Introduction: Chick-Fil-A Banana Pudding Milkshake: a Haiku
Nasty politics
taints all their delicious food;
no more Chick-Fil-A.
Banana pudding
so sublime are these milkshakes...
Cannot go without.
Sweet and so complex
it turns out to fake one is
really quite easy.
Step 1: Ingredients
To replicate this,
you need five ingredients.
bananas, ice cream.
Nilla wafers, too:
milk and instant pudding mix.
Whipped cream optional.
Why not sweet cherries?
I can't stand the things. Also,
wife likes them too much.
Step 2: Make the Pudding
Follow instructions,
the box will not lead you wrong.
Don't forget to whisk.
Step 3: Add Ingredients to Blender.
Two bananas in,
followed by half the pudding.
Or more - I won't tell.
Add the ice cream now.
Two generous scoops should do.
Don't be too stingy.
Nilla wafers last,
we put in about fifteen.
Whipped cream sounds awesome.
Step 4: Blend
Blend the mixture well,
Not too well. Texture is key.
Time flows like river.
Step 5: Top With Whipped Cream (optional)
Whip yourself some cream:
a fatty cloud on your shake.
(awful metaphor)
Tradition dictates
one maraschino cherry;
blueberries = better.
Step 6: Enjoy!
Doesn't taste quite right...
Bananas should be riper.
That would be perfect.
Tough reviewer says,
milkshake is quite delicious.
Sugar before bed.