seriously damage their relationships. Anyhoo .. . just my thoughts since you asked.

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royalestel
royalestel

Reply 13 years ago

Although, am I a Holy-roller? Hmmm . . . maybe I should delete my comments. meh.

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acer73
acer73

Reply 13 years ago

cause they are more easy then using you knife to take off the insulation from a wire

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Cameronk
Cameronk

Reply 13 years ago

life time supply... methiinks that goes over the two item limit. -_-

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TheCheese9921
TheCheese9921

Reply 13 years ago

Fine a magical circus peanut bag that never gets empty BTW- I like your icon my friend has it on a shirt

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Weissensteinburg
Weissensteinburg

Reply 13 years ago

You're not allowed...you may have your stripper (but why bother, you can just borrow the one I already requested?) and one peanut.

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acer73
acer73

Reply 13 years ago

Oh I didn't know we were going to share the Island I'll bring a Desalinator and tent the size of a large house

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Metal4God
Metal4God

Reply 13 years ago

why not bring a large house lol

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Easy Button
Easy Button

Reply 13 years ago

but if you did that you could only have one item in it

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Metal4God
Metal4God

Reply 13 years ago

true