Chick-Fil-A Banana Pudding Milkshake: a Haiku

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Introduction: Chick-Fil-A Banana Pudding Milkshake: a Haiku

Nasty politics
taints all their delicious food;
no more Chick-Fil-A.

Banana pudding
so sublime are these milkshakes...
Cannot go without.

Sweet and so complex
it turns out to fake one is
really quite easy.

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Step 1: Ingredients

To replicate this,
you need five ingredients.
bananas, ice cream.

Nilla wafers, too:
milk and instant pudding mix.
Whipped cream optional.

Why not sweet cherries?
I can't stand the things. Also,
wife likes them too much.

Step 2: Make the Pudding

Follow instructions,
the box will not lead you wrong.
Don't forget to whisk.

Step 3: Add Ingredients to Blender.

Two bananas in,
followed by half the pudding.
Or more - I won't tell.

Add the ice cream now.
Two generous scoops should do.
Don't be too stingy.

Nilla wafers last,
we put in about fifteen.
Whipped cream sounds awesome.

Step 4: Blend

Blend the mixture well,
Not too well. Texture is key.
Time flows like river.

Step 5: Top With Whipped Cream (optional)

Whip yourself some cream:
a fatty cloud on your shake.
(awful metaphor)

Tradition dictates
one maraschino cherry;
blueberries = better.

Step 6: Enjoy!

Doesn't taste quite right...
Bananas should be riper.
That would be perfect.

Tough reviewer says,
milkshake is quite delicious.
Sugar before bed.

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    7 Discussions

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    Kkrattiger
    Kkrattiger

    6 years ago

    No one else found this hilarious? Who cares about politics, besides stingy maraschino withholding between 2 consenting married folk

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    rbbandz
    rbbandz

    7 years ago on Introduction

    Looks good! I eat at chick-fila everytime I get the chance because of their politics!!! GOD BLESS CHICK-FILA!

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    rrkrose
    rrkrose

    7 years ago on Introduction

    This sounds delicious! I have never been to chick-fila and never plan on going because of their disgusting ethics.

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    l8nite
    l8nite

    7 years ago on Introduction

    The pudding is a very interesting twist in a milkshake. This sounds DELICIOUS

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    WUVIE
    WUVIE

    7 years ago on Introduction

    I love this! Perhaps not fat free, but hate free for sure.

    Thank you!