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why do we hate bananas? Answered

Why do we hate bananas? share why here!

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Rock Soldier
Rock Soldier

11 years ago

I Like how this went from bananas to cheese and sandwiches.

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Rock Soldier
Rock Soldier

11 years ago

They make the roof of my mouth itchy. They shall pay one day. One day...

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yourcat
yourcat

12 years ago

They get over ripe too easy...

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Kiteman
Kiteman

12 years ago

I don't hate bananas.

In fact, I have just finished eating a banana and peanut butter sandwich.

(Who says Americans don't contribute to world cuisine?)

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NachoMahma
NachoMahma

Reply 12 years ago

. The thought of a proper Brit eating a PB&B sandwich strikes me as exceptionally funny. PB&B is about as Redneck as it gets.

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Kiteman
Kiteman

Reply 12 years ago

I'll swap you - try a cheese and jam sandwich. Make sure it's a fairly hard cheese, and a tart jam.

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yourcat
yourcat

Reply 12 years ago

Smoked oyster pizza, anyone?

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Oh, I'll call your bluff on the cheese sandwich and raise you a sweet gherkin (pickle) and Cheese Whiz sandwich !!!

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 12 years ago

You ever try a baloney and butter sandwich on Wonder Bread? For some reason, that gets stuck to the roof of your mouth also.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Cheez Whiz (what name for a sandwich spread LOL), wasn't all that sticky IIRC. Peanut butter....especially the natural stuff, is very sticky though. But yes, I love Bologna sandwiches, with either butter, or a slice of cheese and mayo. (pop that latter one in the microwave for a few seconds, until the Bologna starts to sizzle and you have a nice hot sandwich too).

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 12 years ago

also good is fried spam and cheese sandwich, with the sandwich cooked in the spam grease! that is some good eat'n, i tell you what.

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 12 years ago

Although those are good, they don't really fit the conversation. They were talking about unnatural combinations. Spam and cheese makes perfect sense!

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 12 years ago

i thought we were trying to see who could gross out Adrian Monk.

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 12 years ago

Maybe so. I just thought of the "gross out Adrian" thing as a fringe benefit, not the real point. Either way, Carry on with the spam/cheese, Sir!

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 12 years ago

please dont call me sir, i work for a living!

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skunkbait
skunkbait

Reply 12 years ago

:-) Like I tell people, "My dad is sir, I'm just Bubba."

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

That is WAY too salty and fatty for my diet....I can't end up back in the hospital again ;-)

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 12 years ago

its probably way too salty and fatty for any diet. If i could marry a sandwich it would be the spam and cheese, it gives you that warm fuzzy feeling in your chest like love does.

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 12 years ago

I think that would be the jalepenos in the monterey jack cheese.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Oooo good ole Pepper Jack cheese Yum....but I get the Habanero version ;-)

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 12 years ago

That'll light a fire under ya, literally...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Only if you eat too much of it or don't chew it well.....I have learned not to use Big chunks of hot pepper in food I make for myself.....if I don't chew them well, their is a hot time in the water closet 24-36 hours later.....

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

more like a fire bomb....but I have it pretty much down to a science as far has how much I can eat without burning my butt off.

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 12 years ago

We'd better end this one before it gets ugly.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Yeah, it would give a whole new meaning to brown and serve meals (blech)

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 12 years ago

You know youve exceeded your dose when it burns a hole in your shorts and takes the enamel off the toilet.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Well, love doesn't clog your arteries and give you a heart attack ;-)

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

OMG! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

You're right, that needs a little lightly cooked calamari to soak up the grease ...

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 12 years ago

extra tentacles, please...

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Well, to be honest, the first time I got to try it, the little suckers on the tentacles almost threw me for a loop. . . but I got by that and it was good :-) (you might say I became a sucker for suckers)

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 12 years ago

The live sushi octopus and squid might be hard to swallow. I guess it gets stuck to your throat.

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 12 years ago

ive had baby octctopus but it wasnt live. Octopus is one of those things you can put on anything.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Yeah, it just gave me pause the first time I had it :-)

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

Nah, you just chew (and chew and chew) it well

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thematthatter
thematthatter

Reply 12 years ago

that wasnt vomit, that was your mouth salivating for a tasty grilled spam and cheese. :)

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

slap a little calamari on there, that it would be perfect ;-)

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

Ya'll are disgusting.

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

ROFL

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

I have learned not to knock anything if I haven't tried it..... ;-)

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Lithium Rain
Lithium Rain

Reply 12 years ago

I think I'm gonna be sick!

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Goodhart
Goodhart

Reply 12 years ago

It was quick and easy for me when I was a Younin ;-) Spread on the cheese and press in the pickles....put the two halves together and....LUNCH :-)

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Tool Using Animal
Tool Using Animal

Reply 12 years ago

It's only redneck if it's a fried PB&B sammich.

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caitlinsdad
caitlinsdad

Reply 12 years ago

Thx for teh link, I always thought the term was derived from having a farmer's tan.

The PB&B is served and relished by royalty as evidenced by The King.

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NachoMahma
NachoMahma

Reply 12 years ago

. Yeah. That was a new one for me. I always thought it was the sunburned neck thing, too. The more I learn, the more I realize just how ignorant I really am. ;)

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Doctor What
Doctor What

12 years ago

The only good banana is in banana nut cake. Any other banana is sticky, and useless. Especially when you try to eat them, and you get those strings on the side, which are unusually bitter, and they ruin the eating experience.

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jessyratfink
jessyratfink

12 years ago

I only hate them when they're fully ripe. I like my bananas green!