Cheap Faux Energy Drinks for the Sleep Deprived




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Step 1: Tools and Supplies


- Coffee Maker
- Refrigerator
- Glass Bottle (Plastic will dissolve and taste bad)
- Funnel (Mine is the top of a Two Liter Bottle)
- Spoon
- Bandanna
- Hammer


- Coffee Grounds
- Sugar or Honey
- Coffee Filters

Step 2: Make Da Coffee

1) Put the coffee filter in the Coffee Maker

2) Pour the Water into the Coffee Maker

3) Put the Pot under the Coffee Maker

4) Put the Grounds on to the Filter

5) Close the Top

5) Turn on the Coffee Pot

6) If you didn't know how to do that hit yourself in the face with a hammer

Step 3: Pour Da Coffee and Add Da Stuff

Now you need to add that hot coffee to the bottle with the sweet stuff.

1) Get your glass bottle

2) Put it in the sink

3) Put the funnel on it

4) Pour the Coffee in but leave room for sweet stuff

5) Get your chosen sweet thing.

6) Pour Chosen sweet thing in.

7) Take some extra coffee and wash the sweet stuff you spilled into the bottle

8) Cap a bitch

9) Shake

Step 4: Chill Da Drink

1) Take da Bandanna and pick up the bottle

2) Put the bottle in fridge

3) Close the fridge

Step 5: Sleep Less!

Now you have a delicious way to pump your body full of caffeine but not rid your wallet of money.

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    35 Discussions


    6 years ago on Step 2

    Your instructions weren't clear enough, I got my foot stuck in the toaster.


    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

     Nah, L is just making things better for us all, i like this instructable, but just great pictures aren't gunna do everything!

    It would though be nice to know the amounts of honey, sugar and how strong the coffee is brewed, etc. 


    Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

    that would help but some people like their coffee uber strong like me while others cant stand the taste of it (lousy coffee haters). but i agree, a rough estimate would be of great help


    9 years ago on Step 5

    When you say delicious, you mean it tastes good as well as wakes you up, or does it actually just wake you up?

    2 replies

    9 years ago on Introduction

    hehe, don't use a beer bottle and do this while driving, the police may not be happy lol!

    1 reply

    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    i just hit big lots for more nos, redbovine, blue frog, hansens, or whatever, , their shot bottles are a buck each,, , maybe i shouldn't share this info. . liquid b-vitamin drops are available at wally world for 4-6.00$ depending where you live. . add them to whatever or use them under the tongue, for not so harsh aftereffects (like with other caffeinated products)


    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    wall mart. . when out of state, i noticed some people calling their local wallmart, wally word not to be confused with the chevy chase movie vaction, and the theme park they goto . no this is the sprawl-mart of mass retailing.


    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    In short Slightly. It gives it more sugar which mean's it will make you hyper but not as much as caffeine if i was you id just buy No Doz and put them in the Fatal Amount of Caffeine for an adult is usually 4 to 10 Grams 1000 Mg = G and a No Doz is 100 Mg so have 10 At the max. The most Ive had is 7 Which is like the equivalent of 4 Energy Drinks and a Coffee.  I'm 13 so if stores don't allow you to buy them Find another store.


    Reply 9 years ago on Introduction

    But I've built up a slight immunity to Caffeine so like 400MG (2 Energy Drinks and a Coffee) barely effects me. -.-


    9 years ago on Introduction

    Sweet! I just may have to try a variation of this. I drink coffee like a FOOL! And I love iced coffee. I think I'd trick this "energy" drink out with some milk. Milk, honey, coffee. Iced. Hmmmm...  Honey, in and of itself, is some wonderful stuffs. Just ask that baptist-guy, John. Hmm... Maybe I'll add some pureed locusts while I'm add it. Ok. Mebbe not.

    Cheers, dude.